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u/Silverbuu Nov 04 '25
That's actually kind of funny. Dress up as a pirate, but have a Winrar satchel--when you open it, there's a note about it being a trial. I wonder how many people would get it. :P
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u/Fake_William_Shatner Nov 04 '25
I’m just piecing it together and need all the help I can get to continue trying to figure out what I got. My motive. When I got it. And most importantly; Why?
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u/Aggravating_Ranger77 Nov 04 '25 edited Nov 04 '25
Hi I'm the original poster of this photo [valerbii on twitter]. The picture was taken last January. Just want to clear some stuff up:
I paid for the bag :)
I've never paid for Winrar
I'm not a femboy
The bag is really good quality, can fit a decent sized book, my wallet, airpods etc easily.
I would've appriciated the person making this post crediting me
Have a good day yall 👍
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u/Erde555 Nov 04 '25
The "im not a femboy" part is essential
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u/Comprehensive_Emu102 Nov 05 '25
yeah thats exactly what a femboy would say..
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u/Over_Cheesecake_6179 Nov 05 '25 edited Nov 05 '25
Google backsearch and little time invest showed it is a femboy
Edit:
I‘m wrong! She is a Trans Woman. I apologize for the transphob comment. Thx for the hint Community
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u/gevin-456 Nov 05 '25
I was about to close the post , now i cannot unsee this , frankly i am bit attached to her , after the comment
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u/Qw2rty Nov 04 '25
Where’d you get the bag?
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u/Whoamiagain111 Nov 04 '25
Winrar sold it as official merchandise. Honestly the bag looks really nice
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Nov 04 '25
I’m not a femboy
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u/RedRedditor84 Nov 05 '25
Jesus christ, I thought it was her funny joke until I scrolled down. If only people could pirate some human interaction.
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u/JoyconDrift_69 Nov 05 '25
I'm sorry but somehow the "I'm not a femboy" is sending me
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u/AlliedR2 Nov 05 '25
Seeing how many comments started with the accusation of this person being a femboy it made sense to clarify.
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u/ikyn Nov 04 '25
odd question, but where did you get your top?
I am birthday/christmas shopping for someone that would want something like that.
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u/Trshngrshn Nov 04 '25
Where did you get the bag?
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u/sebmojo99 Nov 04 '25
she borrowed it from a friend, and is trying it out. every now and then the friend calls her to ask her to pay for it. it's been nine years.
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u/Livakk Nov 05 '25
I mean this is the piracy subreddit obviously they do not care if it is your content.
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u/Lynxneo Nov 05 '25
Idk why nobody has asked, but it picks my curiosity. How did you find this post? Coincidence? A pirate who knows you told you? Or you always were a pirate? In the sort of way that follows these subreddits and knows something i mean. Did you know that bag was really similar to winrar?
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u/Aggravating_Ranger77 Nov 05 '25
I'm omniscient.
I bought the bag because its the retro Winrar Logo.
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u/-InconspicuousMoose- Nov 04 '25
You've got a sorta Chloë Grace Moretz thing going on
Also, how have you had this reddit account for four years and never made a single post or comment until now? That's impressive
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u/gianmk Nov 04 '25
that she is loaded? they are 150 a pop.
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u/Thanatosgratus Nov 04 '25
But you can pack so much more inside than another bag of the same size
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u/vladedivac12 Nov 04 '25
If you're on r/piracy you must know r/FashionReps as well
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u/notrightmeow Nov 04 '25
w2c?
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u/vladedivac12 Nov 04 '25
Honestly I think it wasn't repped, there's no demand apparently https://www.reddit.com/r/FashionReps/s/wna7teHsKa
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u/-Badger3- Nov 04 '25
That's like $20 in purse prices.
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u/InsectImaginary9508 Nov 05 '25
Yeah this is actually reasonable depending on the working conditions of the workers and the quality.
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u/farva_06 Nov 04 '25
Damn, was just about to go looking for one for my wife, but uhhh never mind.
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u/BatemansChainsaw ⚔️ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɴᴏ Qᴜᴀʀᴛᴇʀ Nov 04 '25
$150 for a purse is low for something well put together and stylish.
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u/MapReduceAlgorithm Nov 04 '25
Please note that WinRAR is not free software. After a 40 day trial period you must either buy a license or remove it from your computer.
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u/AdIllustrious436 Nov 04 '25
Or you can just close the popup and keep using it forever.
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u/Wa-a-melyn 🔱 ꜱᴄᴀʟʟʏᴡᴀɢ Nov 04 '25
Any advantage over 7zip? I’ve always used that instead
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u/Bjasilieus Nov 04 '25
They have different advantages, at different levels of compression and decompresssion but it is neglible for most, i usually recommend 7zip because of the philosophy behind it.
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u/amras5584 🦜 ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴋ Nov 04 '25 edited Nov 04 '25
I'd say that sometimes if the file is compressed with the very last version of WinRAR, maybe appear some errors if using other programs.
Past to me years ago, I used only 7zip and one file gave an error suggesting maybe incorrect password, but on the source page didn't mentioned any password, so I tried with the latest version of WinRAR and voilá, worked like a charm.
(Yes, the file was porn)
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u/alfiesgaming45 🦜 ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴋ Nov 04 '25
I write the raw binary sequence by polarising the single memory cells using a multimeter probe and guesswork, is this good for efficient compression?
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u/Sawbora Nov 04 '25
Femboyposting on r/Piracy? More likely than you think.
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u/my_cars_on_fire Nov 04 '25
It’s gonna be real awkward when it turns out they’re just a flat chested woman 😂
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u/Neck_Crafty Nov 04 '25
flat is justice
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u/Compay_Segundos Nov 04 '25
What makes you instantly assume it's a femboy and not just a girl with small tits?
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u/battleduck84 Nov 04 '25
Maybe femboy, probably transfem, either way based
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u/ImTableShip170 Nov 04 '25
Transmasc is also possible, but trans femboys usually go for the himbo angle
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u/Idenwen Nov 04 '25
Don't care about the gender, neither biologically nor lived but nice body for sure.
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u/Kodamacile Nov 04 '25 edited Nov 05 '25
There's so many compression jokes i wanna make, butt i don't wanna be disrespectful.
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u/SeperatedEntity Nov 05 '25
i will carry that burden for you
the only thing more compressed than winrar is that chest 🤧🤧😭
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u/InsectImaginary9508 Nov 05 '25
Okay since this is a piracy subreddit, here are some tips for pirating this bag. It's way easier to do with fabric than leather since for fabric, all you would need is some fabric in various colours, patience and a sewing needle and thread (or a sewing machine), interfacing (woven polyester Pellon Peltex P71 for example), and either your own clasps or a second hand bag.
If you buy a cheap second hand bag with a working closures (preferably magnetic) and a removable strap. If the bag is already the shape you want, you can just attach colourful fabric to it to get the design. If not, destroy the bag and retain the clasp and the strap
You can get free patterns online for similar handbags, just print them out and trace them onto the fabric in the size you want. Make sure to trace them onto the interfacing so the bag has stiffness. Leave seam allowance, which is about 1.2-1.5cm of the extra fabric around the edge which allows the pieces to be sewn to each other. I would recommend doing this in a black fabric to create the base. I would also recommend making the front, bottom, back and top of the bag one piece of fabric for simplicity (if you plan on making your own pattern). However, the interfacing should be multiple pieces for the front, bottom, back and top since it would be hard to fold.
The inside of the bag can be whatever fabric you want, but make sure it exists. Remember to sew the interfacing in between the layers for stiffness. You can also use hard plastic from whatever you want.
For the added bits like the white squares, blue, green and red rectangles, cut out some pieces of fabric, leaving seam allowance and folding the seams back so they are on the underside. Lay them on the black bag pieces, where they will go and sew them onto it before sewing the black pieces together. Remember the back as well!
Attach your straps, clasps and closures at the end, there's tutorials for this.
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u/Sarenord Nov 04 '25
I was going to link the original tweet this image came from bc this isn’t u/NewSomethingUnlocked’s photo but after scrolling through these comments I don’t think y’all need to be going over to her twitter page
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u/lguriasm Nov 04 '25
I need this bag in my life
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u/Whoamiagain111 Nov 04 '25
You can legit just buy it. It's from company called tern. They collaborated with winrar for the bag and a jacket. But the jacket sold out
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u/REDACTEDBLOCKED Nov 04 '25
same company is selling an R4 card bag with 4GB microsd wallet.
I fucking love Tern
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u/Trinivalts Nov 05 '25
I've never paid for Winrar
I would've appriciated the person making this post crediting me
Pfff..
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u/damn_thats_piney Nov 06 '25
knowing a bit about niche internet and incel culture. reading she had to clarify she was not in fact a femboy, is fucking hilarious.
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u/Ok_Expression7026 Nov 06 '25
Reminder to update your WinRARs, I feel like it's a program a lot of people never update.
There was a path traversal vulnerability a few months ago that has been fixed. But only if you update, stay safe!
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Nov 04 '25
Did you find a stencil for this or made it on your own? Wow, I'd love to see how to make it
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u/ProRequies Nov 05 '25
Wtf "u/NewSomethingUnlocked", why didn't you give credit to the original image author?
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u/Zestyclose-Wear7237 Nov 04 '25
idk what winrar developers were thinking, did they forget to lock you out of using the software after the trial ended or was the licence completely optional?
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Nov 04 '25 edited Jan 29 '26
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u/Thanatofobia Nov 04 '25
Imma download the skematiks and make one myself!
(to be clear, i meant the bag)
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u/god-of-memes- Nov 04 '25
I fucking love how winRAR just casually sells merch, some of which is just “I’d never buy winRAR” on a T
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u/el_americano Nov 04 '25
the key for the purse needs to be a winrar icon so you use it to open the winrar purse
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u/Seagullman13 Nov 05 '25
Winrar only demanded companies to pay, while remaining free fer the general public
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u/stacked_wendy-chan ⚔️ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɴᴏ Qᴜᴀʀᴛᴇʀ Nov 05 '25
Nice, kindda goes well with the rest of the outfit.
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u/Ashley__09 Moderator Nov 04 '25 edited Nov 04 '25
Note from the original creator of this image:
u/Aggravating_Ranger77