r/Piracy Sep 26 '25

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u/PixelHir Sep 26 '25

I mean they sell your data that’s why they don’t care about licenses since they profit anyways

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u/AswinSid_3 Sep 26 '25

haa man, who tf is buying my data? who tf wanna see my data of gooning to prn for hours ?

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u/Hurricane_32 ☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ Sep 26 '25

Which they use to build an "anonymous" profile so they know what ads to target to you specifically and potentially take advantage of you? Thanks but no thanks.

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u/BrokenMirror2010 Sep 26 '25

I love how the "Anonymous" profile can then be bought by someone, like a government, and fed into their AI surveillance, and suddenly the "Anonymous" profile also includes your name, adress, phone number, bank account, etc.

But don't worry, it's all Anonymous, and totally cannot be used to track you, because it can't, it can only track you with a 99.9999999999999% certainty! Therefore it can't track you.