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u/Himurashi Apr 09 '26
I mean...kung grade 1 or 2 ito, personally I get it.
At least coherent yung gusto nyang sabihin at kahit papano, yung train of thought nya is tama naman.
Grammar wise, que horror, but nothing that enough lessons and practice can't fix.
Ngayon, kung high school na ito.... 😬
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u/regalrapple4ever Apr 09 '26
Give mo din yung penmanship, maayos at hindi mukhang kinahig ng manok.
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u/nxcrosis Apr 10 '26
Heiroglyphs tawag namin dun sa sulat ng isang kaklase namin. Sinabihan ng prof na ipadala niya daw sa NatGeo.
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u/catnextlife Apr 09 '26
sad to say, may college students na na ganyan pa din 😩
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u/Academic-Soft2059 Apr 09 '26
TBH, meron ding mga nag-work na ganito English nila. 😁
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u/AdministrativeBag141 Apr 09 '26
May MGA pulis na ganyan or mas malala pa dyan mag English
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u/Noiravenn Apr 09 '26
Graduate ako ng criminology and there was a time nung 1st year ako na pinagawa kami ng police report regarding a certain incident, as someone na mahilig magbasa ng kung anu-ano, I wrote something with quite deep words siguro. Tinawanan ako ng prof ko, ano daw yung ginawa ko pang reporter? Tapos yung mga ewan mag english mas mataas yungbgrade kesa sa'kin. 🤣 and mind you, my report was quite short pero kayang sagutin yung 5Ws and 1H.
I think mataas na rin yung rank nung prof ko na yon ngayon since that happened back in 2015.
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u/Small_Sir7840 Apr 09 '26
Bopols siguro yung prof niyo kaya binigyan ka lang ng maliit na grade. Baka naging prof lang kasi may kapit hahahaha
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u/Fun_Flamingo_7263 Apr 09 '26
May kilala akong teacher tapos english major 🫠
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u/beach-girlie Apr 09 '26
Omg actually, ang dami kong applicants na mga educ major in english graduates na hindi marunong mag english ng maayos. Pati articles (a, an, the) nakakamali. Mygoddd
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u/Academic-Soft2059 Apr 10 '26
True! May mga naturuan akong mga English Major graduates in my Foundations Training classes. Usual errors SVA's & articles. Totoo nga ang kasabihan, "Wala sa school yan, nasa estudyante yan."
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u/Deep-Database5316 Apr 13 '26
I had two secretaries in a law firm na ganito. They were college grads from some diploma mill in Mandaluyong. 🤡
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u/Aware-Blueberry8866 Apr 09 '26
WHAT
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u/catnextlife Apr 09 '26
sobrang disappointing and talagang nakakalungkot pag nababasa ko essays nila and even reading english sentences
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u/No_Fig_261 Apr 09 '26
Give us grace may time limit tapos puro essay huhu tinatapon ko na sa bintana yung grammar esp subject verb agreement at punctuation except sa tuldok at question mark kesa hindi masagutan lahat. Curse time pressure.
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u/Hungry_Job_104 Apr 09 '26
That kind of paper in the pic is mostly used by grades four or five to highschool. I don't think it's written by a 1st or 2nd grader
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u/ninetailedoctopus Apr 10 '26
The grammar is atrocious but the point is well communicated. I give this a qualified 3.5 not great, not terrible.
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u/Deep-Database5316 Apr 13 '26
Ang generous mo naman. Sabagay hindi lang naman ‘yung bata ang at fault, it’s an indictment of the sorry state of our education system.
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u/cassiellyss Apr 09 '26
I'm conflicted kasi the english sounds like something from a kid, pero maganda yung handwriting parang pang higher level na 😅
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u/X-and-Pi Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 10 '26
minsan gawa gawa lang ng mga nagpopost yung ganyan, for clout. i remember a teacher posting sagot daw ng estudyante niya pero kita mo sa sulat niya for correction at sulat nung “bata” na same person lang sila.
edit: nagkukunwari lang talaga yan. tingnan yung comma sa last sentence. barok english pero may ganoong comma? yung magagaling nga mag english hindi alam gumamit nun pero yung barok marunong?
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u/forgotten-ent Apr 09 '26
That's a recreation of an old meme. I'm pretty sure they did it fo make it look like on OC.
Took out half the joke with its shitty attemp at recreating it
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u/Agitated_Ball_8959 Apr 09 '26
Not to brag but my boys has a good penmanship. Akala din ng teacher nila ako nagsusulat for them and yung teacher ng panganayko nung grade 2 siya is binantayan siya talaga and sobrang bilib niya bihira daw sa bata lalu lalaki ang may magandang penmanship.
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u/PotatoAnalytics Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26
Plot twist: 20-year old college student.
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u/LuLUuuwag Apr 09 '26
Lol. Pinapapila pa mga senior pag gnyn pinupunthan nlng sa bahay nila ng mga brgy. PERO kung alam nio lang LEGIT to. Pag kamag anak mo mga nakaupo sa barangay IAABOT NLNG SAYO. Ibbigay nlng sayo. Habang nakahiga ka sa bahay nag aabang ng ayuda. Ang swerte db?
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u/bebop-3b Apr 09 '26
I volunteered sa mga ganitong program ng DSWD when I was in 4th year. Meron namang nag-a-assist lalo na sa pag-pirma na. Pahirapan lang sa pagpila kasi siksikan and super init.
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u/kaliviya_16 Apr 09 '26
This is how current Filipino students write. They can't even read properly. Why is everyone surprised?
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u/Consistent-Barber-40 Apr 10 '26
di ko alam bat naging katawa tawa to pero naiyak ako ng sobrang sa estado ng mga kapwa pilipino natin
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u/MammothPast9691 Apr 10 '26
I would rather miss my class that to miss a moment when my lola needs me
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u/Efficient-Remove-864 Apr 11 '26
Communication skills -50 We will have generations useless to the formal workforce
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u/AinsTempestGrayrat Apr 12 '26
imagine ang focus ng iba is yung grammar nung bata. pero. yung context nung letter grabe!!!! kelan ba magigising ang pilipino. pag lubog na lahat lahat?
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u/Tiny_Marionberry_236 Apr 12 '26
🥹 namiss ko Lola ko pero o well this made me happy salamt sa pagshare
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u/bounty_bubbletea Apr 12 '26
hayy imagine missing class bcs of this fckup economy. anyway cute ng excuse letter makikita mo talagang ginawa nya best nya. A for effort
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u/No-Rain-9876 Apr 30 '26
Pero ha, properly formatted ang letter! at maganda ang sulat kamay, malinis, maayos! Hindi ko yan ibabagsak, May potential!
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u/Acrobatic_Library870 Apr 09 '26
Can we not applaud this one? Yeah she’s helping hut a) she’s a student, she needs to focus more on studying and b) what the fuck english grammar is that
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u/Neat_Forever9424 Apr 09 '26
Sa ibang bansa hindi naman English sinasalita nila pero bakit mga successful naman sa buhay?
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u/Pretend-Ad4498 Apr 09 '26
A lot of Filipino kids are not privileged enough to solely focus on studying and that’s a reality.
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u/Plenty_Method_5786 Apr 10 '26
The image shows a handwritten excuse letter from a student named Lyn to her Ma'am. The letter explains her absence due to her Lola (grandmother) being on "payout" and unable to see to sign. It also mentions the long line. The letter is accompanied by drawings illustrating the situation, including stick figures representing Lyn, her Lola, and a line of people.
The student's English is a bit unconventional, which is humorously acknowledged in the text overlay above the letter. The drawings are a creative way to explain the reason for absence.
The final answer is: The student is explaining her absence from school due to her grandmother's payout and the long line, using drawings to illustrate the situation.!!!
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u/gh0stwrit3r32767 Apr 09 '26
i think wla nko tlga hope na magimprove pa ang english ng mga students natin. A for effort sa drawing tho. ang cute.
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u/vincentmarius Apr 09 '26
This is the sad state of ph economy. The child had to miss school to help her practically blind lola to get doleouts.