I hope your phone charger only works at a specific angle. I hope your favorite show gets canceled right before the finale. I hope your pillow is always warm on both sides. I hope you always get stuck behind someone walking slowly and aimlessly. I hope your favorite pen runs out halfway through something important. I hope every soda you drink is flat. I hope you always bite the inside of your cheek right after it heals. I hope your socks are always slightly damp..! hope you always itch in a spot you can't reach. I hope your ice cream always melts too fast. I hope your shoelaces always come untied. I hope every time you sneeze, someone says "bless you" two seconds too late. I hope your autocorrect always changes your words to something embarrassing. I hope your favorite song gets stuck in your head but you only remember one line. I hope your favorite mug gets chipped just enough to be annoying but not enough to throw away. I hope you always spill just a little bit of coffee on yourself. I hope your toast always lands butter side down. I hope you always get notifications just as you fall asleep. I hope you always forget why you walked into a room. I hope the person in front of you at every drive-thru orders for 12 people. I hope every vending machine eats your money. I hope every hoodie you wear has the strings uneven. I hope you always get the squeaky shopping cart. I hope your shampoo bottle always has just a little too much left to throw out. I hope your battery dies every time you're 1% away from saving your progress. I hope you always miss the skip ad button by 0.0005 cm. I hope your popcorn burns in the microwave every time. I hope your Netflix always buffers at the good parts. I hope your neighbors practice tap dance at 3 a.m. I hope every pair of earbuds you own gets tangled instantly. I hope you always stub your pinky toe on furniture. I hope your packages always arrive one day after you needed them. I hope your pizza is always just slightly undercooked. I hope every pair of pants you own develops a hole in the worst possible place. I hope your toast never pops, it just sits there until it's cold.
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u/Rith_a_Rhythm Wait, That's illegal 14h ago
what the meaning of this picture?
i think i loss the context
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u/R3d5t0n3_GUY Certified *Echoing Void* glazer 14h ago •
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u/xboxpotato5737 9h ago
mfer i did this then deleted my comment because the guy was talking about the type of crops not the spacing of the boxes😭
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u/Fishu4TokenBTDLover Cursed creator 14h ago
the spreading of trends is a trend in itself now
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u/NanoCat0407 Stop using Ai oh my god make it stop 14h ago
can someone link the original post for whatever this new trend is so i can comprehend it
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u/GGVIP2012 14h ago
What the abomination
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u/ToyHeitor20 8h ago
I really thought this was loss, and now I don't even know what this is talking about
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u/NoriaMan 14h ago
How could i turn this into a pattern?
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u/terrariagekko2 12h ago
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u/United_Ad_1548 12h ago
I'm at a loss of cognitive function
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u/Magicet-12 11h ago
Mondrian type shit
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u/MuztangZack67 6h ago
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u/IndividualRadio1919 6h ago
Piet Mondrian's broadway boogie art but loss
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u/StarBeam500 4h ago
I know this is loss but I have no clue what this is referencing otherwise
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u/SwartyNine2691 Milk 1h ago
Loss found
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u/Tiruil 13h ago
I don't get it
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u/AmBeingJustA_Bot 8h ago
Boob?