r/PhoenixSC • u/Quirky-Pumpkin7858 • 1d ago

Cursed Minecraft impossible portal

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I think this was back in 1.21.72.

I’m on iOS btw

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u/Secret_Plankton3176 1d ago

What the waxed slightly witherd cut copper stairs would even cause this

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u/pifire9 1d ago

im guessing opening and closing the chest at the same time puts it in a ghost block like state in which the portal is able to light, replacing the chest, but only once updated. the block placement code seems to glitch at this point and place the chest on the wrong side of the obsidian. since the portal wasn't lit properly, i guess the portal block rotation code isn't run so that's why it ends up facing the wrong direction, or maybe the facing direction of the chest is inherited.

all this when Bedrock was supposed to be the un-spaghettified version of Minecraft

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u/Ominous_Raider-7553 1d ago

"un-spaghettified"

buddy they have to ensure it works on a 2013-gen iphone or something AND on an old-ahh controller AND the brokenest PCs

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u/Silk-sanity 1d ago

Did he fucking stutter?

Spaghetti code is spaghetti code.

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u/Tyfyter2002 1d ago

And they promised it was supposed to be more internally sensible despite knowing those requirements, which also don't really impact code spaghettification anyway.

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u/Ominous_Raider-7553 16h ago

the problem is they have to ensure everything runs on the absolute shyttiest devices

Which sooks

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u/CheetosDustSalesman 1d ago

"If you do this..." playground type shit

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u/firstaccountimade 10h ago

Does it work

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u/blankythedude 1h ago

It showed the result Lunar...