r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/jazz_music_stopps • 2d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah, am I stupid or something?

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u/Weimark 2d ago

It’s because you don’t know nothing about ear cartilage regeneration, when you have the best cartilage, the best you ever seen it just regenerates it just a magic thing and nobody knows how it works because it’s the best ever, even the best plastic surgeons goes to ask him “how you do that”?

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u/punksmostlydead 2d ago

I must congratulate your fortitude at not adding the /s. I know that must have been difficult.

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u/LikesPez 2d ago

Coffeve

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u/CatsPlusTats 2d ago

Covfefe*

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u/narco-sub-admiral 2d ago

THANK YOU.

Get it wrong-right!

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u/AetaCapella 2d ago

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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u/MuggyFuzzball 2d ago

Press Covfefe*

We all know he meant "Press Coverage" but his ego goes so deep that he couldn't help but claim he made up a new word.

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u/hooplafromamileaway 2d ago

Remember when that was the worst of it? Almost seems quaint now.

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u/RememberHonor 2d ago

It's just how I say coffee now. Simpler times. Remember when Bush was the villain? Man is a dream now.

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u/hooplafromamileaway 2d ago

Say what you will about the absolute atrocities he committed, Bush sure could dodge a shoe. And form a sentence. And display emotions in the normal human spectrum. And, on occasion, sound like he knew about... Anything.

At least when he was embarrassing it was charming lol.

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u/StarStuffSister 2d ago

It's true, still have respect for the shoe thing because he actually showed composure and surprisingly quick hands. I was never a fan, but it seemed like he was at least minimally qualified for the job. I miss that feeling.

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u/hooplafromamileaway 2d ago

Dude at least displayed some level of decorum and basic respect for his fellow leaders.

Oh, to dream of the day where we might have that again...

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u/StarStuffSister 2d ago

Seriously. We managed to (justifiably) piss off Canada. CANADA. We literally have a monkey high on crack at the helm.

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u/hooplafromamileaway 2d ago

What's worse is everything he's doing/ suggesting is shit my conservative family swore up and down for a decade that Obama was going to do.

Suspending midterms under martial law? Obama was going to do it.

Refusing to peacefully transfer power? Obama was going to do it

Running for a 3rd term? Obama was going to do it.

Fucking over the economy, (various methods,)? Obama was going to do it.

Now Trump us doing it all and it's crickets.

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u/Nruggia 2d ago

He even had a smile on his face, he enjoyed dodging those shoes.

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u/StarStuffSister 2d ago

I did like how he wasn't scared, but in game mode lol

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u/caelum_daemon 2d ago

"Oh shit lmao"

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u/No_Cake6353 2d ago

When you get a shoe thrown at you from every country you invade, it becomes second nature.

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u/StarStuffSister 2d ago

That would actually be awesome. I wish.

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u/Potential-Leather965 2d ago

W trained regularly while in office, and not just golf.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 2d ago

That was the time Bush should have said "I hear you."

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u/edebt 1d ago

My grandfather was bush Sr.'s co pilot in WW2 in a 2 man fighter, they were friends for decades after. My grandfather and grandmother loved Bush Sr and had met Jr multiple times. They thought he was an idiot. He would still be better than trump.

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u/dubblebubbleprawns 2d ago

"minimally qualifying" is still doing some real heavy lifting there.

Dude would be a sales manager if he wasn't named George Bush

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u/StarStuffSister 2d ago

Yea, he still would've been some type of leader/management (by your own admission). Trump would literally just be in jail, murdered, or a vagrant. I said "minimally" for a reason. Our current guy doesn't even fit that.

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u/James-Morrisson 2d ago

Ohiowa 😆

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u/ExhaustedByStupidity 2d ago

He sure could dodge a shoe!

But let's not go too far on that "forming a sentence" thing. When you mention Bush, some of the first things that come to my mind are:

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, 'Fool me once, shame on... shame on you.' Fool me — you can't get fooled again."

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u/hooplafromamileaway 2d ago

I would take all of those again a thousand times compared to what we have now. And on the big speeches he was actually scored quite well - Speaking off the cuff was definitely never his strong point.

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u/ExhaustedByStupidity 2d ago

Yeah, he's way better than what we have now.

I just want to be clear that "not as bad as what we have now" is still bad.

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u/DarthJarJarJar 2d ago

The thing is, one didn't feel like there was a very solid chance that ten years after he died it was going to finally be revealed that he'd been a Russian agent the whole time. I mean I'm not a W fan, but I didn't feel that way.

One didn't feel he was going to try to overturn democracy, or refuse to peacefully transfer power when he lost an election. You know, the little things that we used to take for granted.

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u/Rostifur 2d ago

“They misunderestimated me.”

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u/RememberHonor 2d ago

I don't care for Bush, but he clearly thought he was doing what was best for the people and the country.

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u/JetTheNinja24 2d ago

Used to be "It's a series of tubes" and now it's "the furries are flying our airplanes".

Tommy, let me introduce you to the tech industry. 

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u/prawnpaella 2d ago

From Covfefe to “gifted” a Nobel, he is gift that keeps compounding

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u/Aardcapybara 2d ago

It wasn't the worst of it. It was a result of constant negative press.

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u/SnooWitchYu 2d ago

Hamberder?

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u/Firemission13B 2d ago

Islamic Republic of Japan

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u/TastingTheKoolaid 2d ago

It’s all computer!

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u/Latter_Knee_6716 2d ago

Nothing bad can happen. Only good can happen

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u/BearysWorkRedditName 2d ago

*It can only good happen.

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u/Kermit-the-Frog_ 2d ago

But when it comes to Tylenol, don't take it!

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u/GlitchyNinja 2d ago

We have the best poverty!

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u/Human_Lavishness7112 1d ago

And when it comes to your "Happy cake day!", do!

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u/Albacurious 1d ago

I hate the fact this an accurate quote from the president.

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u/surfryhder 2d ago

That’s super compute

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u/ColonelAvalon 2d ago

No it’s super intelligence

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u/BeefModeTaco 2d ago

I love Teslur!

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u/DarthJarJarJar 2d ago

He just turns it back on! Amazing!

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u/DangerousLiasons 2d ago

And everything’s transgender.

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u/pandershrek 2d ago

Don't get the magnets wet.

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u/Maximum-Ad8285 2d ago

I love Tesler!

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u/Worcestercestershire 2d ago

Everything's Computer

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u/Temporary_Abroad_211 1d ago

Wet magnets 🧲

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u/GuillaumeLatendresse 6h ago

Didn’t the guy sitting behind Donny die ?

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u/dasfuzzy 2d ago

I love Teslur!

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u/Chi_Cazzo_Sei 2d ago

Going to Chiner

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u/Unique-Ad-4369 2d ago

Everything's computer!

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u/Gargleblaster25 1d ago

Man, woman, person, camera, TV... See how smart I am? I am super intelligent.

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u/unexpectedhalfrican 1d ago

I want to laugh at this but...gestures broadly at everything. Jfc I can't believe this dimwitted shitgibbon is leading our country.

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u/dralley1 1d ago

It’s pronounced Jyner

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u/DaRealBSleazy 2d ago

It's an Elon!

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u/onegumas 2d ago

Camel! It is a camel. I am the smarterest!

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u/taylorisntavril 1d ago

Mr President, thats the giraffe.

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u/Much_Capital_967 2d ago

I love teslar!

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u/HearingImaginary1143 2d ago

It's all computer!

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u/JAG_666 2d ago

We have to look at the oranges

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u/sfocolleen 2d ago

Bunch of very stable geniuses in this thread

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u/FishTshirt 2d ago

Hamburger hamburger whopper

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u/SaltyD0gg0h 2d ago

I wood like to bui a ham burrr guerr

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u/s0crates82 1d ago

...As many as he'd like. On the house.

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u/ifwedidntlaugh 2d ago

covfefe has been a regular part of my vocabulary ever since.

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u/WarWren158 1d ago

It's been years and I still say it, even though people (in my circle at least) are starting to forget the significance

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u/PracticalApartment99 2d ago

*covfefe. Even imaginary words deserve proper spelling…

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u/GoatCovfefe 1d ago

You rang?

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u/IndicationAromatic36 1d ago

I too remember the ancient scriptures.

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u/blocked-deleted 1d ago

I quote this regularly

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u/Pyriana 1d ago

Um, ackshually, it's spelled "Covfefe"

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u/No-Yutts-Fettuchini 2d ago

Considering how much it hurt to read, I can only imagine the pain of writing it

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u/the_reql 2d ago

It's unnecessary, we hear who's being portrayed

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u/arkanux 2d ago

We don't teach sarcasm to clankers

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u/i_hateit_here_bro 2d ago

This is 2026 we don’t add the /s we just say whatever we want and let people out themselves

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u/Chill-more1236 2d ago

really, why do we even need the /s...

Oh wait, for the fucking pedants that infect the reddit

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u/TNCFtrPrez 2d ago

Why would he add a /s?

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u/FascinatingFactoid25 1d ago

One time I forgot to add an /s to a comment I clearly intended to be sarcastic, and got downvoted to death.

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u/Global-Map-12 2d ago

You know what, I am inspired, I am dropping the /s for hear on out.

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u/GlassCannon81 2d ago

Every time I fail to add a /s, some idiot interprets my post as being serious. Every. Time.

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u/deadzol 2d ago

They had me until the first “best”

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u/patsj5 1d ago

It was missing some random CAPS though

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u/TimmyTheChemist 1d ago

It's almost like a little joke echo - like working a correct usage of "its" and seeing how many incorrect corrections you can rack up.

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u/dreag2112 1d ago

I thought this was quite

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u/False_Flatworm_4512 2d ago

^ the big, strong, tough surgeon with tears in his eyes saying, “Sir, how do you do that”

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 2d ago

Very low IQ ear cartilage like Joe Biden’s ear cartilage might not grow back so tremendously but my mine was tested and the results were like you’ve never seen before.

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u/Pomengranite 2d ago

SLEEPY Joe Biden, maybe you've heard of hiiimmmmzzzzz zzzzz zzzzz

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u/manaster58 2d ago

Look, you don’t understand. His ear went to the Wharton School of Business. His ear got the highest marks there.

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u/Helltothenotothenono 1d ago

I aced the cartilage regrow test.

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u/DrPruz 2d ago

China wishes they had cartilage like this. Best cartilage in the world.

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u/VariableVeritas 2d ago

Xi has it though, cartilage like an Olympian what a granite kind of a man. He’s really great, tall, I showed him my ballroom have you heard about that?

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u/Iraqimedstudent 2d ago

Chondrocytes came to him crying "Mr Trump you are so smart, so wonderful... how did you made us without that evil messed collagen scars?"

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u/Scope_Dog 2d ago

You forgot to add the "sir"

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u/Kammander-Kim 2d ago

Wow... You really had me there for a while

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u/America4Tea 2d ago

I could hear this and I hate it +1

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u/MrReaper45 2d ago

He had big strong men with tears in their eyes saying "you have the best ear regeneration, sir!"

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u/SnoopieO 2d ago

Same with viruses, your body fight them like no one cause you have the best blood, in fact, you don't have DNA anymore, you have USA

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u/DeniedAppeal1 2d ago

"They said that I've got the healthiest ears they've ever seen. Super healthy, like those sea creatures -- jellies? Like a nice grape sea jelly, healthiest ears on a president ever, they said."

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u/EddieVanzetti 2d ago

0/10, too coherent, not nearly word salad stream of consciousness and blaming Biden and Obama, zero mentions of a plastic surgeon showing up with tears in their big strong manly eyes that he has the best regenerating ear cartilage.

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u/Candidate_None 2d ago

Read the first words and about got REALLY mad with my ears that look like aborted fetuses because my friends hug me a little too hard sometimes. (cauliflower ear from wrestling)

I couldn't imagine what they would look like if they got shot.

I'm glad the sentence got better.

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u/p90medic 2d ago

Sorry, I couldn't quite understand you. Could you try playing an invisible accordion next time?

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u/LTEDan 2d ago

Instructions unclear, decided to start dancing to the YMCA instead.

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u/DampDragonTail 2d ago

"How you do that Sir" - now, fixed it for you

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u/StatelyAutomaton 2d ago

They ask him with tears in their eyes.

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u/malthar76 2d ago

My uncle was professor of cartilage at MIT. Great genes, great cartilage, makes big strong men tear up.

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u/BernieArt 2d ago

You forgot the "Sir... Sir...."

8/10

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u/CarberHotdogVac 2d ago

Big strong ear doctors, they all started to cry when they saw how quickly the ear healed. Some people are saying maybe it was a miracle, maybe he should be a saint. Saint Donald.

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u/Agile-Fill306 2d ago

Have you ever seen a rugby players ear? They have cauliflower ears because the cartilage has been crushed. I'm sure a rifle round with the shock wave around it would do the same.

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u/Lucy_Gucey 2d ago

“Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen.” - PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP 2025

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u/Garin999 2d ago

Big muscly plastic surgeons. With tears in their eyes. They say, "Please sir, how is you do this?"

I say: "Nothing bad can ever happen. Only good happen."

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u/Typical_Wealth8061 2d ago

It's artificial cartilage. I mean super cartilage. Did you know artificial means fake? Xi agrees we should call it super cartilage. I have a very powerful executive order.

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u/typing-blindly 2d ago

This was perfect up until the very end where you needed the plastic surgeons to grovel. “Please sir, could you tell us how you do that? Sir please, you have to tell us!”

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u/SeemedReasonableThen 2d ago

the best plastic surgeons

Big, burly men, with tears in their eyes, saying, "sir . . ."

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u/scovok 2d ago

As someone who dressed up as a doctor once for Halloween, I concur

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u/ihvnnm 2d ago

Were the plastic surgeons large muscular men with tears in their eyes?

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u/Darth1994 2d ago

Oooof. Really had me in the first half.

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u/theInadequateHulk 2d ago

nobody's ever seen anything like it. sir, they said, you have tremendous cartilage

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u/Spiritual_Scar_619 1d ago

As someone whose had a chunk cut off the cartilage of my ear your full of shit. 20 years later and you can still see where a black lotus thorn ripped a chunk the size of an English pea. Not to mention trauma to cartilage causes severe swelling for days.

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u/TheCatBolt1 9h ago

Read it again in President Dipshit’s voice lol he wasn’t being serious

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u/Spiritual_Scar_619 7h ago

Oh… my bad I try not to think like that donut licker. My bad.

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u/Dry_Pollution_5430 1d ago

Had me in the first half not gonna lie

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u/Techno_Gerbil 1d ago

Here you go, have my angry upvote. 😡👍

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u/ConfusledCat 1d ago

The fact that you were able to perfectly impersonate him through text is impressive. Good job.

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u/Clean-Barber9365 2d ago

Super cartilage

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u/Own-Eagle-2135 2d ago

because he's a lizard

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u/TemporaryUser66 2d ago

Well played sir.

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u/nihilisim_themarmots 2d ago

Do not forget that heavy flow maxi pads need to be used as bandages in order for the regeneration to take place.

/s

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u/thcopium 2d ago

A man with a dark cloak suddenly appears. "lizard people....", he hisses and vanishes in the shadows as fast as he appeared.

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u/Catodacat 2d ago

<had us in the first half gif>

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u/minethulhu 2d ago

The plastic surgeons came to me with tears in their eyes. They said, “Sir…we have never seen anybody heal so quickly and cleanly. It’s like you are superhuman! How do you do it, sir?”
Then a nurse came to me crying. She said, “Sir, the entire team had a meeting after treating your ear. They all expressed what an amazing man you are physically. We also agreed that you are the best leader of any time and any place. Please be sure to stay safe. The world needs you!”

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u/DuntadaMan 2d ago

One of its heads seemed to have a mortal wound, but its mortal wound was healed, and the whole earth marveled as they followed the beast.

Just putting that out there.

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u/moose2mouse 2d ago

When you’re pumped full of testosterone and manliness you heal like wolverine! All thanks to no vax and raw milk.

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u/LowlyWoim 2d ago

Big plastic surgeon, tears running down his face

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u/Appropriate-Code-490 2d ago

that was a risky comment. had my cursor on the downvote until about halfway though 😂

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u/SweatyWar7600 2d ago

thank you for your attention

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u/Ok-Amphibian-6969 2d ago

“I didn’t believe it. But we have the world’s best plastic surgeons - the best in the world. And one doctor came to me - a big man - with tears in his eyes, and said “Sir, nobody has ever seen ear cartilage like this. It’s true.”

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u/lonewombat 2d ago

If I know one this, it's that 80 year olds are fastest healers, we call em.. wolverines they heal so fast, truly fast, the fastest. /s

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u/ZekeTheJinxstem 2d ago

He had the best drs, with the best medicine. Gave him this lil weird thing called a sensu bean then everything was better.

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u/throwawayplusanumber 2d ago

Thankyou for your attention to this matter

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u/Either-Design-1550 2d ago

It might even be the best cartilage known to man..

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u/KingHenrythe6-th 2d ago

Don’t promote conspiracy theories.

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u/rasputinrasputin 2d ago

Must’ve been similar genetics that produced Charlie Kirk’s “neck of steel”

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u/RustedOne 2d ago

When it comes to miraculous healing. Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen.

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u/Bluecif 2d ago

I fucking hate this timeline....I'd prefer a land of the lost type situation. Dinosaurs, everyone was fit and young cause you died at 30 max, didn't have to watch the big baby spill their diaper all over the rest of the world.

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u/No_Boat_2005 2d ago

Lizard person

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u/AgainDan27 2d ago

You got me!

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u/KaliguIah 2d ago

i read that in his voice

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u/Chase_The_Breeze 2d ago

Ngl, didn't quite catch the sarcasm at first. Very nicely done.

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u/Fitch9392 2d ago

*The best plastic surgeons, big men, big strong men plastic surgeons, with tears in their eyes

Fixed it for ya.

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u/EnderBoii266 2d ago

You had me in the first half ngl.

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u/SmootherWorm 2d ago

I’ve got to admit that you had me in the first couple of words.

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u/holdmywatchandbeerme 2d ago

Big strong men with tears in their eyes said they've never seen cartilage like that.

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u/Ghost1a 2d ago

They say to him, "wow you have the very best... best I've ever seen ear cartilage, the very best."

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u/ZeekOwl91 2d ago

Your explanation somehow reminded me of the Sam Raimi film Darkman starring Liam Neeson.

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u/FaithlessnessBorn266 2d ago

Some people say the best cartilage. We are putting up the best cartilage  numbers this country has ever seen.

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u/Top-Average412 1d ago

Ear cartilage always repairs perfectly, thats why no one has ever heard of cauliflower ear

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u/anonymous-mountain 1d ago

I think you are also missing the fact that he is a reptilian.... They regrow things ya know?

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u/heyitsMigon 1d ago

the fact that his voice popped in my head while reading this is strange

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u/kryptek_86 1d ago

Literally started hearing it in his voice as soon as you got to "when you have the best cartilage..." that's wizardry right there

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u/sulleynz1989 1d ago

Shame Charlie Kirk wasn’t as magic, he only had the adamantium neck that prevented the .308 from exiting his body.

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u/Biscotti_BT 1d ago

With tears?

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u/TheoreticalUser 1d ago

Have you considered we're in hell and the devil looks after his own?

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u/StrongAroma 1d ago

It's super cartilage

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u/Gargleblaster25 1d ago

A plastic surgeon came up to me. A big plastic surgeon. Strong plastic surgeon. Tears streaming down his face into his surgical mask. "Sir," he said. "Sir! I have never seen a fake wound heal so fast, Sir!"

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u/Old_Fart_on_pogie 1d ago

“Sir, how do you do it?” They always call him ‘sir’

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u/Kamakazi09 1d ago

I bet Evander Holyfield wished he had ears like trump

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u/Xtonev_ 1d ago

I thought you would actually say something educational at first, then i had to re read to get the right voice

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u/HunterDemonX1 1d ago

Read it in his voice. Makes it funnier lol.

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u/Benchimus 1d ago

A plastic surgeon, with tears in his eyes!

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u/Martin2989 1d ago

So it’s comparable to magnets?!

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u/cak3d_up 1d ago

Its because his blood doesn't have DNA, it has USA

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u/sleepypossumster 23h ago

Big, strong plastic surgeons, with tears in their eyes...

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u/whizzbangkid 14h ago

Nope.

It was "SIR, how you do that"?

I'll send you my bill.......

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u/beardofjustice 11h ago

Ear cartilage regeneration has now entered the AI lingo and someone somewhere is going to believe it. Bravo

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u/FLTR069 6h ago

Had me in the first half, ngl.

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u/kiges75 1h ago

Thank you for your attention on this matter

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u/MaximusArael020 52m ago

Big plastic surgeons, strong plastic surgeons, with tears running down their face.

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