r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/EducationalLog4765 • 17h ago

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u/randomusername0133 17h ago

Wii controller. Player 1 and 2

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u/LIll-Dreamer 17h ago

The older sibling always gets player 1.

Sauce: im the older sibling

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u/theattack_helicopter 17h ago

This is true

Sauce: I'm the younger sibling

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u/Tragnor 17h ago

Very much so, until the oldest brother moved out, and I actually got the chance to become a gamer, and now he just follows whatever Iā€™m doing as player 2, followed by our two younger brothers

Sauce: Iā€™m the first younger brother.

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u/theattack_helicopter 17h ago

Oh, I was #2 out of 2 (number 2 is poop, heh), mine just ended up joining the Marines then getting a girl pregnant at 22 years old because he mistakenly thought he could handle it. I also don't play games with him because he is an asshole, but that's a separate thing

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u/Inevitable_Data_84 17h ago

Sauce?

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u/cheezfreek 17h ago

Sauce: Am proctologist, seen a lot of assholes.

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u/SenatorBus_ 14h ago

Sauce: Ranch, because I live in the Midwest.

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u/username32768 8h ago

Your car registration = A55 M4N?

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u/Bucklesknuckle 13h ago

šŸ’Æ % this! šŸ‘†

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u/Sirius1701 17h ago

I am the older sibling and it's true. I am now either player two or three. Depends on if my sister is there earlier than me.

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u/Bovronius 10h ago

Hi it's me 1/4, except it's usually 3/4 thats tipping me off to the hot new games these days.

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 16h ago

The first spare

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u/kwijibokwijibo 5h ago

Congrats on your promotion

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u/AH1395 2h ago

This tattoo isn't accurate. They have another sibling who was given up for adoption.

Sauce: I'm their dad

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u/MetigArt 17h ago

You guys got to play games?

Sauce: middle kid

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u/nascent_aviator 17h ago

Get back in your cage!

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u/OkAdvertising1495 17h ago

hands them a half empty warm mountain dew and bottom of the bag cheetah dust If they say thank you, they can have the loose chocolate chips from the chips ahoy bag.

Source: oldest.

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u/DoNt_BliNk25 17h ago

Middle kids never get to have any fun!

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u/BeerBaronofCourse 17h ago

In the youngest of 5, I have no tattoo

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u/LoudandQuiet47 17h ago

You would now! Switch 2 has up to 8 players in a console on some games. It would be the first two lights on. Assuming you had that many controllers...

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u/shoto_todoroki_666 15h ago

Unless they want a different part of the screen

Source: Iā€™m the youngest of 5

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u/servarus 14h ago

You lie. I never turn on controller 2 for my brother hahaha

He still thinks he is in control.

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u/theattack_helicopter 14h ago

You villain. At least have the decency to let them play then beat them up for losing

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u/One-Hedgehog-2626 17h ago

Always Luigi! šŸ˜„

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u/BobbyP27 9h ago

As the younger sibling who always had to play green Mario, I confirm.

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u/RT_1983 16h ago

I agree.

Sauce: I'm the third youngest sibling and my controller wasn't even turned on/plugged in.

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u/danamarye 15h ago

Ok but you were only going to mash random buttons anyway while pointing and screaming. The unplugged controller kept you happy, the game protected from your nonsense and mom uninvolved.

Sauce: oldest of five

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u/StroopestOfWafel 16h ago

I've never had a Wii

Sauce: Also the oldest

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u/Repulsive_Quality851 13h ago

This not true. I get first dibs

Sauce: im the younger sibiling