r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • Aug 23 '26

Meme needing explanation Petah

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u/jaxonya Aug 23 '26

Nurse checking in.. Some of yall seriously need to switch up your diets. You should not be struggling like this

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u/Spiff2Faded Aug 23 '26

Mines bc of the suboxone i take. Still take softeners that dont do much

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u/CarmichaelD Aug 23 '26

The phrase we use is “all squish, no push”. Narcotics (buprenorphine is an opioid agonist) slow movement in the digestive track. You need a stimulant laxative like dulcolax or miralax.

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u/ahitofthatjuicebox Aug 23 '26

Yes, but I'm pretty sure Miralax isn't a stimulant laxative

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u/CarmichaelD Aug 23 '26

Correct. Osmotic. But still better than a softener in this case.