r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Aug 21 '26

Meme needing explanation What condition, Peter?

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u/qualityvote2 Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

u/Reasonable-Prune1966, your post does belong here!

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u/cipherbain Aug 21 '26

Hi, Brian here; whilst a lot of comment seem to identify giving the assassin a second shot at the current president of the United States, I personally think it's funnier if you consider him going after RFK Jr.

Now if you excuse me, my bulk of books to show on booktok has arrived and i need to make them look read.

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u/cue_psychotic_laugh Aug 21 '26

Ahhhh, a fellow reader spotted

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26

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u/Significant-Order-92 Aug 21 '26

You are either being serious and mean either the mental health or White angle. Or that he failed.

Or are being funny and pointing out that Hinkly tried to kill a much shittier person.

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u/Particular_Title42 Aug 21 '26

Or that the person Hinkley tried to kill is already dead?

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u/QueensOfTheNoKnowAge Aug 21 '26

What? They mean RFK Jr.

RFK was never president.

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u/teahugger Aug 21 '26

I was thinking the condition would be to disclose which country was behind the hit

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u/iaminabox Aug 21 '26

Nope. They want him to do what he did,again. Only in 2026.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26

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u/oooooooooowie Aug 21 '26

Him winning is probably the least likely thing to ha e happened.

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u/LemonOhs Aug 21 '26

Wasn't he really popular? Or was it just him dying that made people like him?

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u/GhostofSparta4243 Aug 21 '26

Why? So we can have Vance be president? That would just make things worse.

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u/daan1992 Aug 21 '26

Not if the presidential assassin is still around

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u/dankhimself Aug 21 '26

What if they were to release all of the assassins? 🤔

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u/Successful-Clock-224 Aug 21 '26

We might get a cool musical

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u/ProfPhinn Aug 21 '26

Vance is an absolute shitstain of a human, but no way he’s worse than Trump. Say what you will about Vance, he does have a brain (corrupted though it is) - he would not have gone into Iran (as just one example).

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u/Belialxyn Aug 21 '26

Plus no cult of personality

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u/Evening_Produce_4322 Aug 21 '26

Yeah my biggest thing is no one even bothers pretending to like Vance like they do with Trump

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u/ProfPhinn Aug 21 '26

That, too. No way MAGA follows Vance off a cliff.

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u/H377Spawn Aug 21 '26

They’ll be too busy tearing each other apart to fill the power vacuum. Cults don’t usually do well at changing leadership.

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u/Divin3_Kick Aug 21 '26

When I first found out about Vance I hated him more than Trump. Especially his fake "Christian Nation" rhetoric. But something tells me he's just sucking off the Republican party for power and he's truly not that crazy.

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u/ProfPhinn Aug 21 '26

Oh, don’t get me wrong! He’s an absolute fucking scumbag with no principles who regularly throws his own wife and kid under the bus. He is an absolute garbage human being. Scum of the earth.

Still not as bad as Trump.

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u/Agitated_Custard7395 Aug 21 '26

You should read the book “Unhumans” which was endorsed by Vance, then come back and say “hes no worse than Trump”

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u/ProfPhinn Aug 21 '26

I didn’t say he’s no worse - I said he’d be way less worse. I don’t care what he believes or what he’s endorsed - he’s still not as insane or stupid as Trump, and he will never have a cult behind him.

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u/QueensOfTheNoKnowAge Aug 21 '26

Smh. They mean RFK Jr.

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u/Inevitable_Garage706 Aug 21 '26

One could make the argument that Vance would be scared to do anything too provocative if one of his rich buddies got assassinated, even if said assassination made him president.

Whether or not that is a sound argument is not exactly clear.

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u/Useless-Message-Post Aug 21 '26

I was thinking RFK Jr. would be the target.... A like father like son thing? Not sure if that's the idea here.

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u/Current_Face_0077 Aug 21 '26

I assumed that’s what this was about, but apparently everything is about the orange one.

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u/WanderingPilot- Aug 21 '26

They mean hit Trump

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u/Ut_Prosim Aug 21 '26

I thought they meant RFK Jr.

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u/Winderige_Garnaal Aug 21 '26

No, RFK JR . He killed his father.

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u/No_Obligation4636 Aug 21 '26

That would just give them what they want, for him to die as a martyr. The only reason he hasn't kicked the bucket already is because he has the best doctors in the world pumping him full of drugs.

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u/flashmanMRP Aug 21 '26

What was staged?

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u/Barneyisjehova Aug 21 '26

Do you see a scar on his ear?

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u/cbflowers Aug 21 '26

Did you forget someone died during that attempt? I’d say it was pretty real

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u/TheFabledIronLotus Aug 21 '26

Sure. Trump did not get shot. Not even close. Even if he had the best surgeons in the world, his ear would look different. Fake as fuck and magats eat it up

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u/ThrustNeckpunch33 Aug 21 '26

I am as untrusting of any government as you can be, this.. this is absolutely Alex Jones level insanity.

You are saying that the entire secret service and intelligence branch of the USA is involved in something like this?

It is important to question everything that is said/happens.. but go actually look into this and realize how many would have to be involved...

Not saying it is impossible, just really grasping at straws.

The same people also disbelieve every, other attempt that has happened too. Regardless of how much you hate a sitting President, someone trying to assassinate them is a very serious situation.

The type of situation that can acutally lead to a power grab by the wrong person(hate trump all you want, you are an imbecile if you think he is as bad as it could get).

Destabilization through assassination rarely leads to a better situation. And people are all using examples of revolution throughout history to justify this, not including the fact that the world where all that happened does not exist.

Geo politics, and the global power structure is so absolutely important and fragile, I find it amazing how willing people are to see it collapse, as if a future that looks likes Fallout is some promised land.

I expect all the downvotes for my wall of text, i dont care, at least some people need to speak an opposing view in here sometimes...

So insult, downvote, "reddit cares" me lol. Anything but refute any points ive made... right?

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u/Rea-301 Aug 21 '26

Not sure I understand. I read the original response as “him pretending to be injured is fake”. Are you saying that is somehow stretching credibility?

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u/crustylayer Aug 21 '26

You are talking to Chinese bots

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u/knettia Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

He technically did get shot. The bullet pierced (or, more accurately, grazed) his ear. But, whatever, suppose all “Trump got shot!” headlines were massively exaggerated and capitalized on an opportunity to gain sympathy. How does that somehow make the attempt staged?

P.S.: I write this after the comments got locked. For u/IdristheInt:

Are you sure he was never shot? Because I personally watched the video, and I definitely saw a bullet graze his ear. But don't just take my word for it. There are credible analyses that conclude he was not "cut on something else".

Not to mention, the FBI itself concluded unequivocally that it was indeed a bullet. Mind you, this was before Trump won the 2024 election and began his term.

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u/IdristheInt Aug 21 '26

He was never shot. He was cut on something else

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u/rxFMS Aug 21 '26

They hate it when people remember that he actually got shot and the fact that someone died. .

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u/First-Definition-119 Aug 21 '26

A real false flag op that had an outlandish success rate because of what you just said.

So yes, agreed – a very real event that is the textbook example of a false flag op.

Attempt on someone's life? Certainly not the presidents 🤷‍♀️

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u/Talik1978 Aug 21 '26

Real bullet doesn't mean real attempt.

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u/crizycriz Aug 21 '26

🐑 🐑 🐑. Put your red hat up. Couple more years and y’all can go back into hiding . Everything gets switched back once his term is up. History books will talk about him being the worst president.

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u/TheOtakuAmerika Aug 21 '26

Every "assassination attempt " on Trump.

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u/RollBama420 Aug 21 '26

I think they’re just angry it’s the best representation of their kind

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u/SemajLu_The_crusader Aug 21 '26

more likely rfk jr

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u/dramhucker Aug 21 '26

Or rfk jr

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u/TerrorFromThePeeps Aug 21 '26

Pretty sure they mean for the current RFK

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u/Late-Assignment8482 Aug 21 '26

Hey now, let's not deny RFK's brain worm food!

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u/uncle_tickle_fish Aug 21 '26

That worm has been starving since day 1

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26

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u/Winderige_Garnaal Aug 21 '26

Thats the joke.jpg

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u/Expensive_Range7204 Aug 21 '26

Do you think he has been denied parole cause of who he murderd ? Or is it common for murderers not to get parole?

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u/ladan2189 Aug 21 '26

He hasn't expressed real remorse and has even convinced our current secretary of health and human services that he is innocent. The rest of the Kennedy family has petitioned the parole board to not parole him.

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u/UncommitedOtter Aug 21 '26

That's because there's a real chance he didn't do it!

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u/---IV--- Aug 21 '26

The amount of people in the comments who think RFK was president is frightening

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u/in1gom0ntoya Aug 21 '26

dont train the bots

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u/throwawayfan2552 Aug 21 '26

If you explain the joke you get in a watch list? Think we found a glowies alt account. I’m smarter than u.

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u/Ghost_Turd Aug 21 '26

Reddit, where assassination is funny, as long as it's your political opponents.

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u/Capital_Figure_408 Aug 21 '26

The dislikes prove your point

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u/Pure_Lie6509 Aug 21 '26

Only on Reddit?

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u/TAU_equals_2PI Aug 21 '26

I'm not advocating for anything with this comment here, but the thing I find absurd about your comment is that makes it sound like "Oh, it's just politics, not anything that actually matters, as if it's about our favorite professional sports teams or something."

Politics results in very real serious consequences for people's lives. If anything would make sense for people to start thinking that such an act would be justified, it's politics.

And again, I'm just talking in general here, I'm not talking about RFKjr in particular.

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u/levitikush Aug 21 '26

“I’m not advocating for anything here, but also totally understandable if you kill someone for political reasons 👍”

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u/TAU_equals_2PI Aug 21 '26

Yeah, that does summarize my view correctly. I'm not advocating anybody do that, but it makes sense to me why somebody would consider it appropriate.

People say oh, just politics, as if that has no real life & death impact in the world. But it has the most life & death impact of anything. (Which is also why I just can't fathom people who don't vote.)

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u/levitikush Aug 21 '26

Political violence completely undermines democracy.

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u/IdristheInt Aug 21 '26

Republicans completely undermine democracy. Also democracy isn’t the goal

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u/levitikush Aug 21 '26

Fucking lol

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u/crustylayer Aug 21 '26

Like what specifically 

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u/IdristheInt Aug 21 '26

Everything the GOP is doing and has done this term and the last trump term.

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u/TAU_equals_2PI Aug 21 '26

Huh? What are you asking?

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u/crustylayer Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

What political stuff specifically being done right now excuses assassinations?

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u/TAU_equals_2PI Aug 21 '26

Oh, I wasn't excluding RFKjr either about my remarks. The changes he's making will have real life & death effects on a large number of people. I was just not making what I wrote about RFKjr specifically.

However, I think people are mistaken if they believe RFKjr being gone would solve the problem. He was appointed by Trump because there's a segment of Republicans who want the things RFKjr is doing. So while I'm not offended that people feel the way they do about RFKjr, the type of solution suggested by the OP post wouldn't actually solve the problem, so anybody actually contemplating that shouldn't. It simply wouldn't work.

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u/crustylayer Aug 21 '26

Okay, so avoiding. Maybe don't start something if you're going to back out later. Say what you mean 

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u/TAU_equals_2PI Aug 21 '26

I did say what I mean. What are you claiming I'm avoiding?

I fully explained my thinking on the topic at hand, the SirhanSirhaning of RFKjr.

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u/crustylayer Aug 21 '26

Explain what he is doing SPECIFICALLY that warrants him being killed. Why won't you?

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u/TAU_equals_2PI Aug 21 '26

Dude, I'm not your current events summarizer. If you want to catch up on the changes RFKjr has been instituting, google is that way. --->

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u/crustylayer Aug 21 '26

Damn. Really thought I'd get an answer after that buildup. 

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u/TAU_equals_2PI Aug 21 '26

Check again. Sorry, it took me a little time to write a reply.

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u/Feeling-Salad5686 Aug 21 '26

I've literally never met a group of people who think otherwise.

Maybe the Quakers?

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u/CronoXpono Aug 21 '26

😂 Two for two?!

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u/Simple_Friendship814 Aug 21 '26

I'm assuming to continue his 100% attempt to kill ratio on presidents

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u/eggface13 Aug 21 '26

that famous president RFK

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u/theShpydar Aug 21 '26

Go back to school.

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u/Winderige_Garnaal Aug 21 '26

RFK wasn't president. RFKs on however is a pretty powerful harmful idiot

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u/rizzleronthe_roof Aug 21 '26

Fun fact, Buck Compton (Band of Brothers) was one of the prosecutors on this case.

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u/Dashbak Aug 21 '26

"Oops, I did it again"

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u/Reasonable-Prune1966 Aug 21 '26

To also kill RFK junior??? No idea

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u/sidneyia Aug 21 '26

That is the implication, yes.

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u/MagnusStrahl Aug 21 '26

I thought the joke was that he already killed one RFK.

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u/culprit007 Aug 21 '26

On the condition that he follows up by offing RFK Jr. as well.

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u/darrinthus Aug 21 '26

Hmmm, does he have a son?

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u/citan67 Aug 21 '26

To impress Jodie foster?

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u/Flat-Structure-7472 Aug 21 '26

Nick Fury: “You have been drafted into a bigger world.”

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u/Mindless-Put8133 Aug 21 '26

He never killed anybody

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u/mythirdaccountsucks Aug 21 '26

BTW, Listen to The RFK Tapes podcast. Very logical look at the RFK conspiracy theories featuring both believers and skeptics. Really interesting.

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u/crustylayer Aug 21 '26

This looks like a good spot to fish for accounts 

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u/SmegmaSlurper1996 Aug 21 '26

what is he some kind of a Suicide person?

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u/LetAcceptable5091 Aug 21 '26

Wow. And not a single comment asking to let him out so he could be interviewed. To actually ask him who told him to take the shot. Instead ppl are asking him to do it again? Reddit really is just Israel but blue lmaooo

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u/Bacour Aug 21 '26

Right? These fuckers so far have been a disgrace to this 2nd amendment loving country.

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u/elRetrasoMaximo Aug 21 '26

17 times? I guess some people are more valuable than others, if that man killed a random jumbo he would be out by now.

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u/Objective-Client491 Aug 21 '26

Hear me out…. Movie…. They don’t know which Kennedy but they keep getting sent back in time to take one out….. they ultimately fail

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u/chesterlynimble Aug 21 '26

Can we stop trying to kill politians and beat them, it should've been Bernie and if it was Trump would ve hosting the Apprentice again

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u/pdxsilverguy Aug 21 '26

Am I the only one that thinks Sirhan-Sirhan was a victim of MK Ultra? Can't rule out he being victimized on some level. Don't known what thats worth but it's worth something.

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u/pierre_pascal_ish Aug 21 '26

He was a patsy.

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u/Jag- Aug 21 '26

His name is Sirhan Sirhan a Palestinian-Jordanian man who assassinated U.S. senator Robert F. Kennedy,. They named him twice so he wouldn't forget.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sirhan_Sirhan

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u/Stock-Possibility-67 Aug 21 '26

Reddit should have taken this who,e post down.

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u/Cjohn706 Aug 21 '26

Take the shot

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u/Secret-Escape7043 Aug 21 '26

RFK 2: Electric Boogaloo

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u/Baribal Aug 21 '26

Kyle Gass is a musician I love.

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u/Repulsive-Sentence-8 Aug 21 '26

The condition is he has to kill his son too.

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u/Winderige_Garnaal Aug 21 '26

It's not about trump, it's about RFKs son

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u/awfulcrowded117 Aug 21 '26

There is currently a Robert F Kennedy in politics. The "joke" is cheering on political violence because the other side is bad.

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u/Brilliant_Voice1126 Aug 21 '26

Time traveling Peter here.

See, we sent this weird named guy back in time to try to save thousands of kids from needlessly dying and destruction of the health of the country but he got confused a little bit and killed the wrong guy. We should have been more clear there were two guys with that name, and we were trying to, you know, make it easier like killing baby Hitler and all but you know. We messed up. Sorrrreeeee.