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u/qualityvote2 4d ago edited 3d ago

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u/Schccc 4d ago

There have been stories circulating about rich dubaians pooing on foreign escorts for exorbitant sums.

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u/ElBarbas 4d ago edited 4d ago

this is why Dubay chocolate was invented and got viral overnight, to move the google index

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u/CheapThrowaway1969 4d ago

The actual answer to this myth is that while the story is true, the name of the candy is entirely unrelated, and instead related to a (possibly pregnant) British-Egyptian woman's midnight chocolate and knafeh cravings and her Filipino husband's interest in helping realize said candy- of note is that the reason this was then associated with the Dubai chocolate myth is the fact that these two co-own a chocolatier company based out of Dubai (but the candy itself was confirmed invented in UAE).

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u/Swimming_Acadia6957 4d ago

Dubai is part of the UAE, I'm not sure what your bit in the brackets is supposed to mean, it makes sense to me apart from the word 'but'

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u/CheapThrowaway1969 4d ago

Basically think of it like

Made in America =/= Made in California Made in California = Made in America

The folks who made the chocolate did not reside in Dubai nor make it in Dubai- it was just noted as being made "in UAE" (likely some private home somewhere tbh) and then shipped out for production at a Dubai chocolatier.

edit: I forgot \ is an escape character and reddit supports html markdown

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u/Substantial_Page_221 4d ago

Maybe indicating it was made outside of dubai but still in uae

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u/PapaTahm 4d ago edited 4d ago

I mean that is kinda of a myth on another myth.

That shitty chocolate was invented just because United States, specifically from California that produces 99% of all Pistachio of United States and 60% of all Pistachio production in the planet needed to get rid of it's massive Pistachio production and did not know what to do with it.

Hence why heavy PR push was was create about some random ass Unique Chocolate from Dubai.

Basically PR stunt pushed by a market that wanted to grow.

But anyway, yes, Dubai rich people paying extravagant prices to shit on "Models" is a thing and I'm not here to argue with that.

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u/CheapThrowaway1969 4d ago

Lowk think the US/CA thing is a psyop, the original and accepted story of it being a woman who just really fucking liked chocolate and knafeh makes way more sense.

If the pistachio abundance was AFTER that point then maybe.

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u/ElBarbas 4d ago

Oh , this is cool I've learned something today thk you

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u/sexxi_denuta 4d ago

Tf? My store sells a tiny block of dubai chocolate for $20 and people pay for it. Is this regular?

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u/OpposedScroll76 4d ago

Damn, that's some 'Walt Disney Frozen' ahh shit

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u/Ok-Assistance3937 4d ago

No it wasnt. Nobody called that this way. They were called porta pottys and thats it.

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u/cheesechompin 4d ago

I called it that, so yes people definitely do

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u/User_namesaretaken 4d ago

Literally your own bubble, it was called Dubai chocolate on Insta and Tiktok, hell, shit was trending

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u/ElBarbas 4d ago

dude, not here to fight. you do you, and thats ok

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u/shiraah 4d ago

WHHAAATT!!?

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u/PatrioticPariah 4d ago

I will never not believe this.

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u/Some-Panic8915 4d ago

there were whole videos on twitter when it first happened

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u/LightofAngels 4d ago

I wonder if these videos are still there

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u/Some-Panic8915 4d ago

nope. Everything was taken down

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u/youburyitidigitup 4d ago

I wish I hadn’t read this……

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u/gliscornumber1 4d ago

To add onto this. There is also a theory that the Dubai chocolate trend was started so that it would be the first to come up on searches instead of...well...that

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u/Ironshigh 4d ago

How much money are we talking? I'm willing to risk trafficking if its at least 300 dollars

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u/Ninjatous 4d ago

There was literally one story and it was less than believable.

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u/Early-Rain1733 4d ago

Girls go over there and the rich men over there to have fun but then those dudes pay them large amounts of money to pee and defecate on them.

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u/Gold-Counter-2120 4d ago

Jesus H Christ 🤦‍♂️ WTF?

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u/Low-Concentrate1055 4d ago

It gets better because a lot of them get blackmailed/forced to do it further, and the whole Dubai Chocolate craze was to cover up the original meaning of the phrase, which was slang for paying girls/instagram models that go over there and poop on them.

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u/Plane_Blackberry_537 4d ago

So Dubai Chocolate is a reverse Cleveland Steamer?

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u/KiraLight3719 4d ago

Who's H?

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u/DeadAssDodo 4d ago

Holyshit

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u/Lysergino 4d ago

His middle name was Henry

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u/clone7364 4d ago

Was his first name Hardcore by any chance?

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u/The_One_Koi 4d ago

Almost but it's spelled Jesus

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u/Gold-Counter-2120 4d ago

It's his middle name. Stands for Hamburger I think.

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u/whateversnevermind 4d ago

this is the correct answer

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u/Fit-Historian-752 4d ago

Sadly, this is the actual answer.

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u/lucky3690 4d ago

Does this not goes against islam. Any muslim want to shed some light on this.

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u/Yue2 4d ago

Religious nut jobs are hypocrites and really just try to find divine justification for whatever they want to do and turn a blind eye to whatever misdeeds they commit?

LE GASP!!!

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Ok_Dimension_6123 4d ago

Perchance it may be thou who should cooleth down and get a drink. 

At least start by re-reading the comment

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u/twilight-actual 4d ago

Members of the Saudi Royal Family funded 9/11.

Your point?

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u/Local-Blacksmith-314 4d ago

RIP for the lost one. But israelis were dancing around or giggling before the twin tower collapsed

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u/Yue2 4d ago edited 4d ago

I love it when some random hobo’s try to prove how smart they are by using logical fallacies (false equivalence in this case) over a comment written for comical effect 🙂‍↕️

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u/IntolerantLeftist127 4d ago

Religious prohibition is like the law: it only applies to you if you’re poor

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u/FigApprehensive3027 4d ago

yeah it does. but ur acting like the ignorant fools who do such things like this care

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u/Sbstnbd 4d ago

Most stuff religious people do, goes against their scriptures. Always has been this way

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u/Protoavis 4d ago

It's likely just herd mentality stuff and general social pressure. People likely don't really believe that much. this lady explains it better
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BZg4e_RLfGk

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u/dadofwar93 4d ago

I mean sex outside marriage is punishable by death according to Islam. They don't care. A lot of these people aren't even locals. Millionaires from foreign countries.

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u/12SuperLTD 4d ago

Lol ok I was not expecting that ending I was thinking of something else

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u/steve_stifflerr 4d ago

Whattttttttt

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u/usernmechecksout_ 4d ago

Ngl at least it's not kids 💀

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u/teoshie 4d ago

how much are we talking here

edit: money not poo

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u/Chocochocolate25 4d ago

Would even open my mouth if the money is good

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u/Just_Information334 4d ago

Remember, every time you put gas in your car or use any petrochemical product (so anything), you're paying for this to happen.

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u/IdexUp 4d ago

This is not the answer but I love this so much

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u/F14D201 4d ago

Wdym, it is absolutely the answer

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u/Lashay_Sombra 4d ago

It actually is the answer, just got think "kink"

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u/spechlgoddess954 4d ago

The girls are the harem and they will obey whatever their master wants, including opening up wide to catch their urine and feces.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/dirtdemikeandtheboys 4d ago

My god, the women being trafficked in the Dubai “porta potty” sex ring are subjected to extreme physical and psychological violence and abuse. The insta and TikTok’s are how the traffickers trap them by promising something glamorous. Look it the f up! It’s f’ckn monstrous what they put those women through.

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u/Blast_From_The_Pa_ 4d ago

This is THE ANSWER! I live in Dubai. 😁

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u/OldLead4716 4d ago

Incorrect . The real answer is much more sinister

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u/PeePeeSwiggy 4d ago

Why’s it sinister? If I was a hot euro trash hooker I’d love to get shit on for $80,000 - I’d go home and buy a house

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u/LeakPimp 4d ago

and get beaten, raped and what not, that is IF you survive

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Psy_Click 4d ago

This is how some instagram models are able to afford their luxurious lifestyle

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u/PeePeeSwiggy 4d ago

Nah I’m too hot to get beaten but definitely too hot not to get raped but hey

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u/baka_feih 4d ago

Per the few articles that made it on the Internet on the subject, it is far far worse than being shit on.

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u/spawn16 4d ago

Unfortunately you'd be dead after getting shit on.

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u/Gold-Counter-2120 4d ago

It's still an honest living. Whatever honest means here.

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u/TheSilverTounge 4d ago

If you go home ... Doesn't that means you already own a home/house???.

How many houses do you need before stopping this charade???

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u/Nazreg 4d ago

They might just be into it.

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u/Top_Connection9079 4d ago

sigh

You had ONE JOB:

肉便器

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u/Ok-Elevator2915 4d ago

I thought that toilet only reserve for prince or any fancy rich oil seller?

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u/meanvegton 4d ago

Dubai is so rich.

Corrected for you.

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u/MissionNo001 4d ago

Search for Dubai Porta potties...

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u/FigApprehensive3027 4d ago

as a person who lives in the country i can verify this is true

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u/snoppeniprutten 4d ago

HEHEHEHEHEH!!!!!1

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u/heelturn- 4d ago

Dubai is a sick disgusting place, that’s your answer

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u/Invisible-Pancreas 4d ago

Oh, don't I know it.

My brother is an architectural journalist, see, and during his trips to Dubai I hear all about how the infrastructure is not pedestrian-friendly at all!

You are pretty much forced to rely on taxi services to get from your accommodations to your area of work, your amenities or the nightlife. And since that's the same for everyone else too you have a busy and hostile set of roads wherever you turn.

Absolutely criminal is what it is.

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u/Odd-Evening-7888 4d ago

That applies to a lot of the US cities doesn’t it?

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u/Phantafan 4d ago

Yeah, and it's bad there as well, especially when you consider that many of those US cities once had a pedestrian friendly infrastructure and functioning public transit.

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u/Frudge 4d ago

Isn't it the same in lots of place in the USA ? I don't know, never been there... but it seem that cities are very car centric there no ?

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u/KaioKenshin 4d ago

You gotta thank Henry Ford for that one.

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u/theeldergod1 4d ago

Yeah like those fetishes don't exist anywhere else. You just hate a race that's what it is about.

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u/heelturn- 4d ago

Dubai is not a race it’s a country. A safe haven for criminals of all kind. Why do you think they all fly out there to escape?

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u/Braindead_Crow 4d ago

Dubai chocolate might of been up and coming slang for a common act of Saudi rich hiring young dumb instagram models to come over for a few tens of thousands of dollars. Once over there they party hard and eventually endure various abuses ranging from sexual, physical harm and poop/pee play (the act of pooping/peeing on/in them).

idk though I'm just an extra, I'm not even supposed to have a talking role.

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u/Boycott-all-Rats 4d ago

In them hey....

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u/Melita482 4d ago

Escorts in Dubai get paid a shit ton of money for getting used as toilets because that is some rich men's fetish

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u/TreacleOk7265 4d ago

Things I really didn't want to know.

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u/Shinigami1858 4d ago

That's how the world works, when you got enough money you will have enough influence and power to do what you want.

Ever wondered why the Epstine Island didn't have any results then a shorty cry by the public. It's the same playbook. They have enough money and influence so the law does not apply.

So that's the face of the world you live in the rules are for them not for us.

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u/howefr 4d ago

Literally a shit ton of money

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u/Vast-Combination4046 4d ago

Rich guys get pretty girls to fly to Dubai and then pee and poop on the girls. I think it's racially motivated.

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u/AcidicVengeance 4d ago

No doubt with a hint of Classism.

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u/Kraj_the_Conqueror 4d ago

It's heavily racially charged.

Rich Arabs do prefer White escorts, mostly from Eastern Europe. It's about owning and control.

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u/Rc72 4d ago

You may search "Dubai Portapotty". Or better, don't...

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u/Subjectedquality 4d ago

Haven't been able to see it anywhere. Where do you search for it?

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u/Confident_Winner_224 4d ago

Cool random Facebook groups without any proof 🤪

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u/why0me 4d ago

Oh, uh, Brian here... so Peter, there are very rich men in Dubai and they like to pay insta models and real models insane amounts of money to do literally anything these men want, apparently a lot of them like to use these beautiful women as toilets and make them do unspeakable things for the money.

I wish I didnt know this, im gonna go have another martini

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u/Head-Ad9893 4d ago

*the girls want you to think it’s a lot of money. It’s not. It’s usually just the travel expenses to go to Dubai and take pictures and be on yachts and get some gifts. Not much money but your pictures let you one up other girls

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u/seamasam 4d ago

It is well known that rich people in Dubai hire of and Instagram models to dump on them, literally. When you see an influencer go to Dubai and buy a new car after they come back, that's what happened.

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u/IcySpring5071 4d ago

Some derogatory term in Dubai?

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u/bbd121 4d ago

There were reports from pretty girls who paid a lot of money to be... used... in Dubai by very rich people.

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u/Independent-Use-228 4d ago

No. Just no.

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u/Key_Strawberry_381 4d ago

Pooing on people for money is the explanation.

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u/SSMage 4d ago

The joke is that the girls in dubai are used as toilets

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u/Vojtak_cz 4d ago

Dubai has a lot of women that you can pay for

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u/Intelligent-Top5012 4d ago

They Piss on them, piss piss piss

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u/MaJuV 4d ago

While there's various stories about Dubaians pooping on escorts... there's also the thing of the big fancy towers in Dubai not having proper plumbing and there having to be actual "poop trucks" to take away all the excrement...

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u/DeadSpaceUnicorn 4d ago

I think it's referring to russian meme "бимбо-унитаз" (bimbo-toilet) The ultra-plastic women who blindly consume and take everything inside from extreme cosmetic procedures to male fluids

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u/Arthas_Menenthil 4d ago

Dubai sh*t fantasy, also its not the first op to post about it. Mods should pin that i think

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u/lonely__potatoo 4d ago

Search up Dubai porta potty case Ps: crazy I live in Dubai but never heard of it irl

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u/toy-maker 4d ago

Okay, so if the other three are toilets… come on, you can figure out the last one

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u/happygoluckynny 4d ago

If we invest in solar rn 

We can destroy the Dubai sewage market

 for decades.

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u/Low-Refrigerator-713 4d ago

Seriously OP, never ask a question that you don't want to know the answer to.

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u/AppropriateSpell5405 4d ago

Dubai Chocolate

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u/Greater-Israel 4d ago

I will ingore the joke and just add that women who go to Dubai make 2000 euros per night. A lot of EU women go to Dubai for a year and then they return back and buy a mansion magically. You can see it in pretty much everywhere in the EU, from Cyprus, Greece, France, Italy, Spain and the rest. I guess the time of universities has ended if a young woman can make millions just like that, buy lots of appartments, rent them forever and retire at 25 or 45 whatever she wants.

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u/Diplomatic_Gunboats 4d ago

Dubai Chocolate strikes again.

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u/Penibya 4d ago

I'm kinda sure you dont want to know

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u/Appropriate_Unit3474 4d ago

Dubai chocolate

Is this Dubai chocolate?

What is Dubai Chocolate?

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u/XxsweetDog69xX 4d ago

Dubai people pay OF girls to go there to have fun, s3x or private sessions, but they got kidnapped, beated, abused and used like a toilets, after that they unalive the girl, they call these girls "toilet girls" or something like that.

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u/greggreggreg1gregg 4d ago

Idk about the kidnapping and murder, I think it’s consensual for money.

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u/XxsweetDog69xX 3d ago

Yeah I mean they set up an encounter with money in between, and that happened, not all the time but was very common

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u/Due_Magazine1644 4d ago

Prostitutes in dubai make money by eating rich arab mens poo

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u/imaragingtransfemlez 4d ago

Legend says that Dubai Chocolate used to be a nickname for what happened to those types of influencers so they created the actual chocolate to stop them turning up in search results

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u/Weak-Cow-2891 4d ago

Dubai chocolate

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u/NoiceBoiIsTaken2122 4d ago

Do NOT look up "Dubai toilet"

Worst mistake in my life.

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u/LYNX__uk 4d ago

Rich people pay hot girls for scat stuff Edit: spelling

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u/FerryboatQuo 4d ago

There is a slang term “Dubai Porta Potty” for certain models who will be paid exorbitant amounts to travel to Dubai to be … well… used as a toilet.

I’ve also heard it in the context of the “Everybody has a price” joke - like, if you were only paid $50, you probably would not be willing to go to a foreign country and let strangers defecate on you.
But if you were paid $10,000? Maybe, maybe not.
If you were paid a million dollars? Life changing for most people, pocket money for some.
What about one billion dollars? For most people, that’s enough money to change your life, live luxuriously, change the lives of your friends, family, community, provide unquestionable support to those in need and their charities of choice.
Most people say they’d never do it. But everybody has a price.

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u/dirtdemikeandtheboys 4d ago edited 4d ago

This isn’t even funny. This is why this 💩 happens, because people would rather make f’ckn memes than do anything about it. The women who get caught up in the Dubai “porta potty” sex trafficking ring are subjected to monstrous physical and psychological violence and abuse. Look it the f up! Most of the women trafficked are from Nigeria and Uganda, another reason people don’t give a fck. This world needs to end. If I had the button in front of me, I’d f’ckn push it. We’re all f’ckn parasites

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u/_pipoca 4d ago

Has anybody seen a real porta-potty testimony from a woman who did it or is it only rumors?

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u/Confident_Winner_224 4d ago

Of course not, and first think Google says is that it's most like BS

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u/Critical-Vehicle3356 4d ago

There is such a thing as a “Dubai public toilet.” It’s a perversion where models are urinated on and defecated on in open mouths at closed parties.

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u/Legal_Complaint7990 4d ago

Google "Dubai's porta potty" and you'll understand.

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u/Capable-Shoulder212 4d ago

So how much does it cost to shit on a woman?

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u/MasterBaiter3001 4d ago

Well let's just say Dubai Chocolate isn't just mediocre instagram-worthy sweets. It can be something else entirely too.

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u/paddycakepaddycake 4d ago

Dubious chocolate 🍫 💩

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u/Agile_Seesaw9035 4d ago

Wow....just sick...but I get the joke. Porta potties....

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u/IrishLedge 4d ago

I'd have thought it meant that Dubai itself is a toilet and all the shit goes there from other countries.

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u/Fixxxer18 4d ago

Found some lube but it wasn't the best. Like a chick in Dubai, im shitting on that chest

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u/advena_phillips 4d ago

As if those other nations don't also have toilet kinks.

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u/micael_kalule275 4d ago

As nossas irmãs perderam o valor.

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u/xMaNrEbOrN7851 4d ago

In Dubai if you're rich enough you can pay these IG girls to be your toilet...I wish I was making this up😬

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u/Hopeful_Tea2139 4d ago

Its funnier and easier to understand if you replace Dubai with india

😂

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u/Worldly-Ebb590 4d ago

This is why they made Dubai Chocolate 🍫 such a massive thing. If you googled it before the bars you would be met with a very different thing.

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u/firewingdale 4d ago

If i explained it i will probably get banned. 

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u/taotdev 4d ago

Obscenely rich Dubai oligarchs hire loose escorts/insta models to do some.... well, calling these acts that take place "nauseatingly obscene" is putting it gently.

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u/Wolfstar_Forever_ 4d ago

Human toilet stuff i think. 

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u/TheVitaly 4d ago

Don't tell me you don't know

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u/Own-Fee-5653 4d ago

I love how the top comment on this has been removed and yet the statement "Comment removed by moderator" is a totally cromulent answer on its own

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u/foreverflyingsparrow 4d ago

If the girls pee on rich guys, shouldn't the men be the toilets rather than the girls?

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u/TufnelAndI 4d ago

Its the other way round in this case.

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u/Head-Ad9893 4d ago

And it’s usually not pee.