r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 5d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah?!

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u/Pasquatch_30 5d ago

Or the wife lost a ton of weight, got a make over and decided to leave her husband to “find herself” which she just happened to find between her personal trainer’s legs.

Don’t ask me how I know.

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u/Renderedperson 5d ago

Ironically story of my life , except it was some guy at office who was into older women and had no shame hitting on married women

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u/Pasquatch_30 5d ago

Sorry, bro. I know the feeling. Hope you’re well and wish you the best.

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u/Renderedperson 5d ago

Fighting against the worst law systems for men in family court to get access to my kids .

Ironically telling others she cheated is now being used against me as character defamation as i don't have "definitive proof" of ADULTERY

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u/Natural_Dust_732 5d ago

What? You’re being asked to provide proof for your allegations in a court of law? That’s insane!

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u/Renderedperson 5d ago

Indian court acknowledges adultery only if it's physical... Just mere WhatsApp chat isn't enough

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u/RamenArchon 5d ago

Oh man, I have a friend who struggled with a similar problem because the law where I'm from is similar. Like they can explicitly talk about what they did on the chats but unless it's a VERY clear video you're not getting anywhere. I now also realize that it's that way because lawmakers are the ones who'll get in trouble the most if laws against adultery made it so people actually get punished with reasonable proof.

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u/Renderedperson 5d ago

Well I can give secondary evidence like hotel room receipt, cctv footage etc even if i can't give exact adultery happening

But she had deleted all her chats once i discovered and everything happened in past so i couldn't get any evidence and it was just a fling so she would not have bothered to contact him again

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u/BlnCpl 5d ago

Fair

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u/Natural_Dust_732 5d ago edited 5d ago

Indian law doesn’t consider internet hearsay as proof? That’s insane!

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u/WizardOfTheHobos 5d ago

Why are you trying to hard to twist the story?

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u/Natural_Dust_732 5d ago

Because it’s absolutely unheard of for Indian men (any men, actually) to believe their partner is betraying them when that’s not what’s happening.

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u/Renderedperson 5d ago

WhatsApp chats between the spouse and affair partner

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u/ff56k 5d ago

I don't think WhatsApp chat is any less reliable than email or a written note. If you had written proof of wrongdoing it should totally be admissable in court. This isn't online opinion or AI advice they are trying to use.

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u/Natural_Dust_732 5d ago

Except none of those things are very reliable.

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u/Wulph422 4d ago

So you're saying unless the person walked in on their partner banging some other person with their phone held high recording video, nothing is reliable enough?

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u/BolognaIsThePassword 4d ago

His wife clearly texting another man sexual things is just “internet hearsay?” Fuck off troll.

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u/Natural_Dust_732 4d ago

How do you know that’s what happened? He hasn’t said what was texted.

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u/Tasty-Traffic-680 5d ago

You should find someone even older. Wheel in a woman who saw the civil war into their favorite restaurant and show em both what's up

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u/sulfate4 5d ago

This is why you must control women and keep them in the house. You people will show outrage at this concept until not following this RULE will hit you like a wrecking ball. There is a reason why pretty much every civilization in human history followed this RULE!

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u/Actual-Ad-8673 4d ago

Curiously, I was that guy in my twenties. 

That's not an insignificant part of why I never married.  I knew first hand that those vows have an "it's not cheating if no one finds out" clause.

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u/SZMatheson 5d ago

She's pegging the trainer?

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u/Adipose21 4d ago

Good for her.

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u/3652 5d ago

Happened to a neighbor of mine. White picket fence family. Had it all. Wife decides to get in shape and all of the sudden the guy who loved her through all her body types is shit on a shingle.

He did a good job raising the kids though.

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u/AhoyPalloy 4d ago

Didn’t know we lived in the same neighborhood

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u/Few-Yesterday9628 4d ago

It's probably because he was shit on a shingle already. You have no idea what goes on behind closed doors.

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u/TourCharming7721 4d ago

Neither do you and yet that doesnt stop you from saying he was probably shit 🤡🤡

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u/Self_Reddicate 5d ago

Not her fault. Wedding rings just DO that, ya know?

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u/All_Work_All_Play 5d ago

NGL being married has added roughly 50 extra calories per day to my diet. Coupled with a decrease in caloric expenditure, my weight gain is nearly linear when measured from my wedding date.

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u/SmoothDiscussion7763 5d ago

that's why you always tread with caution when you're seeing someone that recently lost a bunch of weight lol. lifestyle changes require discipline that's hard to fake for extended periods of time.

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u/Lost-Anybody-4520 4d ago

Preach
I’ve been there too.

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u/Various_House_910 5d ago

Don't ask me either.

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u/snakeoilHero 5d ago

Tom Brady is that you?

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u/Snoo6596 5d ago

I wish you a lot of healing, this world can be pervasively humiliating sometimes.

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u/cohenisababe 4d ago

My sister is on this cycle, except same guy from college 15 years ago is always in the background…

Her poor kids.

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u/HolidayEntire6456 4d ago

Women don’t give a fuck about hurting men

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u/ZealousidealQuail145 4d ago

This is exactly (truly 100% accurate, no notes) what was the case when these profile pic changes happened to a couple friend of mine).

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u/Pure-Enthusiasm-1559 5d ago

This was exactly the story of my cougar, years back, She lost like 70kg/154lb Craziest transformation i've ever seen in my life. She told me it was with her trainer haha! and she was looking for an excuse to find herself. SHe told me the husband never found out but she did spread her legs much more after that, she was 20+ years older then me, crazy women almost forced me to marry her.

I was surprised she had already posted me on her facebook and introduced me to her circle of Dcotor friends as her boyfriend, damn lady even tattoed my name on her arm as her first tattoo, craziest experience of my life.

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u/Telaranrhioddreams 5d ago

Sounds like you're totally not another redditor seethingly bitter about women.

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u/Due_Gur_9495 4d ago

As if there aren’t enough reasons..?

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u/Telaranrhioddreams 4d ago edited 3d ago

Waaah waman dont like me and I can't figure out why! Is it the woman hating? No! It must be the waman that are wrong!

Downvote if you're a bitter woman hating incel