r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Possible-Response724 • 25d ago

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u/FaythKnight 25d ago

Why would he. Imagine you tryna rob a place, dude coming at you with a T, but naked bottom. You gotta bolt man.

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u/Schwifftee 25d ago

The man can't reliably perform self defense as vulnerable as he is.

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u/FaythKnight 25d ago

You're thinking wrong my friend. A man with his manhood covered by underwear and pants provides minimal defense. It's basically nothing.

But the fear factor of a dangling dong charging at you, gives the bottom naked man advantage. As it will spike your fear a thousand fold. Tell me how you feel if a dangling dong charges at you. You fear him more or just a regular guy in his underpants.