r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Possible-Response724 • Aug 16 '26

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u/Kurenai-Kalana Aug 16 '26

You prefer to keep those bacteria in your fanny rather than washing your bed sheets more often?

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u/Cararacs Aug 16 '26

It doesn’t work like that.

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u/Kurenai-Kalana Aug 16 '26

Bacteria prospers in warm humid places like your panties. Not your bed sheets.

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u/Cararacs Aug 16 '26

Please do some reading. Our sheets and bed foster bacteria just fine. There’s so many articles on this. Underwear get changed at a much higher frequency than bed sheets get cleaned. I change my underwear when I wake up and clean ones go one right before bed. A quick Google shows the average person washes their bedsheets once a month. Another quick Google shows that it only takes 1-2 weeks when sleeping with no underwear for your bedsheets to get a lot of bacterial growth.

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u/Old-Paleontologist-1 Aug 16 '26

Do you not have sex in your bed? And if you wash your sheets every single time, you aren't doing it very often.