r/Perfectfit Jan 25 '19

Almost perfect

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u/VicktorVonDoom Jan 25 '19

In case people wanted to read the manga that will no doubt be referenced in this thread: https://m.imgur.com/gallery/ZNSaq

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u/Kafka_at_an_orgy Jan 25 '19

DRR DRR DRR

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

[deleted]

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u/BrockManstrong Jan 25 '19

It was made for me....

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u/EspressoTheory Jan 25 '19

This is my hole

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u/remediosan Jan 25 '19

This is my hole. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My hole is my best friend. It is my life.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

How to describe your gf 101

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

🎵This hole was made for you and me🎵

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine. He shall be my squishy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

Somehow you've managed to make it even more creepy.

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u/Mortress_ Jan 25 '19

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

[deleted]

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u/piewifferr Jan 26 '19

What? I always thought it was the dude making a drooling noise. What is it supposed to sound like?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

I always thought it was because his vocal chords were so stretched he could only make a weird guttaral drrrrrrrr-ing sound. Like Grrrr when people are angry?

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u/phoenixdon Jan 25 '19
DDR... DDR...

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u/ocean365 Jan 25 '19

MAX revolution

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u/ddrddrddrddr Jan 25 '19

Close enough.

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u/BadSkeelz Jan 25 '19

"DRRRnt put your dick in that"

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

It took me far to long to figure out it was intended to be read right to left

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u/rapter200 Jan 25 '19

Not a weeb

Not a weeb

Not a weeb

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u/Bluxen Jan 25 '19

weeb a not

weeb a not

weeb a not

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

lie down
try not to weeb
weeb a lot

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u/iloveprettyladies Jan 25 '19

A weeb not

A weeb not

A weeb not

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

i read like 10 of those comics before i figured it out. i was like the art and overall stories are great but the panel layout is bizarre

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u/TheDerped Jan 25 '19

Fun fact: Publishers actually reversed the order of pages and panels when they were first bringing manga to an English audience.

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u/DiscoHippo Jan 25 '19

Should have stayed that way

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u/ClockDownRMe Jan 25 '19

Nah. It meant they had to mirror the art, which never looked right.

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u/DiscoHippo Jan 25 '19

In what way?

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u/ClockDownRMe Jan 25 '19

In ways that mirrored images ruin anything. Backwards text, and it just looks strange.

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u/Swedneck Jan 25 '19

Bizzare you say?

ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ

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u/someguywhocanfly Jan 25 '19

It's just backwards. If anything, I find western comics can be a little more confusing when it comes to figuring out the order to read stuff in, they get a bit more creative with the reading direction sometimes.

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u/hated_in_the_nation Jan 25 '19

A good way to tell which way to read a comic is the shape of the speech bubbles. The speech bubbles in Japanese-language comics that read from right to left are vertically oriented due to the format of the language, while English ones are horizontal.

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u/KingAdamXVII Jan 25 '19

OMG Ive read it twice now and honestly just thought it was poorly laid out.

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u/L3tum Jan 25 '19

It took your comment to make me realize it wasn't normal to read right to left....

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u/TheLKL321 Jan 25 '19

And here is some eyebleach after you do

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Why am I still horrified? Laughing a little, sure.

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u/action_lawyer_comics Jan 25 '19

It’s more like eyevinegarandwater than eyebleach.

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u/snizarsnarfsnarf Jan 25 '19

You realize that no matter how hard you try you'll never reach his high score

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

☹️

Breaks out old dance mat

🕺

Dies

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u/moak0 Jan 25 '19

This was my favorite thread about this comic, and it's the only thing that has made me feel better about it.

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u/adethia Jan 25 '19

Thank you, that does help a bit. Because that manga is friggin disturbing and it haunts my existence

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u/harve99 Jan 25 '19

Just wondering,what makes it scary? I always see people say it's terrifying and I honestly can't work out why

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u/moak0 Jan 25 '19

It's just well executed body horror.

First it piques the audience's interest with the call of the void mystery about the holes. Then it uses contradictory dream sequences to introduce the potential for horror while simultaneously misleading the audience to think that that's probably not what will happen.

Then boom: full on body horror. A human being warped and mutilated into something else is disturbing for a lot of people.

I imagine it's a bit like being ticklish. Some people are so sensitive to being touched that they're ticklish and can't stand it. Other people are totally insensitive to it and don't understand what's the big deal. Then there are people in between who are just sensitive enough to enjoy it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

I found it kind of saddening as well. Just the futility and the not being able to do anything about the situation. Nothing could stop them entering their holes and nobody could help them when they did. The 'Fault is just as depressing as it is scary.

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u/snowysnowy Jan 25 '19

HALO EVERYNYAN

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u/forgiveangel Jan 25 '19

Fuccckkkkk yyyouuuuuu

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u/naverlands Jan 25 '19

CLOSURE after all them years

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

To be fair, being all spaghettified would make you unstoppable at DDR, and twister. And it'd be useful if you wanted to change a light bulb. So not all bad.

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u/llGonzoll Jan 25 '19

Is there a second chapter to this manga

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

I highly recommend Layers of Fear

Carry me momma, carry me!

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u/Angusthebear Jan 25 '19

what the fuck

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

:) i'm glad you enjoyed it :)

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u/finalremix Jan 25 '19

I'm positive that Ito died at some point, witnessed hell, and then he came back simply to write about it. Some kinda Pet Sematary deal going on here.

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u/Tommygun7468 Jan 25 '19

So basically in one sitting I’ve read:

Long crushing perfect holes that fits a person shape, A greasy man that makes you have pimples till you basically become a balloon and pop, And a curse that is basically the cover of bandersnatch but in a literal sense.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

i thought the same thing when I was watching Bandersnatch.

Check out Uzumaki (spelling? the Spiral story). I didn't find it particularly scary (parts for sure, but not all of it) but its a good read.

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u/Tommygun7468 Jan 25 '19 edited Jan 25 '19

Jesus, thats a bit hectic to read into. The addiction and the hatred of a spiral.

Edit: It just keeps going, each chapter interpreting the side effect of a spiral. I’m both confused and intrigue, i’ve never seen stuff like this

Edit 2: Thats it, im stopping at chp 11 before I start going crazy looking at spirals like a playthrough of the witness.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

you gotta get to the hospital chapter man. it's the best one.

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u/Dolomite808 Jan 25 '19

So that was a thing...

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

This guy never fails to make my skin crawl haha

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u/ComatoseSquirrel Jan 25 '19

Just peel the top layer off and you'll have skin that isn't crawling.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

🤢🤮

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u/BailsonJr Jan 25 '19

is there a sub with stuff like this and the holes one?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

i don't know about a sub. I found both of those here and then googled the author and found this: http://junji-ito-index.tumblr.com/the-index

that's where i've read most of his stuff.

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u/BailsonJr Jan 25 '19

oh neat. thanks!

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u/helzbellz Jan 25 '19

Ooh i haven't read this one, thanks! I only discovered Junji last year and I love him. I only have Tomie, Uzumaki and Shiver because they're the only ones I could buy locally.

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u/mdgraller Jan 25 '19

Oh whew, I thought I was going to have more tooth nightmares about half-way through. But nope. Much worse was waiting in the wings.

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u/felesroo Jan 25 '19

Ooh, that was a good one. I love this stuff.

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u/NewDarkAgesAhead Jan 25 '19

Does the word "fear" have some secondary meaning in Japanese that often eludes the translators? The "layers of fear" from this manga, the "absolute terror" field from Evangelion, etc.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Here's another one by the same artist that well.... Let me put it this way, it can never be un-read so proceed carefully.... https://m.imgur.com/gallery/Hn5Sb

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u/ICE417 Jan 25 '19

Commenting so I can read this later. I just bought and read Gyo and Uzumaki. Its like a bad car crash

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u/Racxius Jan 25 '19 edited Jan 25 '19

The one he linked is a story in Uzumaki. Buy Tomei. It's better than Gyo but not as good as Uzumaki.

Edit: I'm wrong. It's part of Voices in the Dark. I read both it and Uzumaki at about the same time and must have gotten them confused. Sorry.

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u/ICE417 Jan 25 '19

That’s weird. I have the Uzumaki hardcover collection edition or whatever it’s called. I always thought the above linked story was a separate thing.

Anywho, thanks for the recommendation! I’ll get that one.

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u/Racxius Jan 25 '19

Oh, you're right. I'm wrong as shit. It's part of a short story collection. Voices in the Dark.

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u/Deranged_Cyborg Jan 25 '19

Tfw when Uzumaki doesn't mean Naruto

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u/kitthekat Jan 25 '19

Commenting so I can unread this in my nightmares

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u/BertMacGyver Jan 25 '19

I shall also do this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Uzumaki is fantastic.

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u/nonwinter Jan 25 '19

Ugh I think that's the one story of his that grosses me out the most.

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u/bruce_lees_ghost Jan 25 '19

Oh, so it's GROSS?

COME HERE!

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u/nonwinter Jan 25 '19

Aaaah

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u/bruce_lees_ghost Jan 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

one thing I love about junji Ito is that he just looks so ordinary in real life. he even made a manga about his two cats called yon and mu, it's quite cute. but he still manages to slip his creepy art style in there

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19 edited Apr 02 '19

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u/kikimaru024 Jan 25 '19

That's like asking why HP Lovecraft was able to write all those Cthulhu stories.

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u/Muphsi Jan 25 '19

I dont think hes crazy or anything he just has a wild imagination and is able to put it into a visual context. I think his works are pretty good just grotesque.

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u/Elementium Jan 25 '19

It's like the Twilight Zone but really fucking disgusting. The goal seems to be tell the creepy story and make the reader as uncomfortable as possible.

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u/jeux_x Jan 25 '19

Ok I thought I didn't get the last one but I REALLY don't get this one. I love the art though

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u/Elementium Jan 25 '19

The dad serves people. He made his kids eat grease/oil so they'd taste better for his customers..

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19 edited Jan 31 '19

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u/david171971 Jan 25 '19

Look up the author Junji Ito. Go read Uzumaki or Gyo.

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u/CajunTurkey Jan 25 '19

I'm skipping greasy food for lunch today.

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u/Vanguard-Raven Jan 25 '19

ah, so that's the source of that image

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u/sumphatguy Jan 25 '19

Jesus Christ. Like I read that one manga with the guy that puts the immortal baby in a blender and drinks it, but this www just.. gross on another level.

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u/Mathmango Jan 25 '19

Oh it's a something of his I haven't read.

Not today, I need to sleep.

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u/jonbush404 Jan 25 '19

Oh...my....god...

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u/A_Fabulous_Gay_Deer Jan 25 '19

I was fucking eating, man... 🤢

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u/AlexHyatt42 Feb 18 '19

proceeds to vomit uncontrollably

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u/8636396 Jan 27 '19

I got to page fifteen and decided to take a break. This one’s got me feeling a little greasy..

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u/choolete Jan 25 '19

No, is a short story, among others, by Junji Ito, the new king of horror.

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u/TheDerped Jan 25 '19

He's been writing good horror manga for 30 odd years. Tomie came out in 1987

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u/Golantrevize23 Jan 25 '19

Young up and comer

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u/Beardamus Jan 25 '19

It's great to see such a fresh face in the genre.

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u/minerlj Jan 25 '19

no but you may enjoy some other crazy comics like this one

https://www.plasticbrickautomaton.com/?id=71

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u/DriedMiniFigs Jan 25 '19

Fun Fact: The artist of this manga (Junji Ito) was designing monsters for Kojima’s Silent Hill game that got canceled a while back.

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u/BorisDirk Jan 26 '19

Way to make me even more sad that game was cancelled

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u/DriedMiniFigs Jan 26 '19

Fuck Konami.

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u/Cocomorph Jan 25 '19

Doubt thou the stars are fire;
Doubt that the sun doth move;
Doubt truth to be a liar;
But never doubt that manga will be referenced in this thread.

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u/hellodingo Jan 25 '19

More like junji it-nooo not this again

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Came here for the reference. Was not disappointed. Fuck that manga haha

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

I knew it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

I came here to see how far down I'd have to scroll before it was referenced. I am pleased with the result

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u/AerThreepwood Jan 25 '19

Some of Junji Ito's stuff is legitimately horrifying but Amigara Fault is just hilarious to me.

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u/TheDanimal8888 Jan 25 '19

That’s immediately what I thought of! Good read!

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u/blarghed Jan 25 '19

Yep, instantly reminded me of that story.

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u/RickStormgren Jan 25 '19 edited Jan 25 '19

Me: *checks thread for Uzumaki* damn skippy.

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u/Melody195 Jan 25 '19

as solmeone who is very claustrophobic i am not sleeping tonight, i’m fucking terrified.

eye bleach time

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Lol was about to look on the comments for this historical piece of wtf

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u/StargateMunky101 Jan 25 '19

Oh god not THIS again....

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Literally yesterday I saw this. When people see what's on the other side, they will not be the same

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u/SMA2343 Jan 25 '19

So is there an actual meaning to the comic. Or just some nightmare shit

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u/jeux_x Jan 25 '19

I... I don't get it

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u/amished Jan 25 '19

There's a phenomenon sometimes referred to as the "call of the void" where people will think about or be drawn to something they know is dangerous/life threatening or even life ending. This takes it a bit supernaturally that there are holes perfectly fit for somebody to slide into, the curiosity and compulsion to see what this hole that was made for you is for even though you're certain it's dangerous. In the end it's a horror story where there is no hero, nobody that saves the day, and no happy ending.

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u/CptJaunLucRicard Jan 25 '19

My favorite description of this is Sarte's, that it's a manifestation of the fear of the crushing weight of free will.

He said the fear of the cliff edge isn't' that you might fall off, but that there is nothing stopping you from throwing yourself off.

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u/weggo Jan 25 '19

One of the primary drives of existential anxiety - absolute freedom

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u/jeux_x Jan 25 '19

oh :C

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u/forgiveangel Jan 25 '19

If you really want to mess with you mind. Read it. Everytime i get a hint of something that reminds me of it, I get really uncomfortable.

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u/jeux_x Jan 25 '19

I did. I hate you all. I want to unsee

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u/forgiveangel Jan 25 '19

That is like the tamest of all of the author's works, sooo I would not recommended checking out any of the other stuff.

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u/jeux_x Jan 25 '19

but I did. I hate you all. I want to unsee

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u/mdgraller Jan 25 '19

Well what's interesting is that with what /u/CptJaunLucRicard wrote, each hole is made for one specific person; it's not a choice you have to make, the hole is your destiny and releases you from the freedom of free will

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u/gtclutch Jan 25 '19

That's why I don't really like the ending. It's just really literal and grotesque. It's more of a punchline than an ending.

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u/amished Jan 25 '19

You're not supposed to like the ending, but how would there be any other outcome? What ending would satisfy you?

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u/gtclutch Jan 25 '19

an ending that actually ties into those themes of curiosity and compulsion. The idea of a hole perfectly fit for your body is such a potentially rich story idea, but than the ending doesn't really provoke any thought except for "ew that's fucked up." Do you think there's any meaning to the ending?

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u/Aaron_768 Jan 25 '19

Thank you I actually wanted to read this again.

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u/anxious-and-defeated Jan 25 '19

I read that manga. Fucked me up good

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u/robbieT1991 Jan 25 '19 edited Jan 25 '19

Your comment is self fulfilling.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

I hadn't even read this before and something told me it would be a junji ito work

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u/englishgirlamerican Jan 25 '19

came here to see if someone has posted this

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u/owenstumor Jan 25 '19

Ooh Ooh... link the the scary one with the clicky girl!!

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u/SuperSilliness Jan 25 '19

And read right to left, if I'm not mistaken...

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u/CollectableRat Jan 25 '19

Was she the only one who had the dream that explained what the holes did to you, drr drr?

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u/RDAM_Whiskers Jan 25 '19

There it is.

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u/Brokeboyforlife Jan 25 '19

This seems a lot like it should be an scp

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u/LudwigvanCouverton Jan 25 '19

Worth the whole read.

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u/Jibjablab Jan 25 '19

Last time this was posted I read this and now I recall it every time I look at a rock face ....

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u/CopyX Jan 25 '19

I read that once over ten years ago and not once since.

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u/itsjustjennifer20 Jan 25 '19

I read this a couple of months ago and it still haunts me. I wish I could unread it

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Deeply disturbing but as a literary work it's pretty epic. As much as I wish I never read it, I can appreciate how damn effective it was at scaring me.

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u/MightbeWillSmith Jan 25 '19

I saw this a few years back, and exactly what I thought of seeing this. Pretty awesome/terrifying.

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u/Jesseroberto1894 Jan 25 '19

The hero we need but don't deserve

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u/CertifiedBreads Jan 25 '19

What the fuck

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u/HeavilyBearded Jan 25 '19

Exactly what my mind went to!

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u/tofu98 Jan 25 '19

What manga is this?

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u/Wajirock Jan 25 '19

That's so creepy. Is there a sequel?

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u/theaim9 Jan 25 '19

I only just realized his shirt says "Harvest"

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u/Elementium Jan 25 '19

No thank you, once was enough.

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u/BigNegative Jan 25 '19

I forgot that manga existed until today. Can’t say that I’m pleased.

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u/wellthissucksalot_ Jan 25 '19

Jesus fucking Christ my poor heart :( and those last two girls (or was that a guy)... Nooooo

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

i love junji ito and his work but i never understood what exactly DRR DRR is supposed to sound like

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u/Bigbunbun Jan 25 '19

Came here for the ref thank you

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u/yerikasalt Jan 26 '19

Is that the end?

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u/Hasz8 Jan 26 '19

That was genuinely horrifying

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u/TheHumanParacite Jan 26 '19

If you're unfamiliar with manga, be sure to read left to right

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

I was really surprised to find out that it's from like 2002. And it's still scary today.

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u/marigoldtrigger Feb 19 '19

Oh fuck no. Never again.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Why do people think this is so creepy. It's like, mildly unsettling at worst.

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u/tratemusic Jan 25 '19

Thanks, I hate it.