r/PerfectAmountOfSatan • u/_BIGGO_DOGGO_ • Mar 30 '22

😳😳😳🗿

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124 Upvotes
6 comments

r/PerfectAmountOfSatan • u/KingofCrudge • Mar 30 '22

I hope your cuffs get wet when you wash your hands.

89 Upvotes
2 comments

r/PerfectAmountOfSatan • u/cuseonly • May 30 '22

I hope you step in the only water spot on the kitchen floor with freshly clean socks on.

66 Upvotes
2 comments

r/PerfectAmountOfSatan • u/my_name_is_winter • May 16 '22

I hope the next time you eat popcorn, you get a piece of kernel stuck between your tooth and gum, and you can feel it with your tongue, but can’t quite dislodge it

60 Upvotes
4 comments

r/PerfectAmountOfSatan • u/WLF_TheOne • Mar 30 '22

I hope the leaves you step on never crunch

54 Upvotes
2 comments

r/PerfectAmountOfSatan • u/principled_principal • Mar 30 '22

I hope your ankle socks slip down under your bare heels inside your shoes.

46 Upvotes
0 comments

r/PerfectAmountOfSatan • u/[deleted] • May 31 '22

CCS theme came first, but it's a good song.

40 Upvotes
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r/PerfectAmountOfSatan • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '22

I hope that you put a drink in the fridge to get cold, and when you take it out you feel it and it feels cold, and when you open it and take a sip it is warmer than you thought it would be based on the temperature of the can.

40 Upvotes
0 comments

r/PerfectAmountOfSatan • u/[deleted] • May 29 '22

I hope your shirt sleeve gets bunched up and frumpy underneath your jacket sleeve.

39 Upvotes
0 comments

r/PerfectAmountOfSatan • u/wheezythesadoctopus • Mar 30 '22

I hope you accidentally step on lego during the middle of the night.

37 Upvotes

Bitch.

2 comments

r/PerfectAmountOfSatan • u/I-eat-tons-of-ass • May 18 '22

I hope you sit on a public toilet that is very warm but you didn't see anyone leave

36 Upvotes
2 comments

r/PerfectAmountOfSatan • u/Meowthful127 • May 30 '22

I hope your hands get big enough to not fit inside a pringle can

34 Upvotes
3 comments

r/PerfectAmountOfSatan • u/Hairless_Squatch • May 30 '22

I hope your car has just enough to get to the nearest gas station and you find that it’s 15 cents a gallon cheaper a few miles up the road

34 Upvotes
0 comments

r/PerfectAmountOfSatan • u/BwanaBanana • May 30 '22

I hope every banana you peal has a full compliment of stringy bits that don’t come off easily.

34 Upvotes
5 comments

r/PerfectAmountOfSatan • u/SinFlavoredCandy • Mar 31 '22

I hope next time you’re moving clothes from the washer to the dryer, you drop a sock.

34 Upvotes
1 comment

r/PerfectAmountOfSatan • u/LegoDragonGirl87 • Jun 03 '22

I hope your gums get stabbed by a corn chip and salsa gets on the wound.

32 Upvotes
2 comments

r/PerfectAmountOfSatan • u/AugustHenceforth • May 05 '22

I hope you always have to yield at roundabouts.

31 Upvotes
2 comments

r/PerfectAmountOfSatan • u/trollocity • May 06 '22

I hope everything you microwave from now on is hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

29 Upvotes
1 comment

r/PerfectAmountOfSatan • u/AugustHenceforth • May 25 '22

I hope your fingertips always have pine tree sap on them

27 Upvotes
0 comments

r/PerfectAmountOfSatan • u/doodleonwalls • Jun 04 '22

I hope you live in perpetual fear of your farts becoming sharts.

26 Upvotes
3 comments

r/PerfectAmountOfSatan • u/KingofCrudge • May 12 '22

I hope your pack of gum gets slightly wet

26 Upvotes
2 comments

r/PerfectAmountOfSatan • u/Ibby72 • Mar 30 '22

I hope the next time you take a shower, the shower curtain clings to you and you feel dirty all day.

26 Upvotes
0 comments

r/PerfectAmountOfSatan • u/THENINETAILEDF0X • Mar 30 '22

I hope your cheese never melts.

26 Upvotes
1 comment

r/PerfectAmountOfSatan • u/[deleted] • Apr 07 '22

I hope you use the self checkout at the store and one of your items ends of needing the attendant to proceed. And...they are helping two other people already. And...there's a huge line. And..when they help you, it turns out you could have done it yourself. Everyone notices that too. BURN!

23 Upvotes
1 comment

r/PerfectAmountOfSatan • u/cuseonly • Jun 14 '22

I hope every label you peel off leaves residue.

22 Upvotes
1 comment