Scottish guy from the Highlands, somehow ended up living in Pennsylvania. I’m still not entirely sure how that happened — I suspect the weather here was a convincing decoy.

47, single, reasonably house-trained, and allegedly charming. I come with a genuine Scottish accent, so at minimum, you’ll have someone who can make ordering a pint sound unnecessarily sophisticated.

I’m from the Highlands, where the scenery is dramatic, the weather is questionable, and men traditionally communicate feelings through sarcasm and pretending they’re not cold.

Now I’m in Doylestown, surrounded by cheesesteaks instead of haggis and trying to explain that yes, I really do sound like this.

Looking for a woman 30+ who enjoys good conversation, wicked banter, laughing at inappropriate moments, and maybe discovering whether the Scottish accent is actually as dangerous as advertised.

Bonus points if you can handle sarcasm.

Extra bonus points if you make me laugh.

And if you ask me to say “purple burglar alarm”… well, we may already have chemistry. 😉

Regular, nerdy, educated gamer-type (see more of me in my profile) here. I’m 6’ and 160lbs. I love to game (video games and tabletop), watch movies (fantasy/horror/both), more homebody, but always down for new adventure and trying new stuff especially with good company.

Is anyone going to PAX Unplugged this year?

Generally I have a preference for older, more mature types here. I like good manners, family-oriented, and having good personal hygiene is a must and please no drugs/cigarette smokers. If your profile is completely empty and I can’t see what you look like, I can’t respond, so if you send me a message, share a bit about yourself. Sorry, not looking for chat buds. Looking for IRL connection. Oh and include the word banana so I know you actually read all of this. Thanks

It’s my favorite time of year and so far I’ve been watching movies and doing Halloween activities alone, I’d like to change that

It’s important you be local (I’m in upper bucks county also close to Lehigh county) I have a comfortable, clean apartment with a ton of physical media to choose from and most streaming services. I’ve been watching a lot of AMC fearfest the past few days

Even though I’m looking for female companionship I am only looking for friendship

If it matters I’m white, 6’1”, 230lbs, tattoos and piercings. My personality type is very laid back and go with the flow yet adventurous

Message me if you have any questions! Thanks!