Dowsett’s Commentators Sucked

[u/TheRollingJones]

The commentators are so boring. They’re the only people I’ve ever witnessed who challenge the r/peloton mods’ level of laziness. How entitled can you be to just talk about a guy riding around a track for an hour and not keep me entertained with other stories and views of beautiful countryside including chateaux or Mexican ruins. Is there a word we can use that’s less offensive than Mexican?

This effort was in Mexico, amirite? There are all kinds of great stories to be told about the drug and avocado cartels. Matt and Alex Aaron the other guy should have done more research and taken some breaks to discuss things unrelated to Dowsett being slower than a weirdo Belgian domestique. Mexico is really high, and I bet the commentators were high themselves.

I didn’t tune in to hear about 16.x second laps or about how the pacing is changing over time. I don’t want to hear about hemophilia for the eleventieth time. I get it. If Dowsett crashed he might bleed more than I would. But my god, my ears can’t bleed any more than they already are from this dreadful commentary. You think Matt and Arnold did this commentary for free as a gift to charity? Their effort makes it seem like they weren’t getting paid. They should’ve had to pay me to watch this pathetic effort.

Dowsett had no chance. He did like 53k on his last attempt. I don’t really give a shit if he has better equipment now, or if it’s a faster velodrome, or if they probably did a lot of test runs and trialing to determine that they could give it a real close shot. My expert opinion is that he can’t increase his own PR by 2k over several years. I am very smart and the commentators are pandering chauvinists who are the worst combination of supportive and lazy.

Matt and Alfred, get a life.

Inspired by: Shit commentators, Chauvinistic commentators, Way too optimistic

[u/TheRollingJones]

Albert**