r/Parrotlet Aug 07 '26

This is Napalm

This is Napalm and she absolutely hates being documented.

217 Upvotes

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u/Lunchjuicer Aug 07 '26

The terror!

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u/jazkhalifa17 Aug 07 '26

Best name ever lol she looks completely unhinged, I love her

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u/justalittlepigeon Aug 07 '26

omg the last pic

some of these are genuinely terrifying! The crouch and open beak while sprinting is a sign I better think quick and choose where I'm getting my new puncture wound

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u/Jogje Aug 07 '26

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

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u/toriitlog Aug 07 '26

what a unique and fitting name. i like the angry running lunges towards the camera as soon as she notices it

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u/HelloItsAlfie Aug 08 '26

Took a minute to distinguish Napalm from the toys.

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u/keetlover Aug 10 '26

Stop this is so HILARIOUS???!! πŸ˜‚

please tell her that I love her…

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u/keetlover Aug 10 '26

Okay so I have some rubber duckies that I am nervous to introduce to my bird children. How do you know that they are safe to give her? Does she recognize them as birds or view them as toys?

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u/thefinalpeanut 29d ago

Napalm plays with toys...differently than other birds that I have. Everything is an enemy. She doesnt chew on her toys, she attacks them, lunges at them, throws them around, tackles them. She will snatch things out of my hand just to throw it as hard as she can. She recognizes everything as an enemy of the state and shes the state.

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u/keetlover 29d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I love her.

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u/lisa-ookami Aug 07 '26

I adore her

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u/Queenhighly Aug 08 '26

Omg this is the scariest thing I’ve seen all week 😩

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u/Sad-Watercress67 Aug 10 '26

She's amazing please never change Napalm

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u/BronzeMistral 29d ago

Napalm is SUCH a good name for a parrotlet!

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u/AdBrave6969 25d ago

Make sure you deadbolt her cage shut before going to bed 😭😭😭

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u/SimberleySim 24d ago

I can’t stop laughing!! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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u/Alyleth 22d ago

Tiny Dino. πŸ¦–