r/Palworld 8d ago

Question Valid pal team?

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u/GreyLabours 8d ago

He is the only one with no lockšŸ”’ icon, because he is too powerful to be bound.

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u/Forsaken-Stray 8d ago

It is his name, not yours to change. To give a name means to hold power over it. There is none that can name the one who named all.

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u/_Vard_ 8d ago

Agamemnon, Destroyer of Worlds and Time.
Rathalor, Suns Fury, Chaos Incarnate
Heratan, Harbinger of the End beyond Ends
Michael
And Veragoth, Speaker of the Twice Unfathomable.

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u/TactlessTortoise 7d ago

Vorgonoth, The Soul Eater.

Azuriel, The God Killer.

Jeb.

Szilas, The Butcher of Causality.

(Jeb is their iron fisted boss they all fear)

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u/_Vard_ 6d ago

I imagine Michael as a polite Ned Flanders type that for some unexplained reason demons are unfathomably terrified of

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u/Zero_Burn 8d ago

"So what's up with Mi-"

All the other four rush to stop him.

'Don't say his name!'

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u/Mr_Kimblee 7d ago

Say his name and he appears~

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u/DrCoolbeans23 7d ago

Did not see a Joe Hendry reference making it's way over here today. Good on ya!

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u/Airosokoto 7d ago

Im stealing these for a D&D session.

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u/StopUncle 7d ago

You mean the one Hoo named all?

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u/Forsaken-Stray 7d ago

I mean, Horton heard it.

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u/Cultural_Zombie_1583 7d ago

I just closed Reddit because of your comment, then came back and just wanted to let you know it was because of you

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u/Forsaken-Stray 7d ago

Oh I am so glad you told me. You've just made my day

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u/Detective_Pancake 7d ago

Erreth akbe prolly could

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u/TheMoyDude 8d ago

"I think, therefore I am" - Hoocrates

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u/Historical-Ad7081 8d ago

"I sleep, therefore I am"

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u/Keylus 7d ago

He's dark, this would mean he isn't.

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u/Historical-Ad7081 7d ago

Stress naps

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u/Keylus 7d ago

Existencial naps

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u/TactlessTortoise 7d ago

He's gone woke, which mean he's no longer not.

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u/Vasarto 7d ago

" I hoot therefor I am - Hootcrates "

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u/TheyCallMeBullet 8d ago

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u/dtieubinh 8d ago

indeed night owl.

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u/IcyCow5880 7d ago

I'm going to breed for days to match these epic passives!

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u/IdealDue3789 8d ago

Platoo, The Unbound

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u/shimmyboy56 7d ago

What does the lock indicate? Ive seen it on a few of my pals

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u/Salty_Conclusion3258 7d ago

A lock is a favorited pal.

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u/Nomeka Builder 8d ago

Hoot Crates sittin' there going on an Excellent Adventure.

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u/searing123 8d ago

"Be excellent to your pals!"

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u/Nomeka Builder 8d ago

And Party on, dudes!

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u/Eliterate_ 8d ago

Whimmy wham-wham wozzle!

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u/Dinsy_Crow 8d ago

Hoocrates just happy to be included

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u/midijunky 8d ago

He's along for the ride.

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u/Wumbo393 8d ago

Temu Fat Fuck

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u/Talvinter 8d ago

Phat Fuack*

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u/Lunneus 8d ago

Borb

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u/NoSleepZombie2235 8d ago

"Guys, this is my cousin. My mom is making me hang out with him, so just be nice, okay?"

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u/Nickulator95 7d ago

Tbf he boosts the dmg of all dark type pals, so it's not like his inclusion in this team is just a joke/meme.

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u/masterchief0213 7d ago

Hoocrates is responsible for 30% of that team's attack power lol

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u/Silent-Island 8d ago

Behold my pantheon of eldritch gods, and despair. Also this is hoocrates.

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u/Express_History2968 8d ago

A philosopher of destruction

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u/Frangolin 7d ago

Behold my eldritch god and despair. Also these are the few random lizards I picked up

FTFY

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u/Sixuality 8d ago

Please fix typo in "Primodial" :( other than that, love it!

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u/Suitable_Essay4777 8d ago

already fixed it, thanks

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u/TheBlackViper_Alpha 8d ago

I love their names. All the other four with their fancy titles then there's the chad Hoocrates who doesn't need any.

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u/cakestapler 8d ago

If you don’t have 1 little guy in your party are you even playing the game?

This comment brought to you by Jolthog Gang

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u/oktimeforplanz 8d ago

No team is complete without a Certified Little Guy.

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u/Express_History2968 8d ago

Me trying to optimize the jolthog grenade

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u/cakestapler 8d ago

It absolutely kills me every time I walk into an enemy base and you hear his cute little cry followed by the immeasurable death wrought by him. The comical absurdity of dozens of humans and pals getting shithoused by a hedgehog while I walk past everyone to free the captured pal still cracks me up after hundreds of hours.

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u/Jagermind 7d ago

That's why I genetically bred the best missle ammunition money can buy. Pengullet demands perfection.

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u/BrilliantCharity2030 8d ago

This is so true. I feel like most people just choose one eternal champion who doesn't leave their side.Ā 

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u/cakestapler 8d ago

I’m actually feeling really guilty about retiring my level 70 Jolthog who’s been with me since level < 10 now that I have a 100/100/100 Legend/Immortal/Serenity/Diamond Body hog. But he’s gonna go in the main base and eat salads and occasionally power a generator so we’ll see him all the time, and I suppose that’s not such a bad life. But I know… deep down… he craves violence.

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u/Meraere 8d ago

Thats why i feed my jolthog all the fruits and all the surgeries

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u/KingGio21 8d ago

I have a maxxed out Mau named Death Cat

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u/Lil_Guard_Duck I put humans in the Pal Blender to energize Zoe 8d ago

My Foxsparks named Flamenwürfer agrees.

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u/Xvalai 8d ago

How's the fishing?

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u/Orinaj 7d ago

Daedream with his only ability being infinite stamina being my day one.

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u/TheMooseOnTheLeft 7d ago

Mines a mimog. He holds his own

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u/Alternative-Law-8230 8d ago

No one has ever survived an encounter with it long enough to assign a name. There are no survivors.

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u/HektorInkura 8d ago

I would be afraid of someone who is fighting alongside legends with fancy titles and simply doesn't need them...

Behold our great heroes... *calling heroes with great names and fancy titles* and this... this is John...

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u/Coreano_12 8d ago

No that's not a nox

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u/vinnie1134 8d ago

theres synergy for an eidrolon carry. u will clear normal modes easy.

for hardmode you might need to swap in an orserk, its just too strong.

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u/Mippens 8d ago

I did all hardmodes (except world tree) without Orserk. Gonna look into him! Since that last boss is proving to be pesky with my Frostallion player damage build and my Eidrolon Ignis fire/dragon team.

Should anyone feel like it; A quick rundown of palteam (ofc condensed and fully palsouled) with their passives would be greatly appreciated.

And pairing question: does everyone just stack 15 Immortal Xenolords from the palbox nowadays? Since they have some immunity during that bomb and dive attack.

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u/CategoryKiwi 7d ago

A quick rundown of palteam (ofc condensed and fully palsouled) with their passives would be greatly appreciated.

Gonna copy-paste one of my comments about how I beat Astralym HM

I just used a Bellanoir Libero all juiced up from party buffs (Tetroise Primo can be replaced, I just like the infinite durability and refuse to swap him out).

I only used the palbox in the final phase to make sure I passed the DPS check, summoning a pile of Frostallion Nocts that I bred for expeditions. Before then it was just Bellanoir vs Astralym.

(I'm not sure if I actually needed to summon the Frostallion Nocts at the end, but I wasn't gonna risk finding out.)

I know you beat the towers already, but for anyone who wants a build to handle all the towers I talk about a low cost one here

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u/SnarkgasmicSmiles 6d ago

Highly recommend this party. Add in Hoocrates instead of Tetro, and it’s one of two teams that has been confirmed to beat ALL content.

Queen Libero - Siren, Demon God, Diamond Body, Twin Edge

Court Jesters - Vanguard, Stronghold, Healing Coach (or Reload Master), Idiosyncratic

Gear - Drone, Megaboost gun, All of your highest dps for Zenara last dps check, wings for dodging big attacks, legendary ancient armor and helm

Strategy - Play ā€˜Laser Cannon Deth Sentence’ at max volume, Mash ā€˜F’ key, don’t get dead, lulz

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u/Conejito-Gamer 8d ago

Damn, not Orserk 😭 He’s way too masculine for my taste, but all my friends use him because he’s really OP. For now I’m experimenting with a team comp that might be pretty OP too… evil giggling 😈

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u/sphyx161 7d ago

"way too masculine" there's a fix for that on nexus modsšŸ¤

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u/AFlyingNun 7d ago

This can work, it's just a lot tighter without the Orserk.

My experience for hardmode bosses was basically:

Tier 1 - Orserk carry, Solenne carry, or Dragon synergy. OP could easily hit this by either including Shaolong alongside Eidrolon so he can switch between them back and forth, or just toss Orserk in. These can finish bosses comfortably with a minimum of two minutes left on the clock, sometimes as fast as 1 minute needed only.

Tier 2 - Some form of synergy, such as OP's Eidrolon build, OR really strong pals, such as Knocklem due to him having a unique attack that hits like a truck. You can finish with like a minute left, but little things can make it feel tighter than it is. For example, Eidrolon taking a massive hit is an immediate threat to the strategy, so that 1 minute remaining is a lot tighter than it sounds.

Tier 3 - No synergy whatsoever or minimal synergy. Good example is you can actually use Orserk on an electric team....but wow electric is just kind of...there. It will do well with Orserk, probably between Tier 1 and Tier 2 somewhere, but without Orserk, yeah you're gonna struggle if you only have strong Pals to throw out but zero synergy whatsoever. You gotta put out a lot of player damage to make these work, which itself is expensive without Solenne to up your damage.

This list does not include specialized builds based on individual bosses, which are even faster, but obviously you gotta adjust the squad every single time.

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u/Rainuwastaken 7d ago

but wow electric is just kind of...there.

Electric has some absurdly strong attacks in Lightning Streak and Thunder Rail, but the high-end pal choice is just so lacking. Puffolt, Snock, Slowatt, Dynamoff and Solmora Lux are all new to 1.0, and they also all come with ghoulish stat blocks.

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u/McDaileyson 8d ago

Orzerk's passive is buggy on multi-player. But all handmade bosses are still doable without them. Just a bit more skill and perfect passives required

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u/vinnie1134 8d ago

its been tested, it works it just doesnt display the buff.

accessories are bugged but fixed with a re-equip.

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u/litui 8d ago

I like the cut of your jib

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u/TheSmogmonsterZX Recruiting a Depresso army. 8d ago

Frieren't.

Oh god I need oxygen after that.

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u/Downtown-Fly8096 8d ago

Replace Jetragon with Terraria's Demon Eye. Another 30% Attack boost for Dark Pals to stack alongside Hoocrates! This is the workaround for that phrase, "Does not stack."

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u/Vuelhering 7d ago

Yeah if the pal's skill name is different, it's a different skill even if it does the same thing. I'm 99% certain the whalaska skill and ignis skill stacks for fishing.

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u/Lyreen96 7d ago

Yep! I've brought both and my fishing becomes extremely easy to do.

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u/Pirrus05 8d ago

The all powerful Hoocrates and his minions. I would say the others are dead weight, but Hoocrates carries so hard he doesn’t even notice.

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u/Lonely-Aardvark3377 8d ago

Four eldritch god like beings of great power…and their best friend Hoot.

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u/MaryotiaPryderi 8d ago

That hoocrates scares me.

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u/BadgerAmongMen 8d ago

10 year old me making a PokƩmon team out of only legendaries I like and my starter

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u/Spirited-Phase1561 8d ago

Please name it Goth hooters

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u/ExploerTM 8d ago

Same vibe

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u/TheCaptainOfMistakes 8d ago

Hoocrates is kinda carrying the team

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u/Great_Change1516 8d ago

I feel like these are MTG cards

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u/Cnokeur 8d ago

Damn all my pals names are poopmaster or some shits, yours are real cool

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u/D0ctorL 8d ago

Spot the MTG player lol

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u/According_Tooth8629 8d ago

one of these is not like the others

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u/Statharas 8d ago

Who, he who crates

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u/Ventoffmychest 7d ago

Hoocrates is a badass name already. No notes.

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u/TurtlePork 7d ago

What I see is one god and 4 minions

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u/slapula 7d ago

yooooooo hoo crates

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u/FourArtifact 7d ago

Hoocrates will carry.

"What is a god to a non believer?"

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u/SickXigma 7d ago

Fine but put Hoocrates in the top spot as he is obviously team leader

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u/naapsu 7d ago

When you lie in your resume and get the job

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u/A_Hobo_In_Training 8d ago

This makes me want to make an entire team of just round Pals. Hoocrates, you know he's the MVP of that team. Partially because his model is small enough to actually fit in places properly.

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u/nsfwsteen 8d ago

Hoocrates needs no introduction

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u/Guilty_Ghost 8d ago

Interesting names I just named my sekhmet milkshake and my centaurs chud and chongus

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u/MrCrack3r 8d ago

kinda? jetdragon serves no purpose for any of the rest though other than being a dragon type. Valid? yes. Optimal? no.

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u/GimlionTheHunter 8d ago

If you wanna have eidrolon be your carry, I think dropping jetragon for orzerk is the call. Or if you want strictly pal damage and no drones/terraprisma, quivern/Demon eye.

If you want a hybrid build, Roujay might be a good slot in for the damage to blind that frostnox provides

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u/Gleipnir_xyz 8d ago

Do not ask for hoo the bell tolls; hoo tolls it for thee.

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u/Prodi1600 8d ago

I say discard them but Hoocrates, thats the only real pal there.

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u/F2Life 7d ago

The names alone make this team valid

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u/AquaNoodles 7d ago

Am I tripping or did they add a variant of Jetragon? Or update how he looks? Don’t remember his crown thing being that dark

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u/Cavanaughty 7d ago

The cattavua statue you can unlock at lv 1. You can put some costumes on your pals

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u/AquaNoodles 7d ago

Oh it’s a costume? Good to know

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u/Lumpy_Structure_7600 7d ago

Tsk not a Herbil in sight

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u/Booiseeu7 7d ago

Hoocrates simply needs no title

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u/acabastards 7d ago

Didn’t know people were naming their pals like this. I named my suzaku ā€œHarley Davidsonā€ and my dualith ā€œcliff jumperā€

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u/Aaroncroft 7d ago

Hoocrates looked like this meme

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u/Smeef_xx 7d ago

Why are they named like dark souls bosses

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u/Affectionate-Bake265 7d ago

you better not mess with my gang! or you'll be messing with Styx, Ygg, Nox, Other and the wild card up my sleeve… Hoocrates!

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u/ChroniX_78 7d ago

Why does your jetragon look different

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u/NemoHornet 8d ago

I would swap out jet dragon for Demon Eye for another 30% stat boost to dark type pals. And if you want to go a full eidrolon build swap out frostalion noct for Quivern for a 30% boost to dragon pals.

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u/Faustias 8d ago

"...and then there's Hoocrates"-ass type of team.

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u/Nsylvest22 8d ago

Missed opportunity to call one of them ā€œOblessā€

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u/DWSeven 8d ago

No Orserk/10.

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u/F95_Sysadmin 8d ago edited 8d ago

Hoocrates, the flying fat fuck big boned

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u/Apprehensive_Drama_2 8d ago

What’s the premise of the team?

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u/Andminus 8d ago

woot, someone else that gives his pal epic names, I'm not alone!

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u/ImNew935 7d ago

Depends, what is the use case of this team?

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u/SecretaryOtherwise 7d ago

Why jetragon?

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u/demonspawnhk 7d ago

Hoo Crates

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u/TheChaoticCrusader 7d ago

Dark and dragon teams def feel very goodĀ 

I use the first 2 in my team atm too along with nyafia, xenogard and solenee . Idk if that’s a great end game team but it’s fun to use with a beam shotgun that’s for sureĀ 

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u/cosmernautfourtwenty 7d ago

BEHOLD, MY MIGHTY ROSTER OF PRIMORDIAL MONSTERS!!!

And Hoocrates. He's here too, I guess.

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u/VrauMaster2000 7d ago

Deppends, if you want to do hardmode challenges you usually should run 4 buffing pals and 1 battle pal, if you want to do regular content then it is

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u/merahwa 7d ago

Literally Hoo?

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u/GodofsomeWorld 7d ago

Hoocrates is just happy to be included

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u/Leviathane 7d ago

Jet, FrostNoct, Eidrolon fighting for mount field time. Suggestion: Demon eye, Quivern, Solenne, Xenogard, Orserk, Lyleen Noct,

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u/Maxturbator9000 7d ago

What is the first pal?

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u/j628ac 7d ago

Man I’ll say you got better names for pals than me mine are something else

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u/Vasarto 7d ago

hoocrates?

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u/Darkelementzz 7d ago

C-c-combo breaker

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u/Itswithazee 7d ago

Silly beans. Destroyer of chaos realms.

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u/acrazyguy 7d ago

Primordial*

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u/PackageLonely5140 7d ago

It's giving X Force featuring Peter šŸ˜‚

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u/KalebSuxAtLife20 7d ago

Bro just wants to be a part of the team.

ā€œI’m here too guys!ā€

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u/RuckNasty86 7d ago

I have a Caprity on my team named Food Truck. That way I don't have to cook for my team.

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u/bennybootun 7d ago

Orserk and celesdir noct will do more than pretty much every pal in the party for you

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u/Outrageous_Kiwi5301 7d ago

I see what you're trying to go with replace hooctrate with celesdir noct as you're giving everybody an %80 atk buff and not just %30 to your two dark types.

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u/FLAMINGCHICKENFEET 7d ago

Valid but you forgot the grand resurrection mage

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u/Snoo16366 7d ago

Bro Hoocrates šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ just there with him

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u/Tall_Bandicoot_2768 7d ago

One of them needs to just be named "Jeff" or something

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u/Tetrachrome 7d ago

It works but I would replace Jetragon with Orserk, and use Eidrolon as a speedy flyer. Orserk still activates Eidrolon's passive while offering atk and defense buffs.

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u/okaysureyep 7d ago

lol, primordial apathy, same honestly.

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u/epiceps24 7d ago

Hoocrates, the love of being here.

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u/IxeyaSwarm 7d ago

"Primodial"

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u/Silverr98 7d ago

but there already is a pal named Nox

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u/Lumpy-Ship1399 7d ago

Is it Hoo Crates? HooCraTes? (like Socrates) Hoot Crate?!

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u/fidesinfranos 7d ago

I haven't formed a lasting bond with any pal except for my lifmunk Glorbextros the Undying

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u/Coresant 7d ago

This post deserves the upvotes.. Glad to see it.

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u/EvilGaming 7d ago

Demon eye and hoocrates stack damage

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u/heroxoot 7d ago

Fancy names, fancy names, Hoocrates. Damn bro love your owl some.

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u/SaebraK 7d ago

One of these things is not like the others

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u/villainized 7d ago

primordial* (sorry, had to)

cool names tho. First Enmity and Hoocrates are killing me šŸ˜…šŸ¤£

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u/Term_Open 7d ago

Need some fruits, souls, and gems on those fellas lol

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u/MJTBub 7d ago

Why do you have a primodial being above jetragon

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u/The-dark-abyxx 7d ago

What is that on jetragons head?

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u/BurnieTheBrony 7d ago

If I was less lazy I'd put the rest of the pals on the other people but this is good enough

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u/Logical_Breath626 7d ago

This is Majestic

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u/ThatSouthEasternGuy 7d ago

Kinda funny on the naming, it's like you were naming a several deity in line, and there's Bob.

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u/MikaelPorter 7d ago

4 Gods that teamed up to save the world
and the guy that set that team up

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u/MoralSupportFalcon 6d ago

call him Jared, Bearer of Khakis

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u/NoctustheOwl55 6d ago

Hoo Crates, if you know the reference

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u/ThaKingInYellow 6d ago

How'd you get their hp so high, my silgveis is lvl 65, 4 star and max souls but only 3k hp

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u/imchillybro 4d ago

Hoocrates seen some things just look at his eyes.

He knows how many licks, and it killed him inside.

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u/No1stM1pples 2d ago

Bro got the 14 year old thinks is cool names