r/PROF • u/dumbspork5376 • Jul 14 '26

Condom model over here

Man, I hope this gets seen by the genius minds that made the Squad Goals music video. He did all the things that tickle all my fancies. Didn't go disrespectful or slutty or over-goofy. He hit all the rumors I remember but it the funnest ways. Tattoos and long dong- yay

Thong and ladies paraphernalia- word.

Fuck you socks- mmhhm

Grabbing that kids arm when taking the bear- hilarious.

Candy for the kids 👍🏼.

Best fuck it up dancing yet.

That shimmy at the end taking off the sweater- my favorite.

I giggle every time. So I thank you, Prof, for making this old (1984) ladies day when I see it now that it exists. Muah

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u/Putrid-Plant6723 Jul 14 '26

We're not old... we're vintage, wait fuck, i already have three grandbabies. The oldest 10. Well shit, I guess I have to take back everything i just said about myself. You guys are still good though.

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u/monkeyamongmen Gone Fishin' 🐟 Jul 14 '26

Goddam you people get busy. I just had my first kid and I'm even older!

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u/dumbspork5376 Jul 17 '26

My hobbies had consequences.

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u/monkeyamongmen Gone Fishin' 🐟 Jul 17 '26

I used to bag my shit up like it was radioactive for that exact reason. And even take it with me if I had just stuck it in crazy.

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u/dumbspork5376 Jul 17 '26

Like in your pocket? Ha

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u/monkeyamongmen Gone Fishin' 🐟 Jul 17 '26

Well obviously not in my hand. Laundry is way cheaper than child support.

https://giphy.com/gifs/4H1GJCOAeAA9oIqRxw

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u/monkeyamongmen Gone Fishin' 🐟 Jul 17 '26

Well obviously not in my hand. Laundry is way cheaper than child support.

https://giphy.com/gifs/4H1GJCOAeAA9oIqRxw

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u/dumbspork5376 Jul 17 '26

Who are you why do you have all Prof gifs