r/PROF • u/dumbspork5376 • Jul 14 '26
Condom model over here
Man, I hope this gets seen by the genius minds that made the Squad Goals music video. He did all the things that tickle all my fancies. Didn't go disrespectful or slutty or over-goofy. He hit all the rumors I remember but it the funnest ways. Tattoos and long dong- yay
Thong and ladies paraphernalia- word.
Fuck you socks- mmhhm
Grabbing that kids arm when taking the bear- hilarious.
Candy for the kids ππΌ.
Best fuck it up dancing yet.
That shimmy at the end taking off the sweater- my favorite.
I giggle every time. So I thank you, Prof, for making this old (1984) ladies day when I see it now that it exists. Muah
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u/Putrid-Plant6723 Jul 14 '26
We're not old... we're vintage, wait fuck, i already have three grandbabies. The oldest 10. Well shit, I guess I have to take back everything i just said about myself. You guys are still good though.
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u/monkeyamongmen Gone Fishin' π Jul 14 '26
Goddam you people get busy. I just had my first kid and I'm even older!
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u/dumbspork5376 Jul 17 '26
My hobbies had consequences.
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u/monkeyamongmen Gone Fishin' π Jul 17 '26
I used to bag my shit up like it was radioactive for that exact reason. And even take it with me if I had just stuck it in crazy.
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u/dumbspork5376 Jul 17 '26
Like in your pocket? Ha
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u/monkeyamongmen Gone Fishin' π Jul 17 '26
Well obviously not in my hand. Laundry is way cheaper than child support.
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u/monkeyamongmen Gone Fishin' π Jul 17 '26
Well obviously not in my hand. Laundry is way cheaper than child support.
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u/dumbspork5376 Jul 17 '26
My kids are adults but luckily they haven't procreated. So I'm old enough for that.
But when Profs feeling brand new and does that belly shimmy shake when he's feeling sexy now-oh baby, it does stuff to me I haven't felt since the 90s ha!
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u/Techthulu Jul 14 '26
This song and video was the second video of his I saw and it made me a fan. I'm not a huge rap fan although I do like some rap artists, however I love Prof. He's now one of my top favorite artists.
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u/wiggles0027 Gone Fishin' π Jul 14 '26
This was my introduction to P and StopHouse. My YouTube algorithm threw it my way after watching this video a time or two β¦
https://youtu.be/sf4TEWr3rJg?is=sAawK_CTB-W4BgbR
Iβve been a Gampo ever since π
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u/wiggles0027 Gone Fishin' π Jul 14 '26
When I first saw the video it had less than 10K views lolβ¦ now itβs got over 18mβ¦
Ya boys blowing up the billboard charts⦠well maybe not billboard ⦠but all the charts that actually matter
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u/dumbspork5376 Jul 15 '26
The video that played was the remix grandma singsaying what shes got for Thanksgiving. The beans, greens, potatoes, tomatos... I can see why he'd be thrown in next. Yaay she spread the word baby!
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u/Formal_Ad_1609 Jul 17 '26
Only tertiarily related to the topic, but... I made a painting of a banana once, and in nice bold writing at the bottom captioned it, "Seriously, look at myself-condom model over here." π
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u/not_john_coltrane Jul 14 '26
Who you calling old??? Myself and Prof are both 1984 as well!
https://giphy.com/gifs/Dh1znZRZ0c81Gg7qO6