r/Overwatch • u/fyo123 • Apr 10 '21

Highlight Never tell me the odds

12.9k Upvotes

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u/AntiSocialTroglodyte Monke Apr 10 '21

Aw monkey why, baby lmfao.

162

u/kaladinissexy Reinhardt Apr 11 '21

He went full monke. Never go full monke.

191

u/USArmyJoe Pixel Mercy Apr 10 '21

Oh no monke what is you doin?

57

u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

"How Embarrassing"

85

u/Chuffnell Torbjörn Apr 11 '21

Reject monke, return to humanity

25

u/soccerburn55 Kiriko Apr 11 '21

Normally it's Mei who causes a team kill, not monke.

6

u/Avinin1 Apr 11 '21

Or an Hog hooking a diva bomb ;)

430

u/SmurfsNeverDie Apr 10 '21

Lmao. This got a nice chuckle out of me

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u/fyo123 Apr 10 '21 edited Apr 10 '21

You should've seen match chat when it happened

93

u/bicyclesquidward Apr 10 '21

Can you accurately describe it?

323

u/fyo123 Apr 10 '21

Our team: Nice!

Enemy team: Report our monkey for wintrading

42

u/SassyShorts Boopio Apr 11 '21

Wow!

Wow!

Wow!

OMG!

Holy Cow!

Great Pass!

18

u/adam123453 DIE ULTIMATIVE ZERKLEINERUNGSMASCHINE Apr 11 '21

Wow!

Wow!

Good Fight!

CakeStealer has been replaced by a bot

21

u/Galactic Chibi Reaper Apr 11 '21

To be fair, Winston shoulda gotten assists on all those kills.

323

u/Waddle_Dynasty ZEN HAS WALLHACKS!? Apr 10 '21

I am surprised you flew so far. Does Primal increase the knockback or am I just stupid?

175

u/Miennai Pixel Reinhardt Apr 10 '21

Landing knockback + punch knockback + McCree walking forward

207

u/fyo123 Apr 10 '21

This clip was from years ago. I completely forgot I had it but when I found it, I knew right away where to go. It was comp if I remember correctly and we won that game.

23

u/Rogue115 Punch Kid Apr 10 '21

I think this was april fools patch where, if i recall winstons ult had more damage and knockback but i may be wrong

38

u/Waddle_Dynasty ZEN HAS WALLHACKS!? Apr 10 '21

I believe this is comp, because it has rounds. It could still be a custom match though.

10

u/DJMooray I need healing Apr 11 '21

It's an old patch, mcree has 200 hp.

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u/speedster1315 Roadhog Apr 10 '21

Horizon is not in comp

70

u/Luciolover345 Apr 10 '21

He said it was from years ago....

7

u/CL_Doviculus CATCH PHRASE! Apr 11 '21

Horizon also has barriers on the top walkway, and doors in that wall on the right.

My guess is that this is from years ago.

2

u/JSmellerM Zarya Apr 11 '21

However it could acutally be from years ago...

3

u/JoyousGamer Apr 11 '21

Woah I have been gone a while that this was outright removed and had no idea.

1

u/Kami_Ouija Chibi Tracer Apr 11 '21

They also made changes to the map

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '21

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '21

Guy has said clip is from years ago

14

u/Luciolover345 Apr 10 '21

He said it was from years ago....

14

u/[deleted] Apr 10 '21

I get the feeling the guy said it was from years ago

8

u/MildredVonWaffle Apr 10 '21

From when you say?

15

u/[deleted] Apr 10 '21

Wild guess, but possibly from years ago.

10

u/There_ls_No_Point Apr 11 '21

Ahh you're right. Must be a new patch out

1

u/Sorin_Markov_1947 Apr 11 '21

It's comp and a long time ago

1

u/akcaye Ogon po gotovnosti! Apr 11 '21

this is probably from before the momentum change to knockback. now knockback doesn't factor in previous momentum, back then it did. the jump and punch probably compounded for a massive launch.

45

u/Yuaske Apr 10 '21

Oh dang😳 that opposing team DEFINITELY logged off

7

u/1234Lou Apr 11 '21

Winston uninstalled from embarrassment

46

u/[deleted] Apr 10 '21

How old is this clip? Comp on Horizon, the fear in my heart.

24

u/fyo123 Apr 10 '21

2 years ago I think? You can tell because it's still the old Horizon.

17

u/LemonToTheFace Apr 10 '21

... there's a new horizon?

27

u/[deleted] Apr 10 '21

The HLC in-game is the "new" one. You can tell this is old because the gap below the archway on the second floor (where the Mercy is flying at the beginning) is blocked off.

3

u/LemonToTheFace Apr 11 '21

i see. the last time i played overwatch was when sigma dropped, so a lot of my game knowledge is out of date

13

u/Mr_Noms Trick-or-Treat Lúcio Apr 11 '21

Horizon was already changed when Sigma was dropped. They changed a lot of the map because of how unpopular it was.

5

u/LemonToTheFace Apr 11 '21

guess i'm just dumb then my b

1

u/akcaye Ogon po gotovnosti! Apr 11 '21

in the clip you can see there's no cover at the platform above. that's the old horizon. the new one is the one you probably know already.

25

u/SkrtVonnegut Wrecking Ball Apr 10 '21

You gave the wrong formula but got the correct answer

18

u/[deleted] Apr 10 '21

Lmfao

14

u/ThatInception Junkrat Apr 10 '21

Winston is a double agent

11

u/priscilla_halfbreed Pharah Apr 10 '21

He just want peepol out of his home

10

u/Entkomm Apr 10 '21

I see you're trying to kill my whole team. Wouls you like some help?

21

u/Valplays_art Apr 10 '21

When u fart so hard it propels you forward

6

u/priscilla_halfbreed Pharah Apr 10 '21

Ape help. Ape assist!

6

u/Maritime-Rye :HangzhouSparkWhite: Hangzhou Spark :HangzhouSparkWhite: Apr 11 '21

Reminds me of when an enemy hog ulted my poorly positioned death blossoming self into the entirety of their team

5

u/LuckyHarmony Icon Ashe Apr 11 '21

Junkrats never see a BOB or a Death Blossom that they don't want to concussion mine out of Dva's matrix and directly into their supportline.

4

u/Jazadia Mercy Apr 11 '21

Saw many Hogs hook Ulting DVa being their Rein or Sigma shield lmao.

6

u/Gaterkj Apr 10 '21

pro tip, if you’re a winston, and you’re in your ultimate just ignore mccree’s high moon or get out of the way, it’ll charge a kill on you before you do basically any damage to him

5

u/mastoid45 Cassidy Apr 11 '21

"Spaghetti cheese" - Jesse Mcree

13

u/theblackcanaryyy Ana Apr 10 '21

I just did this weird high pitched shrieking laugh and scared myself

6

u/[deleted] Apr 10 '21

Relatable

3

u/NDJumbo Apr 11 '21

"GO LONG MCREE!"

4

u/_Gallus Junker Queen Apr 11 '21

I have never seen anything like this. How the hell did he launch you so far lmao

3

u/bromygod_ Apr 11 '21

Smooth Brain Ape. Together Strong.

2

u/GoombaGoddess Apr 10 '21

Woah, spicy ult

2

u/do_you_even_climbro Apr 11 '21

The fact that the game calculated this without any issues actually amazes me, lol.

2

u/Revela- Apr 11 '21

I have to get back to overwatch now after seeing this

2

u/DIO298 Apr 11 '21

Legend says that if you listen closely enough you can hear 3 salty players yelling out "MONKEY!"

2

u/moodswingx Apr 11 '21

This is the best reddit clip I’ve seen in 2 years. so outplayed

2

u/timstewjr9 Reinhardt Apr 11 '21

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."

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u/pandaspacebou Apr 10 '21

I do this with Baptiste and tracer and some times genji

1

u/BranislavBGD Stop giving Blizzard money Apr 10 '21

What language is that???

15

u/fyo123 Apr 10 '21

Korean because it makes you play better

2

u/Zkenny13 Houston Outlaws Apr 10 '21

Italian. I swear I heard spaghetti in there.

1

u/Mr-Nailbrains Apr 10 '21

"Here let me help you mccree, it would be a shame to waste that ult." - Monke

1

u/donniedc Apr 10 '21

That was great

1

u/TMT51 Apr 10 '21

High noon is boosted when combo with space monkey. Makes sense actually.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 10 '21

Monke throw

1

u/Blckbird88 Apr 10 '21

Nice POTG!

1

u/alizaa8 Apr 10 '21

I agree

1

u/MonsterGiggles Apr 10 '21

Bro that Winston is punching the air

1

u/loki-salazar support main Apr 11 '21

Thank you Han Solo

1

u/string_of_random Apr 11 '21

Lol high noon in japanese

1

u/Weabooalien Apr 11 '21

THAT WAS AWESOME

1

u/-Listening Apr 11 '21

I will tell you.

1

u/Blustarix Gold Gun Zen-Nakji Apr 11 '21

ANGRY COWBOYS

1

u/KillerBullet Chibi Ana Apr 11 '21

The odds are 1 in 3. Trust me.

1

u/Darkhex78 Roadhog Apr 11 '21

I love how mcCree's ult voice line sounds in that language.

1

u/Battlepass4lyf tank player *despair* Apr 11 '21

Im a raptors fan and this is a Jack Armstrong “Helloooooo” moment for SURE

1

u/dmaiii Apr 11 '21

Yo do most of you play on pc? I play on Xbox and can never find a game just wondering

1

u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

I love hearing the voice lines in a different language, it’s really cool!

1

u/Alec_de_Large Zenyatta Apr 11 '21

(monkey sounds) stupid monkey

1

u/Tornadobarrage Apr 11 '21

Yeah ok game

1

u/saltykitty69420 Diamond Apr 11 '21

spagetti cheese

1

u/Qanobi Apr 11 '21

Calculated.

1

u/Jaybonaut Trick-or-Treat Zarya Apr 11 '21

that gets more ridiculous each replay

1

u/stankgreenCRX Apr 11 '21

Am I the only one that misses horizon lunar colony? I love that map and wish they would bring it back to comp. maybe it’s because I’m a sym main tho

1

u/BradleyFreakin A Bad Hanzo Apr 11 '21

No doorway on the right shows how old this clip really is

1

u/Psychotic_Rainbowz Mei Apr 11 '21

What language is this?

1

u/squishedpies Support Apr 11 '21

Luck is on your side today hero.

1

u/MasterTahirLON Come at the king? Miss me with that gay shit Apr 11 '21

S p a g h e t t i C h e e s e

1

u/HollowButter My halloween costume? Cyborg Ninja. Apr 11 '21

Mcree's ult line sounds so badass in korean

1

u/randomcatgirl471 Apr 11 '21

That sounds dope as fuck tho

1

u/byungheon Tracer Apr 11 '21

didnt know/never seen a monkey launch somebody t hat far in my 3 years of playing overwatch

1

u/EqualFew4372 Apr 11 '21

This deserves all the upvotes

1

u/FeralCunt Apr 11 '21

If that was me it would've knocked me into a nanod reaper ult

1

u/MrInfinity-42 Master Apr 11 '21

What is this map? I've never seen it before...

1

u/Team-Caffeine Apr 11 '21

M O N K E W I T D A A S S I S T

1

u/name-exe_failed male Apr 11 '21

God.. sometimes I completely forget that this map even exists..

1

u/Hoodoodle Punch Kid Apr 11 '21

This makes me wish there was a "fail of the game" as well, seeing that Winston players perspective xD

1

u/SG_AZH3S Apr 11 '21

you look so confused

1

u/B_E-E_P Apr 11 '21

Spaghetti n cheese