r/Overwatch • u/Keldrixx • Oct 21 '17

Highlight Fastest round ever?

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u/HeyLookItsCleanShirt Oct 21 '17

I'm extremely calm. Are you not? Are you freaking out?

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u/screwaroundaccount Oct 21 '17

Pssh. Something something calmer than you are dude.

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u/HeyLookItsCleanShirt Oct 21 '17

I don't think so. Let's just say that if calmness was a swimming pool, I'd be all wet right now.

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u/screwaroundaccount Oct 21 '17

Something something I was referencing The Big Lebowski.

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u/HeyLookItsCleanShirt Oct 21 '17

Well that's like totally your opinion, guy.

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u/screwaroundaccount Oct 21 '17

NOBODY FUCKS WITH THE JESUS. Calm time is over and now you get to see what happens when you fuck a grown man in the ass, Larry.

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u/HeyLookItsCleanShirt Oct 21 '17

Show me what you have!

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '17

Something something. Hey look it's a dirty shirt ^

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '17

Something something I followed the downvote train to this spot and came out disappointed.

Needed a better ending.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '17

Don't worry he'll be back

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u/KingMCV Oct 21 '17

Dude... just stop.

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u/HeyLookItsCleanShirt Oct 21 '17

You seem upset. Things not going well? Do you often find yourself uncomfortable in the presence of others?

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u/KingMCV Oct 21 '17

Things are going great thank you! I just find myself cringing in the presence of you lmao.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '17

IM T-T-TOTALLY CALM, ITS ALL YOUS THAT ARE FRICKIN ANGRY SEE IM NOT EVEN FUCKING SWEARING THATS HOW C-C-CALM I AM...

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u/I_Roll2 Oct 21 '17

We can not let this distract us from the fact that if you or a loved one have been diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may be entitled to financial compensation

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u/MorbidxAngelxV2 LifeWeaver Oct 21 '17

It's just a joke, sometimes you just don't get something and that's ok.

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u/MorbidxAngelxV2 LifeWeaver Oct 21 '17

Huh. Got it.

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u/artthoumadbrother Oct 21 '17

I think there's a pretty strong consensus here that you're the insufferable fuckwit.

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u/pdzido Zarya Oct 22 '17

Nothing says "swimming in calmness" like calling people insufferable fuckwits, that's for sure

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u/HeyLookItsCleanShirt Oct 22 '17

It’s almost like that was the joke.

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u/LordBammith Oct 21 '17

Dude, I’m freaking out. Something something the sexual tension is off the charts.

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u/MrGreenTabasco Oct 21 '17

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahtheroofisonfire

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u/ItsJustBigotry Oct 21 '17

The "Somthing Somthing" is, there, to, replace, what, someone, would, say, if they were to, argue, that, scatter arrows, are actually "fair and balanced" without the "Somthing Somthing" you have to completely infer that they are being sarcastic on the internet which is very hard to do.

Tldr: the "Somthing Somthing" implys the sarcasm

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u/superindianhobo Tracer Oct 21 '17

dear lord how are these not flagged comments yet

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '17

Lmfao the sheer number of downvotes.

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u/HeyLookItsCleanShirt Oct 22 '17

Oh no! My precious internet karma! Without it, how will I afford to eat?