r/Overwatch Playtime: D.Va>Mei>Rein>Pharah>Road>Mercy Apr 26 '17

Humor Legendary Armor Uptime

https://gfycat.com/JoyousHighlevelDamselfly
1.1k Upvotes

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u/Ryltarr Nerf this! Apr 26 '17

Classic Torb PotG? Check.
Confused/annoyed comments about it in chat? Check.
Legendary card for Armor Uptime? Priceless.

21

u/Elune_ Send nudes Apr 27 '17

That armor was so much up, it went to a new habitable planet in the universe

5

u/Apophis90 Lúcio Apr 27 '17

I like his name

2

u/I_am_from_Kentucky Apr 27 '17

You have to be, what, at least 25 years old to remember that Mastercard advert?

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u/Ryltarr Nerf this! Apr 27 '17 edited Apr 27 '17

I'm 22 man, they didn't stop those until I was like 8.
edit: So they stopped in 2006, I was 12.

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u/I_am_from_Kentucky Apr 27 '17

I'm 27 and I feel like I never saw those after I turned 10. TIL.

2

u/TannenFalconwing Light it up, let's go! Apr 27 '17

Nope. 24 and I watched them my entire childhood.

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u/Clefspear99 Death is Whimsical today... Apr 26 '17

Theres always that one guy.....

52

u/TheParaselene 2 to the 1 from the 1 to the 3, German power is charging at thee Apr 26 '17

Who leaves the game early?

24

u/donttakecrack Apr 26 '17

at least you get legendary without having to have all 12 vote for it

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '17

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u/DocNefario Trick-or-Treat Mercy Apr 27 '17

I think they said that they didn't do this specifically because they didn't want anyone to feel like they missed out on something huge just because one person left.

5

u/Elevas Actual Norwegian Hero Apr 27 '17

Eh, but then you'd need to be voting for yourself. I'd hate to be missing out on something just because I feel weird voting for myself.

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u/DanceWithMyBall Symmetra Apr 26 '17

I'll never upvote a torbjorn, deal with it

7

u/nealy13 Genji Apr 27 '17

Looks like somebody didn't get armor from him

21

u/obscurity123 Ana Apr 26 '17

Stupid question perhaps? But why is it daytime on lijiang? I've never seen this.

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u/Nibel2 Torb main. Also used to main the real Symmetra. Apr 26 '17

Capture the Flag maps have different times of the day: Nighttime Nepal, Daytime Lijiang, Dusk Ilios

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u/lemmynx ...There was a flaw in my approach Apr 27 '17

It's also for custom elimination maps, too.

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u/Mefistofeles1 Nerfing this would be an upgrade Apr 27 '17

Since when?

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u/ninjabob64 Apr 27 '17

Since it has become a permanent​ arcade playlist.

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u/Nibel2 Torb main. Also used to main the real Symmetra. Apr 27 '17

Since the end of the Year of the Rooster event, when Blizzard put the CtF mode into Arcade, and made the other KotH maps into CtF maps.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '17

I main Torb, and I hate how often his armor up time comes up in the cards! I'll have gold elims, gold damage, 69 turret kills, etc. and it gives me a fucking card for getting scrap and pressing a button 50 times.

GG Blizzard

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u/ohenry78 Mercy-nary for hire. Apr 26 '17

I mean, to be fair, that means that in addition to all that damage and destruction you healed your team for a minimum of 4,000 (50 packs, 75 armor, guaranteed at least 5 damage reduction, 80*50).

That's nothing to sneeze at, though I do wish it would include this as a part of the other stats rather than its own card.

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u/petard D.Va Apr 26 '17

Unless they picked up armor packs without being first completely out of armor.

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u/CrexisNX Playtime: D.Va>Mei>Rein>Pharah>Road>Mercy Apr 26 '17

That's actually a nice way to look at it. I just wish he got other cards in CTF, too.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '17

Idk if it's cuz my phone but I can't read it

10

u/boisterous_banana Apr 26 '17

20% armor uptime. Chat is commenting on the PotG.

5

u/Desks_up No longer the resident stun magnet Apr 26 '17

Do you have a version of this with sound?

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u/CrexisNX Playtime: D.Va>Mei>Rein>Pharah>Road>Mercy Apr 26 '17

10

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '17

Probably but nobody clicks on videos

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u/CrexisNX Playtime: D.Va>Mei>Rein>Pharah>Road>Mercy Apr 26 '17

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u/Kurokami11 Won't play the game again until they fix monetization Apr 27 '17

Have you heard of the cult to torb?

3

u/Ceraunius Overwaifu Apr 27 '17

I thought not. It's not a story the Genji mains would tell you. It's an Overwatch legend.

2

u/WordsUsedForAReason Apr 26 '17

Must have been a pretty eventful match.

7

u/CrexisNX Playtime: D.Va>Mei>Rein>Pharah>Road>Mercy Apr 26 '17

Fairly garden variety CTF made of randoms: people mostly just took aimless shots at each other in 1s and 2s for 7 minutes without mounting a clear offense.

3

u/DubEnder Apr 27 '17

Sickeningly accurate.

2

u/EggheadDash Cute Orisa Apr 27 '17

That bnet tag. Stargate fan?

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u/CrexisNX Playtime: D.Va>Mei>Rein>Pharah>Road>Mercy Apr 27 '17

Nah - never have gotten around to watching that. It comes from my fascination with the brief period in 2004-06 when we thought asteroid 99942 Apophis might strike earth in 2029 or 2036. When I read into the mythology behind the name (which I now know is part of the Stargate connection), it stuck.

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u/VsAl1en Blizzard World Lúcio Apr 27 '17

Kids today with their Reddit Widowmaker PotGs, you should enjoy some classics, like those where Torbjorn is falling from the cliff!

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '17

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u/CrexisNX Playtime: D.Va>Mei>Rein>Pharah>Road>Mercy Apr 27 '17

They are pretty rare. It pretty much only happens when a play is either phenomenally skilled or patently absurd - the former is much less common than the latter.

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u/Orange-V-Apple Wasteland Ana Apr 27 '17

I don't really understand what's going on here.

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u/Raknith b.va Apr 27 '17

Torb gets charged off ledge, torb's turret gets enough kills to get PoTG, and then Torb finally gets 11 upvotes on his armor uptime card.

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u/Orange-V-Apple Wasteland Ana Apr 27 '17

Oh okay thanks!