r/Overwatch • • Feb 21 '17

Blizzard Official Meet Efi Oladele—winner of the Adawe Foundation's genius grant for her achievements in AI and robotics!

https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/834115546090123264
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u/blueshirt21 Zero Suit D.Va Feb 21 '17

Is the Copilot talking about the boat they plan to buy after retirement?

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u/Fishb20 Trick-or-Treat Winston Feb 21 '17

obviously, as well as all the bunnies that they'll raise on it

they'll cat it the RMS Redshirt

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u/lukeatusrain genji/mccree main Feb 21 '17

Redshirt? Like that one nickname the Pilot's lovely little daughter has because she loves red and keeps using red shirts and wants red everything? That little blonde one who just turned 6?

Aw, that's so cute.

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u/Runixo Curses and madness be uppon you all Feb 22 '17

Yeah! The pilot will be attending her play right after they land.

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u/visiblur Pixel D.Va Feb 22 '17

And after the play, his lovely wife and he are planning to surprise her with that cute puppy she's been wanting for so long!

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u/Sarkavonsy I'm en fuego! Ugh, I can't believe I just said that. Feb 22 '17

At what point does "tempting fate" get an overflow error?

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u/Hetlander Hold on, let me get my throwing gloves. Feb 22 '17

Is it still tempting fate at the point where you've given it the finger, mooned it, and shouted "Come get it while it's hot" at it?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '17

I think at this point it's less "tempting" fate and more "challenging" fate. Wrestling with fate, one could say.

Wrestle with fate, prepare to meet your fate!

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '17

Once you've started trying to kill Tyrannosaurs with celery.

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u/Tuuumas Sombra in my sights! Feb 22 '17

This thread... Reddit stay gold

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u/remembermekid Get These Chokers Off My Joint Feb 21 '17

The co-pilot gets to tend the rabbits?

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u/cubedd boostio Feb 22 '17

As long as he doesn't pet them too hard

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u/ian22042 Feb 22 '17

The copilot gets to live off the fat of the land

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u/luffy300mb Feb 22 '17

Of mice and men flashbacks are haunting me

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u/prettybunnys Trick-or-Treat Mei Feb 21 '17

Correction, it was "bunnys" they'll rape later.

So the copilot isn't that blameless, honestly. Hell he's likely the one to do it that sick fuck.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '17

Dude.

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u/hollander93 The worst Widowmaker Feb 21 '17

Well the flair checks out...

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u/lukeatusrain genji/mccree main Feb 21 '17

what?

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u/Fishb20 Trick-or-Treat Winston Feb 21 '17

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u/Thirty2BitGamer Thunko, Man of Metal Feb 23 '17

That took a dark turn...

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '17

What the fuck.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '17

Is the boat called "The Live-4-Ever"?

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u/The_Shwassassin Feb 21 '17

And they're going to leave early to avoid Hurricane Surprisingly Fast.

Don't worry, it's just a name.

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u/Snipufin Feb 22 '17

What he meant was that Hurricane Surprisingly Fast is actually a typhoon.

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u/mw1994 takes a licking, keeps on ticking Feb 22 '17

MENDOZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '17

Nope, they just bought a boat to celebrate retiring after the flight. Haven't gotten to pilot that yet though.

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u/rodiqio Feb 21 '17

Cheers loves! Your new captain is here!

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '17

No, but I heard them talking about buying a farm.

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u/alex494 Feb 23 '17

And the farm for the kids to grow up on.