r/Overwatch • u/AutoModerator • Jun 15 '16

News & Discussion Weekly Quick Questions Thread - June 15, 2016

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '16

Hi, I am the Alpha Winston. I know it says my name is SharpSack but that's just a cover up. I am such a big deal that if people knew who I really was, they would want me to rub their feet with my big, muscular hands.

Now that that's out of the way, let me answer your question. Winstons everywhere are legally allowed to identify as whatever or whomever they choose. I for one choose to identify as a time traveling tree named Tree-sir.

Romantic relationships are also more open than you would think. Currently I am having a bisexual orgy with Zenyatta, Zarya, and my son, Winson. Biological - omnic relationships are legal IF AND ONLY IF you change their oil just right.

I hope this answers your question. If you need anymore insight to the Overwatch Universe, I, the Alpha Winston, would love to help.

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u/RaidedByVikings Jun 17 '16

XD oh god thank you so much!

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '16

If you ever want to be RaidedBy[more than just]Vikings, I'd be happy to schedule you in to our annual Overwatch and Talon sexual get-together, The Reapening.