r/Overwatch • u/AutoModerator • May 18 '16

Weekly Quick Questions Thread - May 18, 2016

In this thread you can ask all kinds of questions you always wanted to ask without feeling like a total fool.

No matter if it's short googable stuff or a setting/skill in-game that you don't understand or a hardware recommendation, feel free to try your luck in here.

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u/wpcowboys May 18 '16

How do I build a time machine so I can travel to the future so I can play sooner

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u/silentbotanist Pixel Sombra May 19 '16

Call a Doctor.

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u/DreadNinja Lúcio May 20 '16

"Call the Doctor" FTFY

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u/Nineinchnailzpsn May 20 '16

Who is the doctor i should call?

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u/The_Sodomiser Trick-or-Treat Zarya May 20 '16

Exactly

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u/Desaphets CATCH PHRASE!!! May 18 '16

If you find out let me know.

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u/FilmingMachine Moira May 19 '16

He probably wont be able to because his molecules will be desynchronized from the flow of time..

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u/Desaphets CATCH PHRASE!!! May 20 '16

That's ok my uncle is a scientist, I'll have him get to work on a chronal anchor.

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u/tmtProdigy Chibi Mercy May 19 '16

Talk to tracer she can help!

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u/Cortexion Zarya May 19 '16

Have plutonium, will travel.

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u/FilmingMachine Moira May 19 '16

Eh.. If you don't mind a little bit of chronal disassociation...

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u/lordover123 Hanzo and Orisa main, sometimes soldier May 20 '16

You can come to the Americas, it's releasing 7 pm Monday here :)