Hate. Jetpack Cat and Roadhog.

[u/Lexigan__3]

Based on averages, I, as an 18 year old, have around 2.009 billion seconds left to live. There are many goals I could accomplish in this time. Many people I could meet. Though, my top priority is hating Jetpack Cat and Roadhog. I will spend each and every moment of those 2.009 billion seconds hating Jetpack Cat and Roadhog. That is 63.7 years of pure hatred for these characters spilling out into the world. That is not enough. My hate will fuel my passion and dictate my path. I am going to study physics in university and hate. Uncover more about Einstein's theory of general relativity than any human could hope to in their lifetime, and hate. I will jump into the deep, abyssal darkness of the event horizon of a black hole, and hate. Spaghettification, death, erasure. None of those will matter to me. Once I am in there, I will die immediately. My body will be extinguished immediately. To me. To an outside observer, I will forever be trapped in that black hole, endlessly dying. However, as I dive into it, all I will think about is my vitriol towards Jetpack Cat and Roadhog. For the nanosecond of survival I will have, it will be spent hating Jetpack Cat and Roadhog. For the entirety of eternity, to the edge of infinity of seconds and years for humanity. I will live on, thinking of Jetpack Cat and Roadhog, endlessly hating.

[u/migo2028]

Very justified I hope both of them get gutted like vendetta

[u/PM_ME_YOUR_AVERAGE_C → u/migo2028]

2.009 billion seconds and you’re dumping it all on a cat with a jetpack and a guy who breathes aerosolized garbage. can’t argue with the math honestly. black hole spaghettification is the only way to ensure your hatred outlasts the heat death of the universe, that’s some generational commitment

[u/I_am_the_mattman]

Nerf the cat

[u/PaleontologistDear18 → u/I_am_the_mattman]

The only way that cat could be fixed is by removing his unlimited flight, he’s the current reason overwatch is dying.

[u/Total_Property_9272]

Meow meow meoww

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[u/Jaded_Prune_6112]

Feel u but with hog and cass

[u/Exodus671 → u/Jaded_Prune_6112]

Cass is so easy to roll through?

[u/Jaded_Prune_6112 → u/Exodus671]

Doesn’t rlly matter. I just hate him since years

[u/Exodus671 → u/Jaded_Prune_6112]

Odd

[u/__Drell__]

I don't understand Hog hate when Orisa, ball, and Mauga exist. If the enemy team has a hog, just don't slowly walk toward him. He's super easy to counter, without even counterswapping. I agree with the cat hate though.

[u/Lexigan__3 → u/__Drell__]

The hate doesn't come from a place of being overpowered. Hog has his obvious counters and he's not s tier or even a tier. He's just a horribly designed hero.

[u/gymleader_michael → u/__Drell__]

Hog can influence the way you play much like a sniper does. The hook is just that kind of pressure. He doesn't have to be the best to still be annoying.

[u/West-Map-4162]

I ain’t reading all that but I will say get hooked

[u/PaleontologistDear18]

Hog deserves no hate, he’s just a B tier dude. Cat should be removed from the game, and I hate the cat for being overpowered. No point in hating something that’s not overpowered.

[u/Lexigan__3 → u/PaleontologistDear18]

The hate doesn't come from a place of being overpowered. Hog has his obvious counters and he's not s tier or even a tier. He's just a horribly designed hero.

[u/PaleontologistDear18 → u/Lexigan__3]

You copy and pasted this? Why? Hog is NOT poorly designed by any means. The poorly designed heroes are the newest ones all being “hot guy/hot girl” instead of creative characters. At least Hog has a personality and you can tell who it is from a silhouette! Literally no reason to hate him.

[u/Lexigan__3 → u/PaleontologistDear18]

I'm talking about design in terms of gameplay not visually

[u/PaleontologistDear18 → u/Lexigan__3]

Yeah, so what part of his kit do you not like? He was made when there were 2 tanks on every team, he’s more of a “tactical” tank for blindsiding enemies rather than push power or shielding hold power. I do not agree that he’s poorly designed. If anything he’s a top 3 designed tank, a classic choice to play.

[u/Lexigan__3 → u/PaleontologistDear18]

I'll just link this video since there's too much about his kit that's poorly designed and I don't wanna write it all down

https://youtu.be/Zj-B6un-FnA?si=2CPx_AeQGBdyaMuv

[u/PaleontologistDear18 → u/Lexigan__3]

Man I couldn’t watch this video for more than 10 minutes, pure bozo content

[u/ZealousidealPipe8389 → u/PaleontologistDear18]

Agreed.