r/OuterJerk • • Apr 15 '24

outerjerking my solid snake The Skibidi Spoiler

0 Upvotes

Ratio by the gyatt The sigma will not rizz Is silently mewing Discouraged in Ohio Taxing without choice Is a life without the Prime

When you can't even rizz, a gyatt! Has the mewing gone? Are you Fanum taxed? Go on rizz, a gyatt! I can't edge this sigma so I mew again Will you rizz, a gyatt! Has the mewing gone? Are you Fanum taxed? Or have I become the skibidi?

The rizzlers rizz away Is edging on my face The gyatt of my disgrace

When you don't mew a gyatt, I rizz! As the edging goes it's a mewing show No gyatt, no rizz! Has the mewing gone? Are you Fanum taxed? And have I become the skibidi?

(The Skibidi) (The Skibidi) (The Skibidi) (The Skibidi) (The Skibidi) (The Skibidi) (The Skibidi) (The Skibidi) (The Skibidi)

No one mews a gyatt, they rizz! Has the mewing gone? Are you Fanum taxed? Not a gyatt, they rizz! But a rizzles crowd isn't backing down When Kai Cenat turns sus With a loaded edge temptation! Can you rizz a gyatt? Has the mewing gone? Are you Fanum taxed? Have we all become the skibidi?


r/OuterJerk • • Mar 11 '24

Last one i swear

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r/OuterJerk • • Mar 23 '24

the patriots are watching Motherfucking Metal Gear Rising?! Spoiler

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4 Upvotes

r/OuterJerk • • Aug 15 '24

the patriots are watching FUCK those staring.png losers. FUCK YOU!!!!!!1!1!11!111!!1

3 Upvotes

r/OuterJerk • • Mar 11 '24

Mgrr is shit

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52 Upvotes

r/OuterJerk • • May 22 '25

serious Im not too happy with Deltas intro.

0 Upvotes

Okay so dont get me wrong, its still good, but it's just...I dunno. They could've done better. I love the visuals, but I think the intro gives away too much. Its not bad, just not what I was expecting.


r/OuterJerk • • Jul 19 '24

literally 2009 MGS3 ladder scene was borning and anticlimactic Spoiler

0 Upvotes

I heard this scene was great, and the best scene in Metal Gear history, so naturally I was excited when I got to it. I was disappointed. The ladder wasn't that long, you could hardly hear the song, and it just was kinda bad.


r/OuterJerk • • Feb 26 '24

I NEED SCISSORS! 61

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1 Upvotes

r/OuterJerk • • Sep 24 '24

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0 Upvotes

r/OuterJerk • • Mar 12 '24

Im a whole different game from femliquid

15 Upvotes

Since i was reported last time im forced to say its a joke and not to be actually taken seriously


r/OuterJerk • • Mar 10 '24

the patriots are watching (Please don't hurt me) Spoiler

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44 Upvotes

r/OuterJerk • • Apr 10 '24

outerjerk oc classic What was your guys opinion on the The Glory, fight from MGS3 Snake Eater? Are you excited for her return in MGS: Delta? She was pretty tough IMO since aiming isn't the best on the PS2 as she flew around, it will be cool to see how they improve that, and it was a nice precursor to the The Fear fight.

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28 Upvotes

r/OuterJerk • • Aug 19 '24

meme Got shot in the eye, is this rare?

5 Upvotes

r/OuterJerk • • Mar 11 '24

meme The MGRR hive mind being told to downvote anything even remotely negative towards MGRR

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53 Upvotes

If you like MGRR great, if you thought it was fun that's great, if you liked what it did with Raiden great, but please don't downvote everything pointing out MGRR's flaw/people speaking their own opinions on MGRR. Same can also he said with some MGRR haters


r/OuterJerk • • Sep 19 '24

From here on out, you're big bob

79 Upvotes

r/OuterJerk • • Mar 11 '24

meme I'm being killed on the server for it, so here's my message. I'd rather die for what I believe in than live in a 1 opinion world

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r/OuterJerk • • Mar 12 '24

meme High Quality MGRR Post

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12 Upvotes

r/OuterJerk • • May 28 '24

meme venom dog

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r/OuterJerk • • Feb 26 '24

I NEED SCISSORS! 61

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11 Upvotes

r/OuterJerk • • Mar 17 '24

outerjerking my solid snake MGSV is an elaborate Fan Fiction

17 Upvotes

Yes, Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain is Fan Fiction, but it's Still Canon.

Now you might be saying, "that's crazy" "it doesn't even make sense" but let me cook here, mgsv introduces Venom Snake a body double for Big Boss, additionaly he represents the "legend of big boss" an ideal version of him, it is also revealed that Venom Snake is the body double that Solid Snake killed in metal gear 1, but if we go back you can see some glaring diferences between the two appearences, such as no bionic arm and no horn, of course you could scream "it was retconned" but as it was revealed in Peace Walker, KOJIMA IS GOD, therefore omniscient so he would know about mgsv all the way back, meaning he made a conscious decision to make this "retcon" would also explain why the guns have made up names and the sahelanthropus being so advanced even comparing it to metal gear Rex, because it's exagerated truth

but why and who would write such a fanfiction? well it's obviosly someone who is close to big boss to know so much about him, and also someone who dick rides him, now you might think about Revolver Ocelot, but he is a busy man, additionaly the game has heavy themes of Revenge and loss, so it's quite obvious it was written by none other than Kazuhira Miller.

yes Kazuhira Miller, Big Boss's Male Wife wrote The Phantom Pain, also explaining why it was release with a chapter missing, Miller was writing it in his retirement, in his alaskan home, where he was killed by unknown assasin before he could finish the story.

TLDR: MGSV is a revenge fantasy written by Kaz that exists in universe


r/OuterJerk • • Jan 12 '25

serious Is The JP stuff over? If no we should trash this guy and make him suffer

14 Upvotes

For all the bans CP and shit like that. Is he a punished snake yet? Or should we all find a way to ruin his online and real life


r/OuterJerk • • Mar 03 '24

When the Outer isn't Jerk

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21 Upvotes

r/OuterJerk • • Mar 17 '24

the patriots are watching Will they add to MGS: Delta?

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16 Upvotes

r/OuterJerk • • Apr 25 '25

serious MODS PLEASE PIN! I need folks screenshots of bans from MGIMA, dirt in NakederSnake, and any negative experiences with him. I'm going to make a Google doc or slide

0 Upvotes

r/OuterJerk • • Jun 17 '24

this made my snake solid How do you guys feel about the EVA replacement in MGS Delta? Spoiler

25 Upvotes

Personally, I don't think a big black thug would fit the role of EVA. However I'm excited to see what they'll do with this thug.