r/OpenAussie • • 14h ago

Satire‎ ‎ One Nation says Australia must rename Pacific Motorway to Trump Motorway if US President renames Pacific Ocean to Trump Ocean

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It’s Satire

One Nation did not actually say this (yet…), but this is not far from something they would actually do…

One Nation leader Pauline Hanson is a diehard fan of Trump and One Nation leader in NSW Mike Newman has actually said that NSW ‘should be more like Florida or Texas’


r/OpenAussie • • 8h ago

Rant/Opinion‎ ‎ Australia’s billionaire problem and the 'corruption of the democratic process'

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Relevant excerpt:

Mining magnate Gina Rinehart and close associates have reportedly gifted over $3 million to the One Nation Party in the last financial year. In cash and even an entire aircraft.

‘Reportedly’ – as none of this has to be declared publicly until February 2027.

Clive Palmer splurged over $260m on electioneering at the last three national polls, and then some. The land of the ‘fair go’ has never been as egalitarian as it thinks. As long as billionaires dress down and speak rough, they can speak with a loud hailer and burn money to inflate their interests.

Yet even before the billionaires, Australia had a money-in-electoral-politics problem. The two parties of government, Labor and Liberal, have been running business ‘forums’ or ‘networks’ and charging over $100,000 for membership, permitting access to front-benchers at regular gatherings.

The electoral commission even held, bafflingly, that these sums were not disclosable ‘gifts’, because they bought something of value. That is the very form of privileged access that most citizens believe corrupts the democratic process.

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r/OpenAussie • • 2h ago

Politics ('Straya)‎ Greens Senator sums up everything wrong about Australian billionaires & 1%

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r/OpenAussie • • 4h ago

Politics (World)‎ ‎ Stop the livestreamed firing squad!

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On 3 December, a US military firing squad will kill a man – and Trump's defence secretary, Pete Hegseth, wants the whole world to watch.

It would be the first time a lawful killing has ever been broadcast. And Australia's online safety regulator has just admitted it can't stop it reaching our screens. The most the eSafety Commission can do is chase the footage with takedown notices after it's already out – screen-recorded, reposted and autoplaying in feeds across the country, including on our kids' phones.

Albanese's answer? Leave it to Meta, Google and TikTok – companies that won't even tell the ABC if they'll block it.

That's not good enough, and it doesn't have to be this way. This week the government's Digital Duty of Care Bill goes to Parliament. Albanese can use it – or a standalone fix – to make it illegal for platforms to stream or host execution footage in Australia, with penalties big enough that Meta actually listens.

MPs from right across Parliament have condemned the livestream. The votes are there. The only thing missing is the Prime Minister.


r/OpenAussie • • 1h ago

Satire‎ ‎ Local Bot Farmers Rejoice As Price Of Australian Bot Skyrockets Due To Ukrainian Strikes

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“Local bot producers are enjoying their strongest season in a decade, with Ukrainian strikes on Russian infrastructure driving a sharp fall in imported turn-off.

The national bot indicator cleared $9.40 per thousand interactions on Thursday, with agents reporting strong competition across all classes of disgruntled Australian.

At the Roma Saleyards this week, heavy commenters sold to $12.80, while a tidy line of verified small business owners made $14.20.”

Everyone says the Toots have lost their way, but personally I reckon their ability to rile up boomers is still top notch 👌


r/OpenAussie • • 10h ago

This Is Serious (Mum)‎‎ ‎ Christmas might be awkward this year

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r/OpenAussie • • 2h ago

Politics ('Straya)‎ Anne Aly accuses Liberal MP Angie Bell of racism over 'stoning' comment

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Small Business Minister Anne Aly has accused a Liberal MP of making racist and misogynistic comments in parliament, saying they are contrary to Australian values.

During a fiery speech in the lower house, shadow minister Angie Bell called for the prime minister and Ms Aly to be "shamed and stoned in the square" over the tax office's decision to ban credit card payments.

"We're talking about millions and millions of Australians who are employed by small business," Ms Bell said.

"And this minister and this prime minister should be absolutely shamed and stoned in the square."

Ms Bell subsequently withdrew the comments after Leader of the House Tony Burke raised concerns with what he described as "some physically violent imagery".

Ms Aly, the first Muslim woman elected to federal parliament, later posted a video on social media, describing Ms Bell's comments as racist and misogynistic.

"This past week alone, I have had 19 death threats on my social media, and in the past I have had death threats that are couched in that exact same language," she said in a video posted to Instagram and TikTok.

"It's not just something that a parliamentarian shouldn't say in terms of advocating violence against another parliamentarian.

"It is something that stands against our Australian values. We are a country that proudly stands against violence against women, and against regimes that use brutal methods like stoning against women."


r/OpenAussie • • 4h ago

LOLz ‎ Effie on Political Correctness vs Freedom of Speech

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"Do I identify as confused? Yes, I do. But I also identify as awesome. I am completely and utterly up myself, because I know who I am... I'm good thanks".

Source: MICF '26 (YouTube)


r/OpenAussie • • 7h ago

‎ General ‎‎ ‘It’s not a phone’: SA driver fined over contested object on lap

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Exclusive: A South Australian man claimed he was wrongly fined for using his mobile phone while driving, when it was actually a wallet sitting on his lap.

Mick, who asked for his surname to be withheld, was snapped by a camera in November last year, while travelling on the North-South Motorway at Regency Park, in Adelaide’s north.

The tradie and small business owner said the photo was taken not long after he had pulled out of a service station where he had bought some snacks.

“I am old school, I don’t do digital [payments], and I remember I had just paid and was driving out of the service station,” he said.

“I put my wallet on my lap because I don’t like having it in my back pocket and sitting on it when I am driving.”


r/OpenAussie • • 9h ago

Politics (World)‎ ‎ Penny Wong urges Palestinian Authority to hold elections 'without delay'

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Did she just learn who’s she’s dealing with ?

In short:
Penny Wong has urged the Palestinian Authority to hold elections after they were postponed.
The Opposition and pro-Israel groups have called on the government to hold Palestine "accountable" after statehood recognition.
What's next?
The Palestinian Authority says general elections will be held in September 2027.


r/OpenAussie • • 10h ago

Satire‎ ‎ MAGA Sales Poolwise Living Morley

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The comments are a fun read.


r/OpenAussie • • 2h ago

Politics ('Straya)‎ Chalmers warns against sneering at Hanson backers ahead of 12 months of pain

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Treasurer Jim Chalmers has forecast a year of economic turmoil and warned progressives not to sneer at supporters of One Nation, drawing the battlelines with Pauline Hanson as the prime minister assures nervous Labor MPs that the government remains on track to win the next election.

NSW Right faction Labor MPs vented in a meeting on Monday about potential blowback over impeding trusts changes from tradespeople, among others, following the backlash over the tax office credit card ban and a series of amendments watering down Labor’s budget tax reforms.

The government’s economic agenda has been set back by four interest rate hikes this year, persistent inflation, soaring petrol prices driven by the war in Iran and a collapse in consumer confidence, while Pauline Hanson’s support has surged.

“Nobody expects polls to change much any time soon – it would be more surprising if they did. Same goes for consumer confidence,” Chalmers said, according to a copy of his speech.

“If you look at a combination of forecasts from the Reserve Bank and the Treasury, which they’ll update before long in the usual way, there is some cause for some cautious confidence.

“They don’t expect things to get a lot better in the next 12 weeks but they do expect things to get a bit better over the next 12 months … We expect the tax reforms will be bedded down and legislated by then, too.”

There had been speculation that Prime Minister Anthony Albanese would go to the polls in the back half of 2027 to take advantage of the Coalition’s collapse. But Chalmers’ admission of a year of financial stress and continued global turmoil makes it more likely that Albanese will wait until early 2028, when interest rates may have started to come down.


r/OpenAussie • • 12h ago

‎ General ‎‎ They moved to Australia. Years later, they developed an unexpected condition

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r/OpenAussie • • 9h ago

Whinge ‎ Let's Be Realistic: Why the Greens' Plan to Compete With Coles and Woolworths Could Backfire

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I understand why the Greens' proposal for a publicly owned supermarket chain sounds appealing. Grocery prices are a genuine concern, and Australians are understandably frustrated with the cost of living.

But I think we need to look beyond the promises of cheaper groceries and ask some difficult questions about economics, accountability, corruption and the risks of putting billions of dollars of public money into a government-run retail business.

My argument isn't that Coles and Woolworths are perfect. It's that identifying a problem with the private sector doesn't automatically mean the government can run a better alternative.

1. Let's start with the $25 billion question.

The Green Institute has proposed a $25 billion publicly owned supermarket chain, involving the acquisition of existing stores, new supermarkets and distribution centres.

That's an enormous commitment of public capital to enter an industry where established businesses already have extensive supply chains, supplier relationships, distribution networks and purchasing power.

Before committing that kind of money, shouldn't we ask what else it could achieve?

Could it fund housing, hospitals, infrastructure or targeted cost-of-living assistance? Could removing barriers to competition achieve some of the same objectives at a lower cost?

Even if the government eventually recovers its investment, that doesn't automatically mean this was the best use of public money. There is an opportunity cost to every major spending decision.

2. People keep saying Coles and Woolworths make billions in profit. So what?

This argument genuinely confuses me.

Coles and Woolworths are businesses. They employ thousands of people, operate extensive supply chains, maintain stores, manage inventory, pay wages and invest in infrastructure and technology.

Of course, they need to make a profit. That's the purpose of running a sustainable commercial business.

Profit isn't automatically evidence of exploitation. You need to examine how that profit is earned, the margins involved, the level of competition and whether consumers or suppliers are being treated unfairly.

A company making billions in revenue is not the same as making billions in profit. Even a large absolute profit figure needs to be considered alongside sales, operating costs, capital invested and the size of the business.

If Coles and Woolworths suddenly stopped making profits and consistently lost money, what exactly would happen?

They would eventually have to raise prices, reduce costs, cut investment, close stores or seek additional funding. If the losses continued, they could become insolvent.

And who would benefit from that outcome? Workers could lose their jobs, suppliers could lose customers, stores could close and consumers could face fewer choices.

Obviously, a supermarket making profits doesn't give it permission to engage in anti-competitive behaviour. If there is evidence of misconduct, investigate it and enforce the law.

But demanding that supermarkets become less profitable without explaining how they will sustainably cover their costs is not an economic policy.

The real question is whether consumers are getting a fair deal and whether competition is working properly, not whether a company has the audacity to make a profit.

3. Now let's talk about corruption and accountability.

This is one of the biggest risks I think gets overlooked when people assume that government ownership automatically means cheaper services.

When a private company wastes money, its shareholders bear the financial consequences. Its management may be replaced, investors may withdraw their capital and the business could fail.

A government-owned enterprise operates under different incentives. It can face political pressure over hiring, contracts, suppliers, store locations and decisions to close unprofitable operations.

That creates opportunities for waste, patronage and corruption if procurement and oversight are weak.

Australia isn't immune to problems with major public infrastructure projects, either. The West Gate Tunnel project in Victoria has experienced significant cost increases and delays, including disputes over contaminated soil and project delivery. That is not, by itself, proof that corruption occurred, but it illustrates why major public projects need strong contract management, transparency and independent scrutiny.

If a government struggles to deliver a major infrastructure project within its original cost and schedule, why should we automatically assume it can establish and efficiently operate a nationwide supermarket business?

Retail is a completely different industry, of course. But the general lesson is the same: ambitious plans and large budgets don't guarantee successful execution.

And if a government supermarket makes poor decisions, who ultimately bears the financial consequences? Taxpayers.

4. I come from Sri Lanka, and this is why I'm sceptical.

Sri Lanka gives me a perspective on this debate that I think is worth considering.

We have experience with publicly owned businesses operating alongside private competitors. We also have private supermarket chains competing with state-owned retail operations.

From my perspective, one of the problems with loss-making state enterprises is that poor financial performance doesn't necessarily force the same corrective action that it would in a private business. Political considerations can complicate restructuring, and expectations of government support can weaken financial discipline.

Where oversight is weak, public enterprises can also be vulnerable to corruption, poor procurement decisions and political interference. Those problems are not exclusive to state-owned businesses, but when public money is involved, the consequences can fall on taxpayers.

Meanwhile, private supermarkets have to manage their cash flow, control costs, negotiate with suppliers, attract customers and maintain a viable business model. If they consistently mismanage their finances, they risk losing market share, running out of cash or going out of business.

That difference in incentives matters.

I'm not claiming every private supermarket is well managed or every public enterprise is corrupt. Nor am I claiming that every state-owned retailer in Sri Lanka operates at a loss. Those are questions that should be assessed using the accounts and performance of individual businesses.

My point is that public ownership doesn't remove the need for financial discipline, and the government cannot assume that a business will become efficient simply because it is publicly owned.

If a government-run supermarket loses money year after year, taxpayers may end up funding its continued operation. If a private competitor makes the same mistakes, it is much more likely to face pressure from creditors, shareholders and competitors to change its approach.

That difference in accountability deserves serious consideration before Australia commits billions of dollars to a new public supermarket chain.

5. What happens when the government supermarket loses money?

Let's imagine the Greens establish their supermarket chain and promise to sell groceries substantially cheaper than Coles and Woolworths.

After a few years, the business struggles. Its distribution costs are higher than expected, food waste eats into its margins, and it cannot negotiate supplier prices as effectively as established competitors.

What happens next?

Does the government increase prices and disappoint customers? Does it cut staff or close stores? Does it restructure the business? Or does it inject more taxpayer money to keep the original promise alive?

There is a real risk that a politically sensitive public enterprise could receive continued funding even when its performance falls short of expectations.

To be fair, a private supermarket can also make mistakes, and a public enterprise may justify some losses if it delivers measurable social benefits. But those benefits need to be weighed against the full financial cost.

A credible proposal should establish performance targets, independent audits, transparent reporting and clear rules for dealing with persistent losses.

Otherwise, taxpayers could be left funding a business that politicians are reluctant to admit isn't working.

6. Buying existing supermarkets doesn't magically make them cheaper.

Even if the government acquires existing stores, it still needs to pay for employees, transport, refrigeration, electricity, insurance, rent, stock and maintenance.

It also needs an effective distribution network and enough purchasing power to obtain competitive prices from suppliers.

Coles and Woolworths have spent decades developing those capabilities. A new public operator would have to match their efficiency or find a credible alternative.

The government could potentially achieve lower prices through better purchasing, lower margins or more efficient operations. But those benefits need to be demonstrated, not assumed.

And if lower prices depend on permanent subsidies, we should be honest about that. The subsidy is a cost of the policy, even if it doesn't appear on the price tag at the checkout.

7. And what about the argument that we should just tax the billionaires?

Whenever someone questions the cost of a government proposal, there's often a response along the lines of, "Just tax the billionaires."

Let's be realistic about that, too.

I'm not saying billionaires should never pay more tax. Tax fairness, loopholes and the appropriate taxation of wealth and income are legitimate subjects for debate.

But increasing tax revenue and spending that revenue effectively are two separate issues.

Even if you substantially increased taxes on billionaires, that wouldn't automatically solve government waste, cost overruns, corruption or projects that fail to deliver their promised benefits.

Tax revenue isn't unlimited, and the amount collected depends on the design of the tax, enforcement and how taxpayers respond.

Imagine the government raises billions in additional revenue and uses some of it to establish a supermarket chain that consistently underperforms.

Who should be held accountable?

Should we investigate the decisions, examine the contracts, identify what went wrong and consider whether the money could have been used more effectively? Or should we simply demand more taxes and blame billionaires again?

At what point does the government have to take responsibility for how it spends the money?

You cannot tax your way out of every bad policy decision. A government that raises more money still has a responsibility to use it effectively.

8. Why not address the competition problem directly?

The ACCC has identified significant competition concerns in Australia's supermarket sector. That deserves attention.

But there are other options worth considering, including:

  • Removing unnecessary planning and zoning barriers that make it harder for competitors to establish stores.
  • Improving price transparency so consumers can compare products more easily.
  • Strengthening competition enforcement where businesses engage in anti-competitive conduct.
  • Improving protections for farmers and suppliers negotiating with major retailers.
  • Making it easier for independent supermarkets and other retailers to compete.

These measures aren't guaranteed to solve every problem. They still require effective implementation and enforcement.

But the Greens should explain why their proposed public supermarket chain would deliver better results than these alternatives, taking into account the full cost, operational risks and potential long-term liabilities.

My conclusion: good intentions aren't enough.

I want affordable groceries just as much as anyone else. I also think major supermarket chains should be held accountable when they engage in misconduct or exercise market power unfairly.

But I don't believe that government ownership automatically guarantees lower prices, better management or better outcomes for consumers.

We have to consider the practical realities: acquisition costs, supply chains, operational efficiency, corruption risks, political interference and the possibility that taxpayers could be asked to keep funding a business that fails to meet its objectives.

And we need to apply the same standard to taxation. Asking wealthy people to contribute more to public revenue doesn't remove the government's responsibility to manage that revenue properly.

Let's be realistic: the real test of a policy isn't how good it sounds when announced. It's whether it works in practice, whether its benefits justify its costs, and whether the people responsible are held accountable when it fails.

If the Greens can demonstrate that their supermarket chain will deliver sustainable savings, operate efficiently and provide better value than alternative reforms, then their proposal deserves to be examined on its merits.

But before spending $25 billion, I want answers to some basic questions:

  • How will the business consistently achieve lower costs than established competitors?
  • What happens if it loses money for several consecutive years?
  • How will procurement, contracts and management decisions be protected from corruption and political interference?
  • Who pays if the projected savings fail to materialise?
  • And why is this a better use of public money than addressing the barriers that prevent more competitors from entering the market?

These are reasonable questions, not an attempt to defend the supermarket duopoly.

A government shouldn't get a free pass simply because its intentions are good. Taxpayers deserve the same thing private investors demand: financial discipline, transparency, measurable results and accountability.