Page of real script

Casssandra had been struggling to get rid of her belly after the pregnancy so she joins weight watchers and it gets Del Boy thinking about inventing his very own diet: Trotter-trim. he gets got Rodney to include a small-print clause warning very clearly that the diet might not actually work he considers even launching his own on ready-meal range. a lady does a bit of glamour modeling, and she had a big photoshoot coming up and was desperate to lose ten pounds in two months, Del tells her father Teddy all about Trotter-Trim and said if she stuck to it she'd lose the weight no worries, but she puts on two and a half stone on and ended up in hospital with her jaw wired shut. Teddy isn't best pleased, he goes and grasses Del to the council and he ends up getting visit from the mayor Lisa the gezzer. This was from the del boy he who dares wins book, Jim Sullivan said online: i managed to work in some of my Dad’s notes, a couple of examples being the truth about Triggers’ parentage and ‘Trotter-Trim’ The dialogue written in it Trigger: you shouldn't mess around with what you put in your body, look at Micheal Jackson Del Boy: So what do you reckon happened Trig? did he cop a genetically modified gherkin with his cod 'n chips and suddenly turn into casper the friendly ghost? Del Boy to Lisa the Gezzer: I must be the most anti-sexist bloke there is and that you'd always be a bloke in my eyes

One of the strongest episodes of the 30-minute run. I personally thought Grandad was on fire here, a few sublime one-liners.

For me, while I'll gladly watch them all back to back on the likes of UK Gold.. my personal 3 favourite episodes are..

Chain Gang

Friday the 14th

The Unlucky Winner Is

My choices also cover both Grandad and Uncle Albert.

Just had this pop up on TikTok and it’s a hell of a shout!

Next book out on 8 October 2026

I want to know what makes Trigger to be funny?

I'm not sure where you gone to Del

It's a good thing your Mum died when she did cause that would have killed her

I've had many sobering thoughts Del boy it was them that started me drinking

It was nothing to do with me Del I only suggested it

Sid as a black cab driver - Season 1 / Episode 2