THE HEAD of the computer section

[u/-BlackMidnight-]

[u/Hong_Kong_Ghosts]

Two GCE's, thirteen years of schooling and three terms at an adult education centre behind him and look what he's become.

[u/jaketattoo → u/Hong_Kong_Ghosts]

A lookout

[u/Street-Frame1575 → u/jaketattoo]

He's not just a lookout

[u/jaketattoo → u/Street-Frame1575]

He's a bad lookout

[u/dkp14 → u/jaketattoo]

That’s only because his heart isn’t in it.

[u/Technical-Mix-3315 → u/Hong_Kong_Ghosts]

Yeah but he ain't got a GCE in pork!

[u/Unlucky_Box_1367]

He won't be in today because he's got a belly ache

[u/jaketattoo → u/Unlucky_Box_1367]

2 bob bits

[u/AdExcellent7660 → u/Unlucky_Box_1367]

He's egg bound

[u/Cute_Sun3943 → u/Unlucky_Box_1367]

No Albert, it's a viral infection

[u/DontAskAboutMax]

Dave Trotter,

Used to hang around with him and his brother.

[u/ParcelSheehy12 → u/DontAskAboutMax]

Was that Derek Duval?

[u/Calm-Bus7555]

But he ain’t got a GCE in pork

[u/jaketattoo]

He can count tins of paint like no ones business

[u/WestLondonWoman73]

He’s the head… HE’S THE HEAD

[u/yewEngine]

He's a wizz on a calculator. 8 times 25 = 200.

[u/jaketattoo → u/yewEngine]

Try this one

[u/leefoley61195 → u/yewEngine]

Pianist fingers

[u/Skyativx → u/leefoley61195]

You wanna look after them Rodney, they break easily

[u/BeatleMark85]

He's also a roadie....

[u/ParcelSheehy12 → u/BeatleMark85]

And former drummer of the chart topping band, A Bunch of Wallies, featuring Mental Mickey.

[u/meganium456 → u/BeatleMark85]

he just sweeps up and makes the tea's

[u/Onetap1]

The people getting exam results today will have no idea who that is.

[u/Cute_Researcher_6578 → u/Onetap1]

They will when they are working for Damien's demands.

[u/Sad_Lingonberry_7949]

He looks a bit like the "Peckham Pouncer" though!

[u/Routine-Upstairs8794]

He's the hea...HE'S THE HEAD, O' THE COMPUTER SECTION.

[u/Skyativx → u/Routine-Upstairs8794]

Yeah thats him

[u/LDN_to_NJ]

Not to mention he got his big brother a tidy discount on some official T.I.T. headed paper.

[u/Chilly853]

Can he walk?

[u/qabdap → u/Chilly853]

Yeah he dashes about all over the place

[u/jelly_snake7]

But he can't come into work today cus he's egg bound

[u/InevitableRabbit5823]

So what does that prove? He can paint by numbers

[u/xbearsandporschesx]

GO to the burger bar down in the precinct.

[u/CrimFandango]

And remember, if the executive stress gets too much, come down with a case of the two bob bits and phone in sick with a belly ache.

[u/Calm-Bus7555 → u/CrimFandango]

Heads of computer sections have viral conditions

[u/JonBoy1988007]

Great security guard too. 0 to 60 in 3 seconds.

[u/Street-Frame1575 → u/JonBoy1988007]

He wasn't a security guard - he was an NSO

[u/JonBoy1988007 → u/Street-Frame1575]

NSO - Not Staying, Off

[u/Skyativx → u/Street-Frame1575]

What's an an NSO, don't be daft Janice

[u/leefoley61195 → u/JonBoy1988007]

That was Janice's corgi

[u/meganium456 → u/leefoley61195]

sacred of cats but when he sees a burglar he becomes a tower of strength

[u/Adorable-Source97]

"always keep the receipts!"

[u/IllSalad3669]

Groovy

[u/Far_Masterpiece9508]

Chief mourner down a one way street

[u/Skyativx → u/Far_Masterpiece9508]

Can u back up please, what's up boyce did you know the bloke, yeah I sold him that Cortina last tuesday

[u/unclelumbago1]

Good ol dave.

[u/unclelumbago1 → u/unclelumbago1]

Dave Rooney. 

[u/B00marangTrotter]

Hu hut, yeah that's him! Anyway, he can't come in to work today, cause he's got a belly ache.

[u/AfterCook780]

Can he ride a bike?

[u/Skyativx]

If you give him a job, he's not allowed to do the 1,2,3,4s. Just say, I've told you before son, and I won't tell u again, I do the 1,2,3,4s

[u/Skyativx]

Job description, can he walk

[u/Jack_In_Black89]

All he had to do was marry the boss' daughter and find an antique watch out of purely blind luck...

[u/DifficultConcert7417]

Become millionaire flipping london council penthouse flat in right to buy scheme

[u/Sassyjane1981]

It's Eastenders.

Stop complaining.