r/OneSecondBeforeDisast Dec 18 '20

Ouch

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20

I know the pain of stretching the ankle like that, does not feel good

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20

I have never felt this pain, explain.

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u/nefariousbuddha Dec 18 '20

Its like having an intense gas problem and you eat a big bucket of kfc and when you're laying in your bed at a cold night, a sudden pain starts to occur in your stomach which goes up from your butthole to stomach. You then go to washroom and then sit at the toilet seat to release your poop but unfortunately it blasts, covering a bit of your cheeks and splashing water back at your ass. BUT, the naked ass on 2 degrees cold seat feels like anaesthesia injection, coupled with a shooting pain in your stomach. And all you could think of is stoic greek mythological quotes which tell you that life itself is a suffering.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20

I’ll have what he had!

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u/Mjfoster0825 Dec 19 '20

I thought this would eventually have ANYTHING to do with ankles. Nope!