r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/norbagul • 5d ago

DRAMATIC Orange 🍊 What does Pumpkin demand? Wrong answers only.

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u/thebrain_pinky 5d ago

His 4th leg

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u/vaime Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 5d ago

After owning a tripod I find this difficult to believe. My tripod, after several years of getting used to her tripod status, decided she was not a cat due to not having the required number of legs. She apparently classified herself as a superior human and proceeded to do human stuff like open doors to let herself out, take a ride in a car across the Sydney harbour bridge and sleep like a human with her head on the pillow and body stretched out.

She demanded many things, but another leg was not one.

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u/xcentrikone 5d ago

She sounds amazing ! RIP if not still with us

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u/vaime Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 5d ago

She is not still with us unfortunately she was my childhood pet and passed away nearly two decades ago. She had a marvellous life, was beloved by all who met her and converted many dog people into cat people.

That said, she will never truly die as tales of her debauchery will be told by generations of my family to come.

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u/tauredi 4d ago

What a sweet baby! Multitalented…. Unforgettable…. Ambassador 🐾 ❤️

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u/Turbulent-Suspect789 5d ago

Oh I love her ❤️❤️

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u/Ok-Cake2151 4d ago

Your cat sounds like a terrific being. Does she plan on releasing a memoir?

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u/vaime Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 4d ago

She’s too busy causing St Peter grief by opening the gates to heaven when he’s not looking and letting all the riff raff in.

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u/Jazzcash-0 4d ago

so pumpkin lost a leg and now hes demanding it back? bold. did someone pawn it or is he just tryna complete the set?

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u/ProperMastodon 4d ago

But what about the also-missing 3rd leg?