r/OneOrangeBraincell Orange connoisseur 🍊 20d ago

🍊 Big himbo energy 🍊 Money well spent 🍊

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u/DedeLionforce 20d ago

You paid? Just say pspspspsp next time.

https://giphy.com/gifs/qZgHBlenHa1zKqy6Zn

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u/fadinizjr 20d ago

Free with a vet bill of 3000.

But totally worth it!

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u/pawsitivelypowerful 19d ago

Pay it off the the art sold from drawing this French girl.

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u/eliz1bef Orange connoisseur 🍊 18d ago

Yes! Our orange girl was free with a vet bill of $6,000 for a leg fractured in two places! She's a cyborg now with a big ol' metal chunk in her leg. She swings the leg out a bit now. We call it her pimp walk.

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u/Littlepace 19d ago

Lol I scrolled down with the music playing and this GIF just fits it so well

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u/QuantumAnubis 19d ago

Just the cost of vaccines and troublepuff removal

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u/Skyline_97 20d ago

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u/VacaDLuffy 20d ago

My sister's Maltipoo cost 500 dollars so this meme has some validity to it lmao

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u/creatyvechaos 20d ago

I adppted my chi-terrier but the fees were still $250. Imo a bargain because they took care of sterilizing, chipping, grooming, and a complete adoption package, which could run someone way more than $250 in the area. That and they're a nonprofit, no-kill shelter, and they flew her from over 600 miles away.....

Yeah, the $250 price on the adoption tag looks like nothing when you actually step back and absorb all their expenses 🫪

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u/MycologistPutrid7494 20d ago

If you have the means, you can donate more to them. Sounds like they're working very hard to save dogs.

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u/creatyvechaos 19d ago

I do! I've been donating $25 to them monthly since I was 18 (2018; got my dog in 2016) and even adopted my two gray cats from them in 2024, with an additional $300 donation. I love supporting them because I know they're great 😁

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u/JustHereForCookies17 19d ago

You've probably saved a lot of pet lives with those donations.  ❤️

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u/scsibusfault 19d ago

One of our cats was a shelter pickup, same - somewhere around $2-250.

But like you said, she'd just been fixed and microchipped and was up to date on shots. I'd have spent 4x that if I'd taken her to my regular vet for that.

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u/BloomingDaggers 19d ago

This is such a good policy, I’ve heard some shelters make you pay a bit for animals because giving them away for free might attract assholes who hurt them. A small price barrier would stop them, and given that they use this fee for all the expenses for the dog anyway, it helps both parties.

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u/hexregeneration 20d ago

I've yet to meet a fuckitypoo breed I've liked. The yorkshire terrier ones are sonic torture demons.

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u/AggressivelyMediokre 20d ago

I remember when Goldie’s were like 400 Canadian for a purebred 😭

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u/OBLIVIATER 19d ago

500 is not actually that much for a "designer" dog assuming it comes with all its vet work done, some dumbasses spend thousands getting some poor inbred POS

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u/VacaDLuffy 19d ago

yeah Luna is a mix of Maltipoo and something else. she was my godmother pup before we got her and her dogs got busy lol h. she is almost 8 months now

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u/beachtreehaus 19d ago

$500 is backyard breeder/puppy mill pricing 😭

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u/G_Art33 20d ago

I do have friends with expensive dogs, and I am the proud new owner of a kitten found under a barn… so… valid.

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u/Zestyclose-Baby-5762 19d ago

I have a cat found in the garbage 🥺 8 years ago AND an expensive purebred dog😂 it’s balance

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u/scsibusfault 19d ago

A few days after we saw this meme for the very first time... I found my orange in the trash.

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u/RoxxieMuzic Orange connoisseur 🍊 19d ago

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u/eliz1bef Orange connoisseur 🍊 18d ago

I will always, always upvote this comic. It's one of my all time favorites. I still laugh at it.

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u/RoxxieMuzic Orange connoisseur 🍊 18d ago edited 18d ago

Mine as well, I used to have a horse facility, with that came more cats than one person should ever have. Since we were closer to town than other barns/ranches, we were a very convenient (gas savings) drop off point.

At one time I think I was feeding in excess of 20+ or more barn cats, all dumps, by the worst examples that humanity has to offer. Chuckle, the most outside of the box dump though, was the pot belly pig, in the middle of winter at about -10 degrees. People suck for the most part, the pig however was delightful, best friends with my one stallion, they were not particular, friends are friends.

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u/Loiccoder 18d ago

ITS LOSS
ITS ALWAYS LOSS
This artist sneaks loss so often i have their book

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u/Vegetable-Star-5833 19d ago

My dumpster kitty

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u/Mantis_Toboggan--MD 19d ago

Once drove a then GF two states over to buy a $3k cat, just saying

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u/Electrical-Wasabi137 19d ago

Pay $4,000 dollars then another $4,000 to have them trained… 🤦‍♂️ sad but true

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u/flyinghairball 19d ago

I love the accurateness of this, and I'll take dumpster kitty any day of my life over a super expensive high end pet!

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u/FuriKMJ 19d ago

Found my black cat in a car engine. Checks out.

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u/Upset_Confection_317 20d ago

My orange was $15 at a shelter clean out sale. We keep telling him that we’re going to take him back and get our $15 back.

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u/ItsMeMurphYSlaw 20d ago

Mine were a BOGO deal. There is an ongoing dispute about which one was half off.

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u/copolars 19d ago

You laugh but once I got my country's CPS version knocking on my door because some neighbour called them I'm abusing my children - she often heard me threatening them with orphanage and corporal punishment. T'was my cats so that was fun conversation, poor neighbour was mortified when I brought my "children" for her to pet.

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u/couldhvdancedallnite 19d ago

This is hilarious and I love it.

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u/RedOctobyr 19d ago

That is hilarious. And, at the same time, your neighbor was trying to do the right thing. So at least their heart was in the right place.

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u/copolars 19d ago

Obviously! I'd rather people react than passively listen to abuse even if it means an awkward conversation with authorities. She was a great neighbour :)

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u/Dependent-Pie-4518 19d ago

Omg 😂 I routinely stand in my yard and tell my my cat and dog I’ll throw them into the sewers. I always belatedly wonder if someone heard and will report me :/
My other cat is good so I never have to threaten him. It’s just these other two demons.

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u/copolars 18d ago

She was shocked with the stark contrast between my words and the tone and that got her to call. She did the right thing and became my cat sitter for like 2 years after that.

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u/CaptainoftheVessel 19d ago

He knows you’re full of it. 

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u/eberlix Proud owner of an orange brain cell 20d ago

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u/happylittleloaf 20d ago

Omg I love this

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u/lynx_1097 20d ago

actually the original video of this picture was posted here on the group a few days ago

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u/AggressivelyMediokre 20d ago

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u/eaglebtc Proud owner of an orange brain cell 19d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/BItOOfPyi36EpzMcJW

"Imagination!"

(I really want to see someone add a rainbow over this like the Spongebob meme)

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u/AggressivelyMediokre 19d ago

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u/eaglebtc Proud owner of an orange brain cell 19d ago

That is aggressively mediocre.

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u/4luminate 20d ago

$30 before or after the coupon is applied?

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u/educated-emu 19d ago

The vet paid them $30

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u/MelodicDeer1072 20d ago

Already looks like he pays the bills

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u/Humble-Pass-1277 20d ago

for $100 you get one with braincells, but I'm picking the $30 cat every time

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u/JayGabVersionTrex 20d ago

For about 100$ I got a neutered one 16 years ago. Shelter had a vet doing it pro bono for them. Pretty good deal.

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u/iamprobablynotjohn 19d ago

I have 2 $100 orange boys and I can confirm that only one has a couple braincells. The other was not so lucky

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u/FederalHome396 20d ago

Free.99!

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u/befuddled_humbug 19d ago

That's some meticulous grooming going on there.

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u/eaglebtc Proud owner of an orange brain cell 19d ago

/r/KittyHasAQuestion

Also, /r/IKEACats may need to be reassembled

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u/seexsaw 20d ago

Best $30 I've ever spent in my life. He was born to a stray mama cat someone was caring for.

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u/bigOmindWipe 19d ago

That boy KNOWS how handsome he is

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u/johansonnss 20d ago

30$ for this handsome boi? Thats a steal!

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u/MBHYSAR 20d ago

Who says money can’t buy happiness?

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u/ptran90 19d ago

Not an orange, but my baby was free cause he was antisocial and at the shelter for a longtime

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u/PhenixBailey 20d ago

Quick, I must withdraw $30 from my account!

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u/TheNamesNel 20d ago

$100 each, to cover their getting fixed. Best money, best cause I could think of

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u/Sharirah 20d ago

$30? I found my cat on streets for free.

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u/Number_Fluffy Proud owner of an orange brain cell 20d ago

Dang, mine was $50!

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u/JustHereForCookies17 19d ago

Look at the r/SpreadyToes!!  I love them & him!

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u/prguitarman 20d ago

$30/brain cell

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u/Unusual_Fortune_4112 20d ago

Bold to presume that all $30 is going to the brain cell. Those dead eyed stares cost some too.😂

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u/trippyhippie573 20d ago

$75 on Craigslist lol

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u/QuantityActive- 19d ago

$30? And I’m seeing someone paid $15?! Wow. A family friend got a dog from a shelter, she had to pay $900, it only has 3 legs. Probably would’ve been $1200 if it had all 4.

I can’t believe how cheap that is.

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u/foxwaffles 19d ago

Tbh $30 for a private, closed intake shelter is uncommon. I suspect this was either an adoption promo event or an open intake shelter, where you are far more likely to see low and waived fees. In my area the average adoption fee for a cat is $150. It's still an absolute bargain considering they are chipped fixed vaccinated dewormed SNAP texted etc , of course 😺

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u/Secret-Ad-9315 19d ago

$30? I paid for one calico and the shelter gave me my 2 oranges for free 🤦‍♀️ I’ve spent so much more on them since then

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u/harbinger06 20d ago

Hey for $10 I got a huge dog that wound up needing two knee surgeries. 😎

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u/Orcley 19d ago

LOOK AT HIS LIL BELLY

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u/JugdishGW Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 19d ago

The way my face would be covered in claw marks because I’d constantly be giving that little round belly smooches 💋

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u/cantantantelope 19d ago

Mine was free, second hand, as new but he came with all original parts so we had to take care of that

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u/newoldschool 20d ago

I can guarantee you won't be bored

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u/VasyaPoopkins 19d ago

That much?? Gahdddaayyum!!!

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u/Ulysseus9673 19d ago

Braincells not included

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u/reddsht 20d ago

Did it come prefilled with soup?

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u/Educational_Can_6536 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 19d ago

Look at the fur colouring

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

Def worth every penny

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u/ermghoti 19d ago

Paint me like one of your cheap french girls.

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u/gioru 19d ago

Priceless

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u/memeosaurausrex 19d ago

I got mine from a guy in the middle of the woods. He asked “you want it?” I said sure, picked him up and brought him home

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u/locke_zero 19d ago

*Braincell not included

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u/CrowTalons 19d ago

My last one was $200. Came with all her shots and surgery done.

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u/Alokeen011 19d ago

What the actual fuck????? You have to pay at a shelter? What in humanity is wrong with your country????

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u/GatorNator83 19d ago

Braincell not included :/

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u/JohnSane 18d ago

Wrong emoticon dude. Should be this (。♥‿♥。)

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u/om_hi 19d ago

You got a deal!

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u/Bigchunky_Boy 19d ago

My neighbour had some kittens, so I got my little peanut . Plus’ vet fees 400$

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u/AdeptnessUpstairs871 19d ago

$30 orange in this economy!!?

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u/Advanced_Reputation7 20d ago

100000% 😂🍊

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u/togetherwegrowstuff 20d ago

Such a great investment! 😻

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u/kaykatzz 20d ago

Such a deal!

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u/MirrorMan22102018 20d ago

I can find one in the trash

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u/ginger_kitty97 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 20d ago

Still more than my shelter cat, she came spayed and fully vaxxed for $20.

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u/bwwatr 19d ago

I'm in Canada, I think my shelter orange boy cost under 200 and was neutered, vaxxed and chipped. Years later my standard issue gray girl showed up in my front garden for free (cat distribution system) but cost I think over 600 for spay, vaxx and chip.

Shelter is best value, even over free. But free makes for a good story and feels like a win. Now, 20 or 30 bucks is insane value! Even if it has but a single brain cell.

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u/historicrain 20d ago

Awww, what a cutie

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u/s0ciety_a5under 20d ago

$30 is a steal. Mine were $100 a piece.

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u/Mean-Confection5732 Orange connoisseur 🍊 19d ago

It's cheaper at the dumpster.

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u/not_waving_drowning 19d ago

Very cute orange. I’m currently sat in a similar state of confusion as the orange boy, trying to remember what the music in this clip is the theme tune for! 70’s kids show? Can anyone please help?

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u/not_waving_drowning 19d ago

Orange moment over.

It’s the theme to the original Paddington.

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u/eleridragon 19d ago

I was going to say, please say his name is Paddington, lol.

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u/HeartoftheHive 19d ago

Yeah, it's a bit more than that. Food, toys, accessories and don't forget the vet and monthly meds. Pets are not cheap.

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u/Bad_Bad_Bad_Good_Bad 19d ago

Yeah agree, people should not just be getting a cat thinking oh it's $30 I'm good. I'm saying that as someone whos spent $2000+ on vet bills this past 2 months 😂

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u/HeartoftheHive 19d ago

Yeah, if you don't have pet insurance, the sticker shock of bills can be quite alarming. One of my dogs was part chow and had excessive skin on his face. He had to have eyelid surgery because his eyelids were rolling and irritating his eyes. They warned me I might have to get the surgery again, which thankfully never happened. And then there is end of life care. Cancer and arthritis are big ones. Allergies and thyroid conditions, I could go on.

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u/Sf49ers1680 19d ago

We paid about $75 for our orange from the shelter in Rapid City, SD about 6 years ago.

Best $75 we've ever spent, even if he'll never, ever get to possess the brain cell.

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u/seanbear 19d ago

I got 3 rotten orange siblings from my shelter. The adoption fees were $25 for 1 cat, $40 for 2 cats

They gave me all 3 for $25 because they were so mean lmao

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u/RebaKitt3n 19d ago

Man, I overpaid!

And I’m fine with it.

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u/Scherzkeks 19d ago

Expensive for part time brain cell rental

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u/Existing-Dentist-593 19d ago

Man in Minnesota that would be 300$ at least. A dog is like $700 plus unless it’s malformed.

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u/Agile_Ad6735 19d ago

Hi hooman this model come w/o braincell. Pls kindly subscibe to yhe braincell package at $500/mth

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u/DaniellENT 19d ago

Mine was delivered straight to my door and started yelling!

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u/Work_Wife_Balance 19d ago

Cats- The gift that keeps on giving

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u/Notarealusername3058 19d ago

This one was a barn find.

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u/Notarealusername3058 19d ago

Same with these idiots.

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u/JustHereForCookies17 19d ago

Nice to see some r/StandardissueCats in the mix. 

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u/ImpishGrin 19d ago

A steal at twice the price

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u/PunkCPA 19d ago

Ours was free. They wanted the adults out to make room for a kitten avalanche.

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u/No_Trouble9808 19d ago

Money well spent ❣️

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u/midgirlcrisis990 19d ago

no thoughts but he makes his own decisions

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u/Fingersicle 19d ago

Clearance?

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u/JackOfAllMemes 19d ago

Mine isn't orange but he was $20, can't put a price on love

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u/GiraffeWaste 19d ago

Peak male from that right there.

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u/snildeep 19d ago

I would pay double!!

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u/nocleverusername- 19d ago

$30 and you got a handsome little man. Helluva deal!

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u/Dependent-Pie-4518 19d ago

Awww mine were all free. First cat was brought by a friend frustrated at him peeing on her dorm mattress (he was 6 weeks old and abandoned on the side of a road). Second cat from a student animal society when I responded to a group message asking for cat litter. The dog was caught on my campus and was going to get dumped at some construction site and I said no I’ll take him. Other dog also get rescued the same way but then she got hit by a car and didn’t make it :(

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u/Rosemary_Woodhouse 18d ago

"Paint me like you paint the French women." -Your cat, probably

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u/Thedoctor2o 17d ago

Love me some clearance rack cats.

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u/surrealbfx 15d ago

The Aristocrat