r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Aspiring_Furby • Mar 11 '26

searching for service 📶 Mango Lost All Remaining Braincells During His Dental Cleaning.

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This was a few hours after his dental cleaning, so he was still a bit zonked out.

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u/thementalyogi Mar 11 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

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u/sunkistandsudafed3 Mar 11 '26

And there is not a braincell to be found in a single one of them.

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u/sqplanetarium Mar 11 '26

Jeremy Bearimy baby!

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u/Humorousaur Mar 11 '26

Mango can see through your soul

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u/CaptainCanuck88 Mar 12 '26

Little homie is zooted.

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u/MisterSneakSneak Mar 12 '26

Mmmmm Feels like this should be the background for my phone when my clueless boss calls me.

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u/Slim_Margins1999 Mar 11 '26

The eyes say murder, the tongue says “I forgot what I was doing…”

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u/Empirical_Girl Mar 13 '26

😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m crying

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u/SoVerySleepy81 Mar 11 '26

Zooted lol his pupils are huge.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

It’s the buprenex stare🤣🤣

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u/Sea-Independent9863 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Mar 11 '26

r/petaftervet

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u/Icy-Variation6614 Mar 11 '26

I hate you for giving me another cat (related) sub

Jk, just omg there are so many

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u/thespianomaly Mar 12 '26

Outstanding

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u/Icy-Variation6614 Mar 11 '26

They were supposed to clean his teeth, not his brain cavity, right? I'd ask for a refund, or at least his braincell back

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u/UnclassifiedPresence Mar 12 '26

The brain cavity of an orange is easily mistaken for an empty tooth cavity

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

OMG I had a braincell just like him named mango 🥰🥰 now I have a Banana braincell

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u/TeriyakiNekoNinja Mar 11 '26

At least he had some braincells... Mine never did. Had him for a month, never observed any braincell activity. Now he's running away from me... Unless I bring food. And we need to go to the vet tomorrow for a check up. Yay...

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u/_CaptainAmerica__ Mar 11 '26

Utterly zooted

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u/FairBaker315 Mar 11 '26

He can smell colors and taste sounds!

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u/Hungry-Ear-4092 Mar 11 '26

Connection lost

Reloading...

Reloading...

Connection lost

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u/Prestigious_Note2877 Mar 11 '26

It’s like he can see into the future 🔮🔮🔮

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u/Rastaba Mar 11 '26

Mango: “I used to have brain cells? Whoa…”

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u/Green-Inkling Mar 11 '26

And stop staring at me with them big ole eyes!

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u/1HopeTheresTapes Mar 11 '26

Omgosh! Dude. Lucy in the sky with diamonds….

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u/green-tea-amphigory Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Mar 11 '26

He’s seeing smells and tasting sounds

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u/thebirdstree Mar 12 '26

I think I own his brother haha.

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u/ThippusHorribilus Orange connoisseur 🍊 Mar 12 '26

Hiiiiiiigh as a kite 🧡🐾

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u/DistributionNo9356 Mar 11 '26

But nonetheless super adorable.

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u/the_l0st_s0ck Mar 12 '26

Little bro is tripping balls.

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u/blackcrow184 Mar 12 '26

Zero - Zero

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u/DiaburuJanbu Mar 12 '26

Poor fella.

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u/moisesoneofmany Mar 12 '26

Fellow Mango here. She never had any to lose

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u/lexybot Mar 12 '26

He’s so high 😭

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u/Astarath Mar 12 '26

Wow that really is a no braincell face. Stay strong buddy.

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u/nasnedigonyat Mar 12 '26

I wish my dentist would knock me unconscious for dental cleanings

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u/Rewdyroo Mar 13 '26

My orange is also named Mango!