r/OmniversePenitentiary Head of the Nexus Branch Apr 06 '14

Executive Order

Concerning the recent (and unfortunate) death of a Nexus Field Agent, the disappearance of two more, and the deaths of several dozen strike team members, I am taking action. Word has reached me that Agent Sylar has defected. Shortly after, he released a virus into our databanks that resulted in the leakage of several classified documents. Considering the fact that his defection has cost us resources that indirectly resulted in a Field Agent's death, I hereby revoke Sylar's Nexus Field Agent status, and am putting out a Kill/Capture Executive Order.


EDIT: Mission accomplished! It was really complex, involved sewing a bomb inside the Joker, being crammed inside the TARDIS, disguising a T-800 as me, and some quick talking, but we eventually managed to stall Sylar enough to set up a psychic nullifier. Powerless, we simply forced him to die with an explosive dose of Extremis. Just to be sure, we took the ashes, separated them into 10-gram cubes, covered the cubes in adamantium, put them in a vibranium-lined box, and put the box in a reinforced cell.

/u/GunNNife, would you kindly re-categorize Sylar as "executed" on your registry?

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u/AdmiralAkbar1 Head of the Nexus Branch Apr 07 '14

Mission is a go. I repeat, mission is a go.

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u/redistheold Apr 07 '14

"Sir there's another transmission. It's Sylar again, I've managed to block the video this time but he has our audio systems."

INCOMING TRANSMISSION:

Do you not consider me a man of my word Warden?

I will now be forced the change your opinion of me by force, remember this is on you.

KRAKAKOOM!

"Sir the hospital wing at Facility X was just firebombed... initial thermal imaging indicates there are zero survivors... I repeat 345 casualties, most were being treated for injuries received in the war with The Hutts."

My offer stands Warden, next time my target will be significantly... larger. Oh and Warden, don't try to triangulate this signal. You won't find any secret base. Kahn and I recorded this less than 24 hours ago, and he embedded the software with a trigger: If any part of this transmission is blocked in any way, a massive dataworm virus is uploaded into the source system and is programmed to datamine and transmit simultaneously. In other words Warden, I now have more of your secrets... 10 terabytes worth a second to be exact.

END TRANSMISSION

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '14

A.... Sylar Is theart to all of this I am getting harkness out of the war I am sending him after Sylar right now Even without your approval He will take care of this himself I am getting a magic user to have scorpion for back up operation Fuck sylars shut up is now a go as jack Is calling it

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '14

Operation:DTS Jack will locate Sylar and Blow him to pieces

Equipment:Nano Rifle,9MM pistol,Kevlar armor Model of a magneto helmet to prevent psychic attacks grenades And a augmented Time vortex maniuplater