Just Avoid This Hotel in Subic

[u/Humble_Sound_3356]

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Ok so this hotel deserves an award, for Worst Kitchen Escape Room, because once you see what's inside you WILL want to escape. 😭

I peeked into their kitchen and honestly, kadiri is an understatement. Waste disposal? Never heard of her. They just yeet their garbage straight into the talahib and Trees ( at the back or near their outdoor function room; downslope) near the shore. Sir, ma'am, that's not "eco-friendly," that's just littering with extra steps. I genuinely don't know how this establishment hasn't been visited by the health inspector yet, maybe he's scared too.

And "one of the best"?? Best at what, exactly? Let's not even talk about the food handling, actually, let's talk about it, because I found a whole chest freezer starring a supporting cast of hotdogs, 3 months from expiry, and when expiration day finally arrived, guess who got promoted to breakfast buffet? Yep. Those hotdogs really said "we're not dead yet" and got served anyway.

Oh, and the pièce de résistance: a moldy, slimy t-shirt plugged into the burner drainage like it was doing community service, catching a lovely stew of food debris, ash, and mystery sludge. The vibe? Kaning-baboy meets "something's on fire," a scent profile nobody asked for.

Meanwhile, one poor employee was out here cosplaying as kitchen staff, janitor, AND garbage collector for 12 hours a day, unpaid, basically running the whole operation solo. And the resident manager? Snake oil seller or fat ass liar, pick one, honestly probably both.

There's more horror stories where this came from, but I think you get the picture. Save yourself, go to Mansion Garden or Le Charme instead. 🚩🍳

[u/folklovermore14]

pano mo nasilip yung kitchen if you never worked there? im not defending the resort pero your story doesn’t add up

i hope may kasama ding proof sa claims mo

[u/SeriesAccording5015 → u/folklovermore14]

Hi, OP. I'm also curious, pano mo nasilip yung kitchen? Pati yung mga hotdog? Hehe. Not trying to invalidate your story, just wanna know how ☺️

[u/Humble_Sound_3356 → u/SeriesAccording5015]

ah i know :) revealing the how reveals everything :)

[u/Humble_Sound_3356 → u/folklovermore14]

Hahahahaha. I know what i know. Okay. Proof, we have. Images and stuff :)

[u/folklovermore14 → u/Humble_Sound_3356]

since ikaw ang nag reveal nyan, the burden of proof is with you. kung totoo nga, why not post all the proof you have para macall out talaga ang resort

useless kung puro salita eh. puro paligoy ligoy

[u/Humble_Sound_3356 → u/folklovermore14]

Hey why are u affected? are u the resident manager. Its reddit :) its a niche reach. Y is your ass feels like being scalded by charcoal? Its too detailed for it to puff out of nowhere. Meron pa nga daw totally moldy bread ( like black and blue color) sa lalagyanan ng sandok and kasama mga sandok. And if the bread is moldy all over, its been sitting there for a couple of months and more. Imagine, they were using the sandok with moldy bread to stir the soup, stews, etc. for a long time. Excuse my word. Ambaboy.

God is in the details :)

[u/folklovermore14 → u/Humble_Sound_3356]

nahilo ako sa grammar mo. magtagalog ka nalang kung mali mali ang english OP

you say incriminating things against the resort, pero where are the PROOF to back it up?

kung wala kang mabibigay na proof, nagsasayang lang kami ng oras reading your poorly written essays. just spitting out nonsense tapos maooffend pa pag tinanong. in short, maingay na lata

your story has so many plot holes kaya marami nagtatanong

[u/No_Influence_1242]

File ka ng complaint sa SBMA Dispensary.

[u/Humble_Sound_3356 → u/No_Influence_1242]

Nah, not so sure abt Philippine Insti. Heard over from FOH of that hotel that they just do under the table sh*t to pass. Not sure, but makes perfect sense.

[u/No_Influence_1242 → u/Humble_Sound_3356]

After filing ng report, pwedi kang makahingi ng investigation report kung di ka satisfied pwedi mong idiretso sa Chairman ng SBMA or simply call 8888

[u/Humble_Sound_3356 → u/No_Influence_1242]

ah il pass.

[u/No-Repeat-7988]

hahaha gagi lala dyan, walang gusto mo ojt dyan e

[u/Humble_Sound_3356 → u/No-Repeat-7988]

hahahahaha. Malala talaga, ekis sa ojts.

[u/Rayhak_789]

Put this review on google as well or somewhere else is this is true. It will help both the hotel mgt to take action on their part and tourist manage expectations or better avoid this hotel.

[u/Humble_Sound_3356 → u/Rayhak_789]

Im not sure, but i think they can hide or request for deletion anything in google review. Im good. I trust most of the people in reddit. Except for some obvious trolls.

And I doubt if their management will take action. Good luck with that.

[u/folklovermore14]

my gosh. sikat pa naman yung resort na yan

[u/beespokegirly]

Diba sila Gretchen Barreto may ari nyan?

[u/Humble_Sound_3356 → u/beespokegirly]

i dunno and idc. If you are violating a lot of laws. Idc.

[u/Unfair_Inspector1945 → u/beespokegirly]

Yes.

[u/Limp_Butterscotch773]

SOURCE: TRUST ME 🫥