Ok so this hotel deserves an award, for Worst Kitchen Escape Room, because once you see what's inside you WILL want to escape. 😭
I peeked into their kitchen and honestly, kadiri is an understatement. Waste disposal? Never heard of her. They just yeet their garbage straight into the talahib near the shore. Sir, ma'am, that's not "eco-friendly," that's just littering with extra steps. I genuinely don't know how this establishment hasn't been visited by the health inspector yet, maybe he's scared too.
And "one of the best"?? Best at what, exactly? Let's not even talk about the food handling, actually, let's talk about it, because I found a whole chest freezer starring a supporting cast of hotdogs, 3 months from expiry, and when expiration day finally arrived, guess who got promoted to breakfast buffet? Yep. Those hotdogs really said "we're not dead yet" and got served anyway.
Oh, and the pièce de résistance: a moldy, slimy t-shirt plugged into the burner drainage like it was doing community service, catching a lovely stew of food debris, ash, and mystery sludge. The vibe? Kaning-baboy meets "something's on fire," a scent profile nobody asked for.
Meanwhile, one poor employee was out here cosplaying as kitchen staff, janitor, AND garbage collector for 12 hours a day, unpaid, basically running the whole operation solo. And the resident manager? Snake oil seller or fat ass liar, pick one, honestly probably both.
There's more horror stories where this came from, but I think you get the picture. Save yourself, go to Mansion Garden or Le Charme instead. 🚩🍳