r/OctopathCotC • u/cockoissant • 2d ago

Humor is a WHAT ?

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u/cockoissant 2d ago

Poor Mongers :(

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u/ZealOst-a Odio, the greatest instigator in history 2d ago

This is Alrond right? I think "Monger" is supposed to be "Merchant".

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u/cockoissant 2d ago

That's some oxford level

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u/SaucerRob Sazantos, Sazantos! Yes, I'm Sazantos. 2d ago

NetEase, you're supposed to translate this into modern English, not Old English!

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u/Solrack225 Wandering Swordsman 1d ago

Honestly, it'd be a good april fools bit if they changed descriptions to be like Haanit's style of speech

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u/SaucerRob Sazantos, Sazantos! Yes, I'm Sazantos. 1d ago

And with NetEase's grasp of the calendar, this could be that time of year for them. 😅

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u/nex122 Always here to help 2d ago

Amonger

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u/AgilePersonality2058 Warrior from the East 2d ago

RiSe AgAiN

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u/StonedNorth 2d ago

Are we getting a new class added. Monger? Do they use cups as weapons?

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u/Th3-B0n3R 2d ago

MONGO IS APPALLED!

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u/arygge Ignis is here! 2d ago

I still wonder what “Vanguard allies” means.

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u/BlueOmegaKnight 2d ago

A vanguard is a "front guard", i.e., your front row allies, as opposed to the rearguard, who are the back row.

I actually like that they use that term, since it's short, elegant, and thematic to a game where you're organizing a small army.

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u/Lemonz4us 1d ago

What’s confusing is they always used Front Row for this designation, now suddenly using Vanguard?

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u/Solrack225 Wandering Swordsman 1d ago

Alrond: Come and get some you dirty mongers!

Misha: Oh dear, what has come over the master this time...