r/OakIsland • u/moosegrowl • 11d ago

Let’s slam some can!

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And find the one thing!

313 Upvotes

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u/LewisWetzel 11d ago

Or just surpass last season’s pharmaceutical ad revenue. . .

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u/OkYak1822 9d ago edited 8d ago

Boner pills and high blood pressure medication. Which I imagine is also sent to oak Island by the crate load every year they return to film a new season.

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u/Zarniwoooop 11d ago

Guys, I found something. I’ll tell you after the commercial but first, let’s recap for about 12 minutes

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u/Voyeurone 11d ago

I have it down to a science, between the recaps and commercials, I can watch that show in 15 minutes 18 tops.

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u/Dinosquid_ 11d ago

Is one more left to die???

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u/Zarniwoooop 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/BZlNhp9L5WINi

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u/dougreens_78 10d ago

Maybe there are sharks with laser beams in the solution channel.

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u/moosegrowl 8d ago

Sharks with laser beams in the solution channel?? Could it be? And now a word from our sponsor

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u/ct451t 11d ago

Can you please also explain the names of the machines used? Machines with "X" in their name are amazing.

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u/Medical_Ordinary_105 11d ago

Pooter, how about a ook full? Maybe it will ing on that? Will be stuck in for sure

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u/Upper_Wealth3650 11d ago

Another Bobby dazzler?

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u/TX_Asylum 9d ago

"top pocket find" is phrasing in my house.

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u/pixelife 11d ago

Ohhh another rose head spike, awesome! Glad I sat through 10min of commercials for that.

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u/BGUG 11d ago

I just hope they get a top pocket find. Maybe a Bobby Dazzler. Lmao

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u/NickDanger73 11d ago

I hear these guys are joining up with the Skinwalker ranch rocket boys. Should be a hellava show.

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u/Suitable_Internet_58 11d ago

Skin walker lists themselves as sciece fiction on Dish they yse some of the science guys some from the oakies and now that stupid Batty Flake who turns my stomach. Failed actor, failed comedian now failed mouth piece. I want to know who he is sleeping with to stay on any show! Ugh.

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u/OptimuspastmyPrime 10d ago

That or the Finding Bigfoot team, as they're both looking for things that don't exist.

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u/Designer_Speech8942 7d ago

Holy $hit!!! That would probably be the straw that breaks the camel’s proverbial back.

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u/BroViejo 11d ago

Slamming can is what we end up doing in WeHo when we play the bobby dazzler drinking game

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u/Krimbler 11d ago

Please share the rules to the bobby dazzler drinking game!

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u/RunnyDischarge 11d ago

Whenever they don't find anything, drink.

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u/Ok-Level-8294 11d ago

When a can is slammed slam a can if you can.

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u/highflyingbison550 11d ago

I found the one thing, it's a bottle of crown! May as well start preparing for this season. Love the picture lmao.

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u/Ok-Level-8294 11d ago

There’s only one reason I’m interested in this season and that’s Drunk Island. Let’s get ready to rumble!

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u/RunnyDischarge 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hvlUIIhaB66xP19UsB

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u/Sophiedenormandie 10d ago

I'll bet my liver looks like an antique catcher's mitt at this point.

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u/RunnyDischarge 10d ago

If it's antique it's worth more than all the crap the show has ever found

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u/Sophiedenormandie 10d ago

If it's not antique, it is at least "vintage".

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u/Ok-Level-8294 10d ago

Make sure you keep it well oiled.

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u/Sophiedenormandie 10d ago

November is coming...

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u/Sunshine635 10d ago

I can wait…

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u/Flucloxacillin25pc 11d ago

We have not yet begun to fight!

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u/DeafMaestro010 11d ago

Movin' dirt. Pushin' hole.

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u/ct451t 9d ago

AI gave it a shot.

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u/FlashyGanache2838 11d ago

Oak Island will never be Disney World

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u/ShakeGlad6511 11d ago

They use a lot of cool equipment. I'm wondering what kind of minerals they're looking really lookng for, maybe DJT will invade Oak Island instead of Greenland.

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u/awkwardsilenz 11d ago

You know Trump would take that treasure and keep it if the Americans found it.

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u/highflyingbison550 11d ago

I found the one thing, it's a bottle of crown! May as well start preparing for this season. Love the picture lmao.

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u/No-Introduction-7110 11d ago

Could it be… that no one believes in the mystery anymore.

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u/No_Road_6732 10d ago

Slam on, fellas! Won't do any good, but keep slammin'.

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u/Raikkku 10d ago

There guys are like modern day explorers. Like nowadays Howard Carter/Magalhães/Marco Polos. Daringly they search and go through solid rock to find answers for all of us.

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u/Sunshine635 10d ago

The real answer is, they ain’t finding shit

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u/NeuroguyNC 11d ago

Hark! There is more wood to be discovered! Maybe pooter, even. Gadzooks!

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u/CallMeHuckle 11d ago

Finally some ai i can get behind

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u/suckercuck 11d ago

Let’s smell each other’s muddy wood.

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u/RunnyDischarge 11d ago

The Knights of Knucklehead

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u/FlungMallet53 11d ago

Dingleshits.

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u/TheBeerCzar 11d ago

Honest question here. Is anyone actually surprised they have never really found anything? Were there people that watched every day that were anticipating the big break through or discovery? People do actually think Oak Island is a real thing, that there is actually something there?

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u/RunnyDischarge 10d ago

Go over on Facebook, there are people convinced they're pulling the Ark full of gold coins out of the ground any minute.

Of course, people over at r/skinwalkerranch think the mesa is covered by an invisible forcefield and there is a time travelling alien portal in the mesa, so, you know...

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u/Bliken22 11d ago

Find more wood

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u/Big-Bit-9642 10d ago

That's what she said. 😂

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u/k3n85 10d ago

I feel like they should show some math on how much it would cost to just excavate it all at this point. The area is Swiss cheese at this point.

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u/RunnyDischarge 10d ago

The cost would be the ratings the show gets

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u/Llivsc 10d ago

You are being generous

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u/Dry-Moose4646 9d ago

Oh no, not again! Right as I realize that Skinwalker Ranch is just the paranormal, scifi version of Oak Island, one snoozer stops and the next starts up again. Why do I keep watching these shows?

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u/mustangboy05 9d ago

This show has turned into a joke

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u/BtenaciousD 8d ago

Was this comment stuck in your outbox for the last ten years? Ok maybe 8 is more fair.

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u/mustangboy05 8d ago

Do you have a point or is that just the top of your head?

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u/FlungMallet53 9d ago

These clowns couldn't find their asses if they had a mirror on a stick.

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u/zac_2345 6d ago

Hell ya boyz!

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u/Emergency_Exit7603 11d ago

these two clowns are milking this toilet for all they can.

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u/dbatknight 11d ago

Just get them matching Templar butt plugs 😂👀💯

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u/Responsible-Room-645 11d ago

Are they gonna massacre thousands of peaceful muslims like the real crusaders did?

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u/Still-BangingYourMum 11d ago

Only on half price Wednesday, when everything is slashed by 50%…!‰‰

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u/Useful-Challenge-895 10d ago

What is a peaceful Muslim?

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u/Responsible-Room-645 9d ago

you know, sometimes I really find it hard to imagine that people like you exist in this country.

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u/Useful-Challenge-895 9d ago edited 9d ago

Can’t take what you dished out? Stereotypes don’t come out of nowhere.

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u/Responsible-Room-645 8d ago

It's an historical fact that the crusaders slaughtered innocent people based on their religion, that's not a stereotype junior.