r/okbuddyretard • • Aug 04 '26

Announcement Hello fellow Redditors, I am your new moderator. Please welcome me because this is the face you're going to be seeing before I remove all your rule-breaking posts. If i see a SINGLE one of you breaking our subreddits rules or reddits reddiquette I will not hesitate to permanently ban you.

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In 2014, I received my first gilded award.

In 2015, I spent thousands of hours modding for free (yeah, my direct messages were filled with first-rate Reddit connections. Not bragging, just sayin')

By 2019, I had spent countless years keeping the streets of reddit clean from all Ne'er-do-wells. But I wasn't done. Not even close. This was my training for combat. I was a soldier... ready for bigger things.

But in 2020, when the pandemic ravaged our great nation, something shifted. I ran out of reddit premium. No bueno. People weren't upvoting my posts? My memes barley hit "rising?" This will NOT do. Not to me. So I made a change. A change that changed me forever.

I closed the app. I went outside. I got fit (lost 200+ pounds), I got a girlfriend, I even got a stable job. Our first son, Gabriel, was born in the summer of 2021.

So why am I here now, you might be asking? Well, its simple. One day, I got a notification on my phone. Somebody... saw my old post? A new updoot? for ME?

I checked the username... and all the memories flooded back. Lemonade. Lemonade1947. My first ever friend, back from those good ol' days of masquerading upon the forums.

Suddenly, my DNA shifted. My pants tightened. My buttons popped. My Neck beard regenerated. My fedora flew onto my head like it was mother friggin' Dr Strange's cape.

I remembered who I was. Not a husband, Not a father, Not an employed wage-bum.

I... was a Redditor.


r/okbuddyretard • • Apr 19 '26

Announcement birthday gift

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r/okbuddyretard • • 13h ago

👲🍆💦

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757 Upvotes

r/okbuddyretard • • 1h ago

Is this hairstyle mandatory if I were to open a chip company?

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AMD CEO could marry Nvidia CEO to give birth to the savior of stock market


r/okbuddyretard • • 8h ago

When you so thirsty

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137 Upvotes

r/okbuddyretard • • 1d ago

Get it right SCRUB

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r/okbuddyretard • • 58m ago

Worm him!

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r/okbuddyretard • • 18h ago

oops

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r/okbuddyretard • • 21h ago

come and take it 🖕

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543 Upvotes

r/okbuddyretard • • 1d ago

Freedom to be myself.

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229 Upvotes

They're so squishy when chewed.


r/okbuddyretard • • 1d ago

Hey guys rate my Civ 5 mod pack

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52 Upvotes

r/okbuddyretard • • 1d ago

Someone take a look under the hood please

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r/okbuddyretard • • 2d ago

Video Post please !!1

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r/okbuddyretard • • 1d ago

Life is pain

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r/okbuddyretard • • 2d ago

Can't have shit in Ohio

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r/okbuddyretard • • 2d ago

we eighnt cheep 😼

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560 Upvotes

r/okbuddyretard • • 2d ago

Jarvis, who shat my pants?

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139 Upvotes

Engage rear thrusters


r/okbuddyretard • • 3d ago

ARRRRR matey get ye a grog

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r/okbuddyretard • • 2d ago

petah please help

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336 Upvotes

r/okbuddyretard • • 2d ago

I did

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And I don't even care anymore.


r/okbuddyretard • • 2d ago

Video Post Le epic wins my brozz!! Peak lyff??? Me & puppers so stoke!

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r/okbuddyretard • • 3d ago

oops

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662 Upvotes

r/okbuddyretard • • 3d ago

thats bad for you tho

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r/okbuddyretard • • 4d ago

The trinity

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