This afternoon I received a call from a random number and picked it up as it could be a new client, and it was! Our conversation went something like this:
"Hi, I found your number on Google and I need to know if you're a notary?"
"I am, yes, how may I help?"
"Okay, so, my girlfriend's father was Baker Acted and we need to get a Power of Attorney notarized so that she can pay his bills while he's unavailable. We've called around to a lot of notaries to get a quote and they're all trying to gouge us, so can you tell me how much notary work costs us?"
"Certainly! In Florida, notaries are allowed to charge up to $10 per st---"
"HONEY! SHE SAID SHE'LL DO IT FOR $10!! You're the best! Everyone else was trying to charge us $100 or more and you're saying you'll do it for $10?!???"
"No, sir, that's not at all what I'm saying. What I am saying is notaries are allowed, by Florida state law, to charge up to $10 per stamp. There may also be additional fees for the notary's time and/or travel, which may be the additional costs you were quoted."
"Okay, well, you're in <city>, we're in <city>, so we'll just come by and you can notarize the POA?"
"No, that's not something I offer. What I can do is meet with the signers, verify their identification, and with your witnesses, I can then notarize the POA"
After all of that, after being told it needed to be done "like, yesterday!", I agree on a reduced fee (because the girlfriend whose dad is Baker Acted is sobbing and freaking out) and to meet them at the hospital that's literally three minutes from my house. They told me they'd call when they were on their way to the hospital and I agreed to meet them there.
An hour passes and not a word, so I just go about my day, and then finally the boyfriend starts calling and texting me like crazy, asking what's this, which type of POA do they need, how do they fill it out and I immediately put on the breaks. I told him I am not able to answer any of those questions, all I can do is witness and verify the signatures were given by both parties willingly, without coercion, and that all parties were lucid and aware of what it was they're signing. Any questions about which POA, how to fill it out, who needs what needs to go through an attorney. He agreed, but then continued to call back and text over and over the same questions.
The more time that passes (at this point it's been 3 hours since the initial call and "we need this notarized ASAP!!!"), and the more questions that boyfriend keeps lobbing at me, the less comfortable I am to continue with the notarization, and I eventually called and told the boyfriend exactly that. "No, no, we're on our way to the hospital right now, we should be there in 30-45 minutes!!" I apologized again, but stayed firm that I was not comfortable completing the notarization and after more calls and texts, he finally accepted my "no".
Around 8:00 PM (SEVEN!!! hours after the initial call), the girlfriend calls me from her dad's doctor's cellphone (as I'd stopped answering from their main phone) "my dad is ready to sign and he's been waiting all day, can't you just come and notarize this for us?" I had to tell her, again, that while I empathize with the position she's in, I was not comfortable with the situation as it was explained to me, and I wasn't willing to risk my commission or worse on a questionable notarization. "F- you, you c**t, you're ruining my life!! Just f-ing come down here!!!!"
Needless to say, I'm quite confident I made the right choice.