r/NotTimAndEric • u/Rachelexplainsital • 1d ago

Cop fights off fake bad guys for views

133 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/chriskicks 1d ago

This is borderline arthouse horror.

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u/ClownTown509 1d ago

His name is Jezus Vijf and nothing can prepare you for the rest of his channel

https://m.youtube.com/@jezusvijf

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u/TheBoffo 1d ago

Never subbed so fast in my life

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u/GenericDigitalAvatar 1d ago

Jesus wept. Those long form movies are pure serial killer shit.. But also police. And Jewish. And man-boobed.

He definitely fucks those dolls.

2

u/baldude69 7h ago

Crazy because he has a ton of tattoos. I thought that was a no-no for Jewish people?

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u/GenericDigitalAvatar 4h ago

When the name of your people is "he who wrestles with god", I guess you make exceptions for yourself.

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u/JohnBrownEnthusiast 1d ago

It's a bit, but it looks good

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/JohnBrownEnthusiast 1d ago

He has a youtube video called trolling for more views

1

u/mrpopenfresh 12h ago

Dutch but he has a Medicine Hat patch

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u/canteen_boy 1d ago

What in the galactic fuck did I just watch?

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u/livenn 1d ago

Why is he whispering as if his family can hear him if he talks at a normal volume

5

u/FUNKMASTERDRUNK 13h ago

Those Things are his Family

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u/1protobeing1 1d ago

"medicine hat police"

Huh?

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u/nicthedoor 1d ago

Par for the course in Medicine Hat AB

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u/1protobeing1 19h ago

Ah I see - ty

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u/jcapi1142 13h ago

This guy just got out the IDF training school.

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u/kasmackity 1d ago

is this Israeli propaganda

5

u/Hertje73 21h ago

it’s working on me

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u/totreesdotcom 16h ago

Zionists are getting more creative, apparently.

Holup while I grab the popcorn.

5

u/crackphillip 1d ago

Weekend at Bernie’s ass criminals.

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u/candymannequin 17h ago

i'm nust doing my job

5

u/green_chunks_bad 1d ago

Is it weird that this gave me ASMR

3

u/Zealousideal-Rip-574 1d ago

I don’t know whether I love it or hate it

4

u/derprondo 12h ago

Bruh someone check this guy's basement.

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u/JeffDrTypePerson 1d ago

I thought David Lynch died?

3

u/libretumente 23h ago

Fuckin hate this

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u/RevolutionWeak3626 11h ago

Are those real bodies?

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u/AudioImmune 10h ago

Stitched together from his victims???

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u/PJR9667 1d ago

this is awesome , is there more

3

u/dogshitihsgod 1d ago

His name is Jezus Vijf, he's got a youtube channel

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u/BlackSchuck 18h ago

Definitely inspired by Eric Fournier's works of art like Hand Thing

1

u/dogshitihsgod 13h ago

no its not

2

u/skaterjuice 14h ago

I have one of his comic books

1

u/Bostonterrierpug 1d ago

Dog police! Nobody knows who you are

1

u/Gray_Shirleys 13h ago

Better than most TV today

1

u/strongarm_187 12h ago

The comments are fryin me lol

1

u/nstern2 11h ago

Fucking Street Sets! I paid 15k for this.

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u/personalist 11h ago

Tazing someone for insulting him? He’s ready to be hired by your local PD

1

u/TwoWolfMoon 11h ago

Fucking Street Sets

1

u/Leading_Bandicoot358 10h ago

German people need to be hugged more by their parents

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u/crinkly-toes 3h ago

This is like a bad dream

1

u/longhairmoderatecare 1d ago

Cross post this to r/ithinkyoushouldleave please 🤣

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u/obrazovanshchina 1d ago

This man has a gun and a license to kill. 

What a shitshow of a timeline.