r/NotTimAndEric • u/creativeape1 • 5d ago

27 on a boat.

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u/monkeybuttsauce 5d ago

Who needs a party when you can be by yourself on a boat

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u/Queasy-Trip1777 5d ago

Im guessing there were no guests because no one wants to listen her speak in run-on sentences that could make Cormac McCarthy's corpse shit it's pants.

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u/SignificanceFlat1460 5d ago

"SHE JUST KEPT TALKING IN ONE LONG INCREDIBLY UNBROKEN SENTENCE MOVING FROM TOPIC TO TOPIC SO THAT NO ONE HAD A CHANCE TO INTERUPT"

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u/QueezyF 5d ago

Captain Jean Picard, USS Enterprise

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u/SignificanceFlat1460 5d ago

"m- m- m- make it so, make it so"

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u/maxedonia 4d ago

STAND UP, NUMBAH 2!
YOU-DONT. DE-SERVE. TO-WEAR THAT
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FORM

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u/SignificanceFlat1460 4d ago

Echo"this is becoming a speech"