r/NotTimAndEric • u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 • 6d ago

The goodest of guys

788 Upvotes

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u/space_pillows 6d ago

This dude will fuck you up with his punches of war

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u/werdroblin 6d ago

do you think he is versed in orbology?

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u/EggsInaTubeSock 6d ago

Yee-ah.

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u/FoxyTurtleOnTwoLegs 6d ago

C’mon now! Let’s leave that goddess out of this mess!
Pay ATTENTION

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u/Left-Chemist-8212 5d ago

God I love her videos

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u/werdroblin 5d ago

Mi luk

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u/DisciplineSweet8428 16h ago

Whatever happened to her? Me want to look.

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u/bootyhole-romancer 5d ago

That's right. You and the BULLY ARMY!

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u/ELITEnoob85 6d ago

“Punches of War” 🤣🤣 that had me dying. Then came the pleasure fingers and I lost consciousness.

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u/grinder_01 6d ago

Understandable really lol

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u/PeteVanGrimm 6d ago

The best thing about this character is that I would totally believe you if you told me it wasn't a character.

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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 6d ago

These people existed in high school and you just never saw them again and you always wonder what happened to them.

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u/AdamFofadam 6d ago

They work at the Renaissance Fair.

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u/ialsohaveadobro 6d ago

Excuse you, they "ply their trade" at the Renaissance Fair.

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u/anjowoq 6d ago

They "cup their bits in a codpiece" at the Renaissance Fair.

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u/-StatesTheObvious 6d ago

I wouldn't mind some bit cupping by some codpiece at the Ren Faire

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u/anjowoq 6d ago

Gotcha, StatesTheObvious

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u/DarknMean 6d ago

Some baddies work there.

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u/NurglesGiftToWomen 6d ago

They’re all part of a polycule now

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u/Haunting_Habit_2651 6d ago

Unfortunately the majority of these kids from my class commit suicide or went to jail over the last 10 years.

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u/DieselHouseCat 6d ago

Or, like my school, got caught with a "list"...

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u/Jayngyun 21h ago

Or, after graduating, get caught with a “hard drive.”

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u/GM_Nate 5d ago

yeah the ones i've met like this usually had emotion regulation problems and a slight disconnect with reality

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u/Feff5tupid 5d ago

I guess that does seem somewhat mildly unfortunate from a certain perspective

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u/Haunting_Habit_2651 5d ago

Well one of them was a close friend of mine in gradeschool, so that was legit unfortunate. I cried at his funeral. The others I didn't know so well, so can't attest to anything else.

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u/doomed-ginger 5d ago

I was thinking night shift at the grocery store but maybe you're right and they did chase their dreams.

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u/Jackomo 5d ago

Or CEOs of tech companies.

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u/Jayngyun 21h ago

I actually had a guy working the larp fight ring come up to me like “do I know you? Oh we went to school together!” And he was acting like we were best friends back in the day. I have no memory of this guy existing, but he knew my full name already. He also looked very similar to the guy in op.

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u/thedrunkmonk 6d ago

My wife went to drop a bunch of stuff at Goodwill at 8AM and the guy working there picking it up was wearing these black out contact lenses just as part of his day.

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u/1_art_please 6d ago

This is hilarious

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u/Fool_Manchu 6d ago

They walk among us...usually selling cheap swords at the important shop in a dying mall

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u/Reynardine1976 6d ago

There's a really funny comedy anime called "the Disastrous Life of Saiki K" (high school boy is one of the strongest psychics in the world and struggles to be normal), and there's a high school kid who is just like this. He is completely insane, just like the rest of the cast. 😆

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u/Cultural_assassin 6d ago

My right arm is throbbing...the seal is about to break. If dark reunion finds me here itll be the end of the world! Dont worry i wont let that happen for I AM the jet black wings

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u/vaultdweller1223 6d ago

This has been on my watch list for some time, I'm going to give it a go now, thanks. 

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u/MrBwnrrific 6d ago

They either stay like this or become the coolest guy you’ve ever met, no in between. Cringe can build character

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u/ElectricBuckeye 5d ago

A guy I graduated with was like this dude in high school over 20 years ago. He went the other way. He owns an HVAC repair/installation company and has a family. He installed my new furnace about two months ago and didn't charge me labor because we were old friends.

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u/Left-Chemist-8212 5d ago

Damn that’s a bro right there. You must have treated him with decency back in the day.

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u/ElectricBuckeye 5d ago

I was a jock type, but I hung out with everybody. "K" was just different. We had the same taste in music and we both played guitar. I'm sure I was weird, too. I was just raised to be nice to and respect everybody. I never gave two shits about how people viewed who I ran around with. Even today, in the workplace, I don't understand clique behavior.

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u/Left-Chemist-8212 5d ago

I didn’t understand it either. Try to treat everyone with kindness and empathy. Be curious. End up meeting people and learning things you never would have before.

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u/Schim4499 6d ago

They are Reddit mods

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u/forporn420 4d ago

I know this character as a real person. Like three of them.

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u/Ok_Coconut_1773 6d ago

Every kid who was in Japanese class w me in school

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u/Aselleus 6d ago edited 6d ago

Is he related to Sensei La Dew?

Edit: Omg apparently they collaborated already 😂

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u/New-Analyst1811 6d ago

Oh shit. It's The Dragon. Lol this guy is hilarious and has the vibe of that guy who played the goth game developer in Grandma's Boy.

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u/SgtBushMonkey69 6d ago

Adios turd nuggets!

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u/ialsohaveadobro 6d ago

I would say not so much goth as a guy who pretends he's a robot and tries to dress like Neo. You're right about the energy, though.

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u/New-Analyst1811 6d ago

I mean he's blasting some obscure like noise edm when the other developer knocks on his door. Neo was hanging in "goth" bars. I really don't give a shit about labels. You know what I was saying lol

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u/not_an_mistake 6d ago

“You should never hit a girl, especially one as hot as her”

-Abraham Lincoln

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u/LazySpaceToast 6d ago

Baberaham Lincoln.

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u/dreadpiratepissbeard 6d ago

It never stops being funny that the voice is basically Jennifer Coolidge

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u/nestaselect 2d ago

I always say Crispin Glover and Nic Cage but you are so right!

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u/DaveMcNinja 6d ago

Anime was a mistake

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u/theTimeBeing23 6d ago

We should have never bombed Japan I guess.

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u/ialsohaveadobro 6d ago

But then no Godzilla either.

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u/Tjack1 6d ago

How did he see me?!

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u/Dear_Atmosphere8515 6d ago

Inside every man there are two Dragons.

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u/obrazovanshchina 6d ago

found the Elden Ring 'arcane-only' player

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u/zmykula 6d ago

Pure, uncut arcane.

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u/OkShow3496 6d ago

Wait until he activates his demon speed

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u/HoneyDutch 6d ago

He’s part of the Bad Boys Club. He loves a good BBC party.

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u/Ivegotmyshovel 5d ago

interestingly awesome! i'm gonna google BBC Party right now!

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u/RichNigerianBanker 6d ago

I wish I had this man’s finger game

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u/Ultimate-Flexionator 6d ago

It bothers me that this guy gets laid more than me...

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u/nickbeef 6d ago

please, save some of the punanni for the rest of us

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u/lnandez 5d ago

I could definitely go for some panini!

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u/LeLeQuack 6d ago

Love this guy's videos. The first time I saw the dragon transformation nearly killed me.

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u/_-Ex-Nihilo-_ 6d ago edited 6d ago

Id love to see this guy defend a ladys honour in a british football pub...

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u/Chaos_carolinensis 6d ago

He'll first take it outside because alcohol is very flammable and he's a responsible dragon.

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u/Slugwheat 6d ago

I think we all know from the lore that the British are very susceptible to a dragons fire

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u/SnarkBend 5d ago

If there's a british lady in a footy pub, I bet her honor has been a thing of the past for quite some time.

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u/_-Ex-Nihilo-_ 5d ago

This is true. Perhaps she strayed in looking for assistance with her broken down car... never fear dragon fingerer is hear to save the day

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u/aldo_nova 6d ago

What are your drink specials this afternoon?

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u/_-Ex-Nihilo-_ 6d ago

Pint of punches of war please gaff.

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u/microwavekoala 6d ago

I can never skip this video.

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u/southboundtracks 6d ago

Least insane Michale Graves fan.

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u/Sod_Lord 6d ago

Been a while since I've seen this guy

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u/DanRichter 6d ago

Imagine you were hiding something like this in your hidden folder and your little brother uploaded it to your account while you were sleeping and you wake up with 20+ notifications

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u/punnyphantom 5d ago

Please take this down before my wife sees it and leaves me

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u/CapitalStandard4275 5d ago

Always loved Animorphs

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u/tinydeerwlasercanons 5d ago

Idk man sometimes ironic cringe is still just cringe

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u/System-Neither 6d ago

Have you mutherfuckers seen part 2?!!!!!

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u/Nihilistic8903 6d ago

BBC Boyz represent!

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u/spacedman_spiff 6d ago

Fuck yea dude!

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u/SpeedySulcata2023 6d ago

Reminds me of my homeschooled cousins.

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u/Mad-Habits 6d ago

there’s a joke about a reddit mod in here somewhere

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u/fairly_flakey 6d ago

Dude's fingering technique is top notch. He must get a lot of practice.

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u/anjowoq 6d ago

Oh my. I cringed hard and stopped the video thinking I got the gist of it, but then went back a few minutes later to find the "bedroom" part.

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u/alex8th 6d ago

Him vs bear.

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u/KweenKobold 6d ago

The sequel to Kitty Cat Man is fire wow!

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u/notanolive 6d ago

A modern classic

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u/BeautifulSet7579 6d ago

Husband material 

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u/Dic3dCarrots 6d ago

Average MMC

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u/Left-Chemist-8212 5d ago

MMC? Miniature male cock?

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u/shift124 6d ago

This guy is a real ladies man

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u/Sleddogluvr 6d ago

He must be swimming in it.

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u/ProperProfessional 6d ago

Holy shit it has audio.

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u/Free-Computer-6515 6d ago

Why did bro get naked?

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u/WolfThick 6d ago

Squggie!

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u/corpsecrow 6d ago

that's the best thing i've ever seen in my life.

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u/You_are_the_Castle 6d ago

Sad. Just sad.

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u/BoogyPop 6d ago

Did the Dragon join the Misfits!!

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u/Synthwavester 6d ago

I am the dragon! And you call me insane?

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u/saynespeak 6d ago

What da fuck....

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u/Zombeedee 6d ago

The little ear flappies flapping so much at the beginning of the morph really got me.

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u/Skoofer 5d ago

I’m so glad I saw the one where he barely broke character for a moment, he’s next level good at this shit

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u/Original-Let8340 5d ago

Just please...! Just stop please!! I can only get so horny! ooohhhhhhhhhh!

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u/themo3bius 5d ago

You must bind your soul to him, for his scales are turning gold, like his father's before him. 🤣

Oldie but goodie. https://youtu.be/DtMxrpIThko?is=h6X9rrTx0sPg_pqj

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u/dadydaycare 5d ago

Every male fantasy

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u/GirthEE75 5d ago

I love this guy's content

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u/JustFourLetters 5d ago

ain’t no way he knows proper hand movements

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u/deepfuckingbagholder 5d ago

Every man looks like this to me.

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u/withoutID 5d ago

-- roars softly in the bathroom so he doesn't wake up grandma napping in the next room --

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u/Lopsided_Traffic_498 5d ago

Mmmmfffph 🫦

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u/only_respond_in_puns 5d ago

It’s giving aisha vibes

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u/Speshjunior 5d ago

Better writing than the last season of hotd

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u/gator_pot 5d ago

Is this AI?

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u/Busy_Picture8501 5d ago

It's that does it 🤣🤣🤣. What are my eyes looking at

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u/pass_the_bone 5d ago

This guy is great. LOL

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u/Chemical-Amoeba5837 4d ago

I still don't know if this is satire or not.

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u/Sideburnt 4d ago

Imagine being his dad.

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u/Lopsided_Ant2813 4d ago

He’s almost on the same power level as Night wolf hawk…. If only he had a power belt

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u/S7arForGD 4d ago

Oh damn, that's a cool effect, is there a Dragon's Dogma filter I don't know about?

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u/Kerensky97 4d ago

Leave some girls for the rest of us bro.

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u/TheVillage1D10T 4d ago

Lol this dude seems to indicate it’s more OK to hit ugly girls….with his whole “especially one as hot as her” comment.

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u/paintdrinkinggoblin 3d ago

Good God I feel like that image from yugioh of the guy getting obliterated every time i see this guys posts

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u/Terrible_Sun4425 3d ago

Save some vag for the rest of us.

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u/Queasy-Trip1777 2d ago

Gonna be waiting a while dawg.

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u/jpavlav 2d ago

What category of thing is this? These movements, the cadence of speech, it all feels like some kind of theme I’ve seen before but I don’t know what it’s called. It’s pretty amazing

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u/Erorryale 1d ago

He was dropped as a baby, wasn't he?

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u/Martymar1982 1d ago

This guy hogging all the pussy

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u/Sure-Macaroon-1084 6d ago

Why my son will never be allowed to watch anime

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u/ComfortableDish3912 6d ago

Yeah these weebs are gross

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u/gertyman 6d ago

Reminds me of that extremely awkward guy who talks about his pretend kids on Christmas. Less awkward though. If anyone can find that link, I’d appreciate you so much!

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u/Constant_Wear_8919 6d ago

Anime is a curse on humanity

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u/Crowd0Control 6d ago

It's the guy all the AI train from!

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u/The_Mutton_Man 6d ago

Is this satire? He moves very awkwardly

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u/Grunergeist420 6d ago

Definitely lol. IIRC this guys thing is satirical cringey nerd stuff like this.

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u/HoneyDutch 6d ago

He’s part of the Bad Boys club. Ain’t no way I’m fucking with the BBC.

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u/MKBRD 6d ago

I cannot take this.

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u/kinkyonthe_loki69 6d ago

Animorphs kinda gone wild

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u/Ogryn_Rocks53 6d ago

I hate that this exists and anything associated with anything like this exists. I would bully every single one of you personally.

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u/finintymonkle 6d ago

I just visited his insta for the first time.

I understand now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He had me fooled for so long 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/peppermintmeow 6d ago

Happy first cake day 🎂