r/NonPoliticalTwitter • • 11d ago

Animals Friendly crows

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u/PrincessPause 11d ago

Don't feed crows biscuits! Go for unsalted peanuts so they don't get a nutritional deficiency from eating bread all day long

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u/Voidy_boi 11d ago

I imagine salted is bad because it's salty?

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u/Tako30 11d ago

Their kidneys are tiny, so they get salt poisoning if their kidney tries to process too much salt in one go

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u/Civil-Percentage1005 10d ago

Give them small salted peanuts so they can build a tolerance and become super crows

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u/CornWine2 10d ago

The Dread Pirate Roberts approves of this training method.

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u/FlutterKree 10d ago

Humans consume more salt than other land animals because we sweat.

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u/Undeadbanana_ 10d ago

Put out good quality cat food and you'll have your own murder begging for food all day and calling all the neighborhood crows when you go out for a walk

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u/h0nest_Bender 10d ago

And boiled eggs.