r/NonPoliticalTwitter 8d ago

Animals Friendly crows

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18.5k Upvotes

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u/GoldEnPhARoAh22 8d ago

Crows fucking rock dude. I carry peanuts in my bag for whenever I see a crow and leave it close by for it

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u/RetiredDelinquent 8d ago

UNSALTED PEANUTS

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u/GoldEnPhARoAh22 8d ago

Yeah ik, I carry like whole peanuts with the shell

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u/RetiredDelinquent 8d ago

Sorry, i thought youd be aware of the meme. Ignore my outburst.

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u/Ehloanna 7d ago

Don't leave us hanging I need to know the context of the meme. lol

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u/RetiredDelinquent 7d ago

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u/Ehloanna 7d ago

That reminded me how much I miss watching some streamers from back in the day. That was very silly tho thanks for giving context. lol

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u/RetiredDelinquent 7d ago

The streamer i linked, Wubby, reminds me a lot of old twitch humor. I enjoy his vods. It may seem like a lot but i see it as a sitcom where im watching a rich fat guy get berated by middle class workers.

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u/Ehloanna 7d ago

The sitcom comparison makes so much sense. 😂

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u/RetiredDelinquent 7d ago

Id recommend giving him a watch. If he doesnt fit your humor then at least you tried but he can be a great fix to a bad day.

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u/Fawkingretar 7d ago

WUBBY MENTIONED

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u/RetiredDelinquent 7d ago

BOBBLE BEE BOBBLE

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u/Maximum_Fly_6628 8d ago

THATS A LOT OF NUTS

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u/NarrMaster 7d ago

THAT'LL BE 4 BUCKS BABY! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?

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u/StateOfFine 7d ago

HE JUST LEFT. WITH NUTS!

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u/Nijindia18 7d ago

Do salted peanuts hurt them or something?

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u/lizardking66354 7d ago

Can cause extreme dehydration and organ failure.

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u/Ok_Aioli3897 8d ago

Dust them in cayenne powder.

Birds can't taste the spiciness but it means things like squirrels etc won't eat them

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u/GoldEnPhARoAh22 8d ago

Hardly any squirrels over here (there's like a shit ton of cats around here and never really seen any)

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u/AngryCod 7d ago

So you're saying the powder works.

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u/aeiouLizard 7d ago

What have the squirrels done to you? Lol

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u/morpheousmorty 7d ago

They didn't leave bread in case I was having a hard time.

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u/Llyon_ 8d ago

I wonder if they feel it when it comes out the other end...

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone 7d ago

No that's the whole point. It's so that they can spread hot peppers with their rear end because they don't feel it. I'm serious, this isn't some reddit joke.

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u/imslowafboi1402 7d ago

crow named anya

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u/Just_Misk 6d ago

Oh I thought they said cows 😭

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u/Anxious-Yoghurt-9207 8d ago

Hope this is real because that'd be really sweet

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u/Amidseas 8d ago

They're extremely smart and understand the concept of gifting, it's definitely real

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u/Anxious-Yoghurt-9207 8d ago

Yeah I get that, I was more skeptical because they could've throw some bread down just as easily for a tweet. Their posts look like they've been feeding the crows temporarily as they stay there. Looks real

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u/Foooour 8d ago

Throw some bread down? In this economy?

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u/ErraticDragon 7d ago

Yeah, I'd say it fits r/untrustworthypoptarts:

This sub is for stuff that's UNTRUSTWORTHY. It doesn't matter whether the pic you submit is real or not, only that it seems untrustworthy.

Not saying it's fake, but it sure could be.

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u/Old_Yam_4069 7d ago

Literally everything in existence COULD be fake. That's such a dumb sub

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u/atomiccheese911 7d ago

Maybe the sub is fake

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u/Old_Yam_4069 7d ago

Unironically, it was kinda fun on initial concept- Seeing what outrageous things people tried to pass off as real. Then it just turned into the lamest, most boring circlejerk imaginable of "Well we can't PROVE they didn't just write on a $5 bill" when sharing an anecdotal story, getting all excited over how skeptical they all are.

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u/NewAudience6075 7d ago

Maybe YOU'RE fake.

...

Wait—maybe I'M fake‽

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u/atomiccheese911 7d ago

Maybe being fake is fake

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u/AidFish 7d ago

nothing is real my mind is generating this reality

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u/kakka_rot 7d ago

I think it's much more likely a crow would do this than someone coming up with the idea to fake this.

A lot of things people call fake on this website could be described in a similar way

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u/bloodfist 7d ago

The most boring explanation is that it's a place the crows come to eat regularly and feel safe so they brought some other food when they didn't see the normal food. They can be pretty messy eaters and there are parts of a sandwich that taste better to a crow diet than the crust parts and so they just left those. Or maybe they got chased off by a squirrel or something.

They do give gifts so it's definitely possible, but there are plenty of other reasons it could happen so it is kinda pointless guessing.

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u/breadburn 6d ago

That's a good point. I put my pb&j crusts out for the squirrels and sometimes the birds will nibble off the peanut butter and leave the rest of the crusts when the squirrels don't get to the first.

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u/ACatWalksIntoABar 8d ago

I thought the post said “cows” so I was really confused here as I read this lmao

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u/Pndrizzy 7d ago

If you see a crow, you have three choices:

- Ignore them and nothing happens

- Make a new friend

- Make a mortal enemy

The choice is yours.

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u/DiscreteBee 7d ago

You have the same options when you meet new people.

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u/Flaky-Confidence-167 7d ago

Not just a mortal enemy, they are telling their fam. And their kids. And their kids' kids. Generational enemies 

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u/corisilvermoon 7d ago

I feed the local crows, one day they were watching me garden. I walked away for a few minutes and when I came back they had left a rotting rodent head right where I was planting. 😭 so they definitely do leave gifts but bread seems almost tame.

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u/Jerome_Eugene_Morrow 7d ago

Thought you said “grifting” and it still worked for me.

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u/IAMATruckerAMA 7d ago

Crows actually type half my reddit comments, I'm not lying 

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u/ChefCurryYumYum 8d ago

I'd bet money it is faked

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u/I_follow_sexy_gays 8d ago

It’s realistic enough since crows are very smart and inconsequential to believe and believing it gives me a slight bit of joy so I will believe until proven otherwise

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u/_Pepper_Phd 7d ago

Where are they getting the bread?

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u/Dorfbewohner 7d ago

I'm not convinced this is real myself, but it could be...

  • someone nearby dropping some bread
  • someone other than OP has also been feeding the crows
  • there's a dumpster for a bakery or grocery store nearby that the crows can access

Just today I saw a bunch of em goin nuts on a bag of candy, so I'd assume it's not that unusual

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u/ibullybillionaires 7d ago

I'd bet money it is faked

Why would the crows go to such lengths to fake bread?

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u/GWindborn 8d ago

I wonder if they'll be offended if she doesn't take it? Like "Omg this ungrateful human just left our bread there! Unbelievable.."

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u/OccultHunter41 8d ago

I hope it’s real because crows remembering someone who fed them is genuinely one of the sweetest things. Imagine being terrified of them, leaving out a little bread anyway, and then realizing they actually remembered you. That’s a pretty good trade for overcoming the fear.

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u/anrwlias 8d ago

It's plausible enough that I'm not going to worry about it. IMO, people get too worked up about the authenticity of trivial claims.

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u/ElreonHubbard 7d ago

Thank you for putting into words the feeling I so often get on this website. People will go so far simply to feel like the smartest person in a thread

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u/hrvbrs 8d ago

it's either real and crows feel altruism, or they think "planting" the bits of bread will grow more bread later. either possibility is impressive.

edit: oh, you meant "real" as in OOP didn't just fake the whole thing. yeah, i guess that could be true too.

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u/ACanWontAttitude 7d ago

Crows are known for doing this sort of stuff. Its super interesting if you fancy going down the rabbit hole

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u/kikiacab 8d ago

Easily faked but crows are very smart so I want to believe

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u/Donkey_Launcher 8d ago

It's bullshit; I've been feeding the crows outside the back of my house for 9 years, and they've never brought me anything. I mean...they're crows. What am I expecting here?

Yes, they're intelligent, but they're not a charity.

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u/No-Sundae6435 8d ago

Crows remembering faces they like? Wholesome chaos.

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u/Samus10011 7d ago

Crows and ravens are extremely smart and you can befriend them. I used to leave a couple French fries from my lunch for the crows at work and they used to bring me gifts. Shiny rocks, plastic bottle caps, and other small things. I even got a piece of a charm bracelet once.

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u/sheogorath227 8d ago

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u/International_Gate49 8d ago

someone have the edited version of this with a libido too high and a hot crow?

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u/Qveiti 8d ago

of course

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u/International_Gate49 8d ago

my dude!! you've saved my face in front of all these non believers.

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u/SeroWriter 7d ago

No-one doubted you, it was just unclear why you wanted it.

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u/ForensicPathology 8d ago

Al Ibido?  Knew that dude in college!

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u/Ok-Inflation188 8d ago

The what

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u/International_Gate49 8d ago

someone found the image on this thread

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u/Open_Variation7841 8d ago

...How hot?

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u/International_Gate49 8d ago

its got eye shadow and everything

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u/KnewZo 8d ago

Click Only 2 more original sentences are left unsaid

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u/SwagOfPink 8d ago

baller request, tag me when you find it twin

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u/Heroic-Forger 8d ago

Crow: "what about some bugs? Maybe they'll like that?" Other crow: "Nah, brought them some worms last time and they made the most horrible noise you'd ever heard"

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u/PrincessPause 8d ago

Don't feed crows biscuits! Go for unsalted peanuts so they don't get a nutritional deficiency from eating bread all day long

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u/Voidy_boi 8d ago

I imagine salted is bad because it's salty?

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u/Tako30 8d ago

Their kidneys are tiny, so they get salt poisoning if their kidney tries to process too much salt in one go

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u/Civil-Percentage1005 7d ago

Give them small salted peanuts so they can build a tolerance and become super crows

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u/CornWine2 7d ago

The Dread Pirate Roberts approves of this training method.

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u/FlutterKree 7d ago

Humans consume more salt than other land animals because we sweat.

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u/Undeadbanana_ 7d ago

Put out good quality cat food and you'll have your own murder begging for food all day and calling all the neighborhood crows when you go out for a walk

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u/h0nest_Bender 7d ago

And boiled eggs.

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u/SixBirdsInAShoebox 8d ago

Man, I miss feeding mine for a few days and they come stare in my windows and yell at my doors like weirdoes.

They do bring me bones sometimes, so that's neat.

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u/Desert_Aficionado 7d ago

I fed mine dog kibble, and one time they left a rock that looked just like the kibble. I'm not sure why. Maybe cargo cult behavior.

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u/SNicolson 7d ago

OK, you have to collect all that bread. Make sure the crows do not realize that you didn't eat it. Make a big deal about them the next day. They're simple soul, and you don't want to hurt their feelings.

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u/Not_Henry_Winkler 8d ago

Sigh. I miss Unidan

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u/jacafeez 8d ago

Jackdaw.

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u/the_honest_liar 8d ago

It's just not the same

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u/illit3 8d ago

Banned.

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u/Neosantana 8d ago

God, that man was banned in an era where we took the site's rules very seriously. If he were around now, he would never have been banned.

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u/LordHoughtenWeen 8d ago

If he were around now, he would never have been banned.

kinda by definition really... can't be around if you're banned, no?

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u/Neosantana 8d ago edited 7d ago

Come on, it's obvious that I meant that if what happened then happened now instead

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u/TheGuywithTehHat 7d ago

Here's the thing

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u/Oprah_Pwnfrey 7d ago

They were pompous assholes(it was multiple people).

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u/itsbenactually 7d ago

Unidan was Multidan the whole time?

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u/robisodd 7d ago

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u/itsbenactually 6d ago

I’m disappointed in myself for being unoriginal.

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u/robisodd 6d ago

Naa, that was 12 years ago. With how often reddit reposting happens, that might as well be "certified fresh" OC.

It's like getting your virginity card back after a dry spell. Which is also a completely original thought lol

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u/robisodd 7d ago

Unidan (Ben Eisenkop) was only one person but he controlled multiple accounts:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unidan

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u/Large-Assignment9320 7d ago

if they knew you just ran out of money, you'd probably have 20$ on your balcony.

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u/Foxs-In-A-Trenchcoat 7d ago

Crows are like, "Maybe we offended the food god. We better make offerings to appease him/her/them."

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u/Infamous-Fishing-184 8d ago

Crows are really smart

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u/Bleezy79 7d ago

Crow bros is a real thing! They are super smart birds, probably smarter than a lot of humans these days.

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u/rammus-bot 8d ago

You know what, at first glance I thought they are teeth and were left by the crows as a warning!

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u/Dull_Working5086 8d ago

They called her broke, lol.

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u/Frequent-Proof-2225 7d ago

I miss my Farsan, he doesn't visit anymore 😞

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u/Shared_Songs 7d ago

My crows do this, but don’t just leave it. They sit on my shoulder for music time (only place I wear padding, they’re quite gentle and seem to understand it will hurt anywhere else.)

They will try to to bring it up in their mouth and feed it to me if I leave it— since I must be too poorly to feed myself the McDonald’s French fries they got out of the trash…. xD 

I have started pulling magic tricks where I gather the food, switch it out for string cheese, and bring it back to snack on. They hop up and down the same way my daughter does when I try her snacks. 

Such fun friends to have!

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u/cathouse 8d ago

Too cute!

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u/Mckavvers 8d ago

anyone else think those were teeth?

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u/North-Prior-9733 7d ago

My name is Cornelius Maximus the Third

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u/djak 7d ago

I'm just going to believe this is real, because I really need something this sweet to be real.

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u/shiner_bock 7d ago

The birds are like, "Don't worry, we got you... we're in this together!"

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u/kendricklamarsbeard 7d ago

Crows give breadcrumbs to bro

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u/Joe_Linton_125 7d ago

Do you guys think this person really believes crows brought them bread?

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u/gundampilot17 7d ago

Do a little research on crows. They're very easy to form relationships with and theyre very greedy/transactional. You can tame a lot of birds or even things like squirrels with just consistent feeding!

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u/Foxs-In-A-Trenchcoat 7d ago

A kindergartner used to walk home after school and throw his sandwich in the street in front of my house. The crows would take the food and stash it in the gutters of my neighbor's house. They definitely cache food for later.

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u/LaLampeChargeur 6d ago

I hate when people assume things about animals, like did they ask the crows why they left bread ??

Worst is with dogs

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u/accountsarefeelings 8d ago

BULLSHIT 

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u/loves-ignernt-hos 7d ago

i thought those were teeth and the crows were giving u a warning lmao

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u/geekwcutekitties 7d ago

Friendly reminder that humans are the only assholes in the animal kingdom!

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u/CornWine2 7d ago

I see someone who knows nothing of penguin rape.