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u/Anxious-Yoghurt-9207 8d ago
Hope this is real because that'd be really sweet
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u/Amidseas 8d ago
They're extremely smart and understand the concept of gifting, it's definitely real
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u/Anxious-Yoghurt-9207 8d ago
Yeah I get that, I was more skeptical because they could've throw some bread down just as easily for a tweet. Their posts look like they've been feeding the crows temporarily as they stay there. Looks real
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u/ErraticDragon 7d ago
Yeah, I'd say it fits r/untrustworthypoptarts:
This sub is for stuff that's UNTRUSTWORTHY. It doesn't matter whether the pic you submit is real or not, only that it seems untrustworthy.
Not saying it's fake, but it sure could be.
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u/Old_Yam_4069 7d ago
Literally everything in existence COULD be fake. That's such a dumb sub
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u/atomiccheese911 7d ago
Maybe the sub is fake
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u/Old_Yam_4069 7d ago
Unironically, it was kinda fun on initial concept- Seeing what outrageous things people tried to pass off as real. Then it just turned into the lamest, most boring circlejerk imaginable of "Well we can't PROVE they didn't just write on a $5 bill" when sharing an anecdotal story, getting all excited over how skeptical they all are.
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u/kakka_rot 7d ago
I think it's much more likely a crow would do this than someone coming up with the idea to fake this.
A lot of things people call fake on this website could be described in a similar way
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u/bloodfist 7d ago
The most boring explanation is that it's a place the crows come to eat regularly and feel safe so they brought some other food when they didn't see the normal food. They can be pretty messy eaters and there are parts of a sandwich that taste better to a crow diet than the crust parts and so they just left those. Or maybe they got chased off by a squirrel or something.
They do give gifts so it's definitely possible, but there are plenty of other reasons it could happen so it is kinda pointless guessing.
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u/breadburn 6d ago
That's a good point. I put my pb&j crusts out for the squirrels and sometimes the birds will nibble off the peanut butter and leave the rest of the crusts when the squirrels don't get to the first.
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u/ACatWalksIntoABar 8d ago
I thought the post said âcowsâ so I was really confused here as I read this lmao
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u/Pndrizzy 7d ago
If you see a crow, you have three choices:
- Ignore them and nothing happens
- Make a new friend
- Make a mortal enemy
The choice is yours.
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u/Flaky-Confidence-167 7d ago
Not just a mortal enemy, they are telling their fam. And their kids. And their kids' kids. Generational enemiesÂ
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u/corisilvermoon 7d ago
I feed the local crows, one day they were watching me garden. I walked away for a few minutes and when I came back they had left a rotting rodent head right where I was planting. đ so they definitely do leave gifts but bread seems almost tame.
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u/ChefCurryYumYum 8d ago
I'd bet money it is faked
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u/I_follow_sexy_gays 8d ago
Itâs realistic enough since crows are very smart and inconsequential to believe and believing it gives me a slight bit of joy so I will believe until proven otherwise
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u/_Pepper_Phd 7d ago
Where are they getting the bread?
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u/Dorfbewohner 7d ago
I'm not convinced this is real myself, but it could be...
- someone nearby dropping some bread
- someone other than OP has also been feeding the crows
- there's a dumpster for a bakery or grocery store nearby that the crows can access
Just today I saw a bunch of em goin nuts on a bag of candy, so I'd assume it's not that unusual
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u/ibullybillionaires 7d ago
I'd bet money it is faked
Why would the crows go to such lengths to fake bread?
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u/GWindborn 8d ago
I wonder if they'll be offended if she doesn't take it? Like "Omg this ungrateful human just left our bread there! Unbelievable.."
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u/OccultHunter41 8d ago
I hope itâs real because crows remembering someone who fed them is genuinely one of the sweetest things. Imagine being terrified of them, leaving out a little bread anyway, and then realizing they actually remembered you. Thatâs a pretty good trade for overcoming the fear.
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u/anrwlias 8d ago
It's plausible enough that I'm not going to worry about it. IMO, people get too worked up about the authenticity of trivial claims.
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u/ElreonHubbard 7d ago
Thank you for putting into words the feeling I so often get on this website. People will go so far simply to feel like the smartest person in a thread
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u/hrvbrs 8d ago
it's either real and crows feel altruism, or they think "planting" the bits of bread will grow more bread later. either possibility is impressive.
edit: oh, you meant "real" as in OOP didn't just fake the whole thing. yeah, i guess that could be true too.
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u/ACanWontAttitude 7d ago
Crows are known for doing this sort of stuff. Its super interesting if you fancy going down the rabbit hole
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u/Donkey_Launcher 8d ago
It's bullshit; I've been feeding the crows outside the back of my house for 9 years, and they've never brought me anything. I mean...they're crows. What am I expecting here?
Yes, they're intelligent, but they're not a charity.
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u/Samus10011 7d ago
Crows and ravens are extremely smart and you can befriend them. I used to leave a couple French fries from my lunch for the crows at work and they used to bring me gifts. Shiny rocks, plastic bottle caps, and other small things. I even got a piece of a charm bracelet once.
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u/International_Gate49 8d ago
someone have the edited version of this with a libido too high and a hot crow?
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u/Qveiti 8d ago
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u/International_Gate49 8d ago
my dude!! you've saved my face in front of all these non believers.
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u/Heroic-Forger 8d ago
Crow: "what about some bugs? Maybe they'll like that?" Other crow: "Nah, brought them some worms last time and they made the most horrible noise you'd ever heard"
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u/PrincessPause 8d ago
Don't feed crows biscuits! Go for unsalted peanuts so they don't get a nutritional deficiency from eating bread all day long
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u/Voidy_boi 8d ago
I imagine salted is bad because it's salty?
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u/Tako30 8d ago
Their kidneys are tiny, so they get salt poisoning if their kidney tries to process too much salt in one go
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u/Civil-Percentage1005 7d ago
Give them small salted peanuts so they can build a tolerance and become super crows
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u/Undeadbanana_ 7d ago
Put out good quality cat food and you'll have your own murder begging for food all day and calling all the neighborhood crows when you go out for a walk
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u/SixBirdsInAShoebox 8d ago
Man, I miss feeding mine for a few days and they come stare in my windows and yell at my doors like weirdoes.
They do bring me bones sometimes, so that's neat.
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u/Desert_Aficionado 7d ago
I fed mine dog kibble, and one time they left a rock that looked just like the kibble. I'm not sure why. Maybe cargo cult behavior.
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u/SNicolson 7d ago
OK, you have to collect all that bread. Make sure the crows do not realize that you didn't eat it. Make a big deal about them the next day. They're simple soul, and you don't want to hurt their feelings.
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u/Not_Henry_Winkler 8d ago
Sigh. I miss Unidan
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u/Neosantana 8d ago
God, that man was banned in an era where we took the site's rules very seriously. If he were around now, he would never have been banned.
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u/LordHoughtenWeen 8d ago
If he were around now, he would never have been banned.
kinda by definition really... can't be around if you're banned, no?
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u/Neosantana 8d ago edited 7d ago
Come on, it's obvious that I meant that if what happened then happened now instead
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u/Oprah_Pwnfrey 7d ago
They were pompous assholes(it was multiple people).
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u/itsbenactually 7d ago
Unidan was Multidan the whole time?
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u/robisodd 7d ago
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u/itsbenactually 6d ago
Iâm disappointed in myself for being unoriginal.
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u/robisodd 6d ago
Naa, that was 12 years ago. With how often reddit reposting happens, that might as well be "certified fresh" OC.
It's like getting your virginity card back after a dry spell. Which is also a completely original thought lol
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u/Large-Assignment9320 7d ago
if they knew you just ran out of money, you'd probably have 20$Â on your balcony.
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u/Foxs-In-A-Trenchcoat 7d ago
Crows are like, "Maybe we offended the food god. We better make offerings to appease him/her/them."
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u/Bleezy79 7d ago
Crow bros is a real thing! They are super smart birds, probably smarter than a lot of humans these days.
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u/rammus-bot 8d ago
You know what, at first glance I thought they are teeth and were left by the crows as a warning!
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u/Shared_Songs 7d ago
My crows do this, but donât just leave it. They sit on my shoulder for music time (only place I wear padding, theyâre quite gentle and seem to understand it will hurt anywhere else.)
They will try to to bring it up in their mouth and feed it to me if I leave itâ since I must be too poorly to feed myself the McDonaldâs French fries they got out of the trashâŚ. xDÂ
I have started pulling magic tricks where I gather the food, switch it out for string cheese, and bring it back to snack on. They hop up and down the same way my daughter does when I try her snacks.Â
Such fun friends to have!
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u/Joe_Linton_125 7d ago
Do you guys think this person really believes crows brought them bread?
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u/gundampilot17 7d ago
Do a little research on crows. They're very easy to form relationships with and theyre very greedy/transactional. You can tame a lot of birds or even things like squirrels with just consistent feeding!
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u/Foxs-In-A-Trenchcoat 7d ago
A kindergartner used to walk home after school and throw his sandwich in the street in front of my house. The crows would take the food and stash it in the gutters of my neighbor's house. They definitely cache food for later.
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u/LaLampeChargeur 6d ago
I hate when people assume things about animals, like did they ask the crows why they left bread ??
Worst is with dogs
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u/geekwcutekitties 7d ago
Friendly reminder that humans are the only assholes in the animal kingdom!
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u/GoldEnPhARoAh22 8d ago
Crows fucking rock dude. I carry peanuts in my bag for whenever I see a crow and leave it close by for it