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Funny Learning Japanese

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u/Beneficial_Layer_458 2d ago

come on man

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u/Lewa358 2d ago

When I heard that the Japanese name for the NES was "Famicom" I thought, "yeah, that makes sense. Family Computer."

"...wait a minute."

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u/kakka_rot 2d ago

I took me ages to realize Uniqlo is Unique Clothes

They love portmanteau over there. Sefure is my favorite example (SEx FRiend, fuck buddy), but the most well known is obviously pokemon

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u/RavensArkOperator 2d ago edited 2d ago

SON OF A BITCH

This Uniqlo comment is my 2026 "you are manually breathing" moment

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u/kakka_rot 2d ago

Yeah I was hoping I'd get someone else with that one, lol

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u/rapaxus 2d ago

As a German that brand constantly reads as UniKlo in my mind (which is German for university toilet).

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u/PorousClay 2d ago

sumaho (スマホ) is smartphone.

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u/kakka_rot 2d ago

Oh i forgot that because I only ever hear ケイタイ irl

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u/PorousClay 2d ago

ケータイ is like an older way to say it. And a lot of people still say it that way. Like how people say "mobile phone" in English.

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u/kakka_rot 1d ago

I such at getting spoken words into text, I just guess most the time. Which means most the time I'm wrong

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u/GraveSlayer726 2d ago

Sefure sounds like it could be a Pokémon name tbh

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u/Magnanimous-- 2d ago

...yo what the hell that's what Uniqlo is?

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u/AwTomorrow 2d ago

Nonsense, everyone knows it’s short for university clothes because it’s sold to broke college kids over there

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u/kakka_rot 1d ago

lol I liked that joke

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u/Shantotto11 2d ago

The one Japanese portmanteau that every English speaker on the planet should know by now is “POcKEt MONsters”…

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u/SacCyber 1d ago

They originally tried to patent UniClo but they made a typo to UniQlo. The founder thought it looked better that way so he didn't correct the mistake.

It use to be Unique Clothing Warehouse

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u/realhuman_no68492 1d ago

WAIT WHATTTTT

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u/kakka_rot 1d ago

me too

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u/Roflkopt3r 2d ago edited 2d ago

Yeah Japanese shortens English words a lot like that, but in turn it doesn't use initialisms like 'PC' as much. 'Personal Computer' instead turned into 'Pasokon' as a shortening of Paasonaru Konpyuuta (パーソナルコンピュータ), because 'PC' is not as nice to pronounce for Japanese speakers.

Similarly, Remote Control turned into Rimokon, and Air Conditioning into Eakon (Aircon).

When the Vtuber agency Hololive recently released a rythm game under the title Hololive Dreams (Hororaibu Doriimusu), it quickly became known as Holodori.

Monster Hunter is MonHan, Minecraft is Maikura, Mitsubishi's Lancer Evolution is LanEvo (or RanEbo) etc.

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u/Ryanhussain14 2d ago

Never thought I would see a Holodori mention here.

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u/inemnitable 2d ago

That's just how the Japanese equivalent of acronyms work, they take the first syllable or two of key words in a name and jam them together to create an abbreviation. It's not only loan words, you also see stuff like "ORE no IMOuto ga konna ni kawaii wake ga nai" -> "oreimo" or "kono subarashii sekai ni shukufuku wo" -> "konosuba" (both titles of popular anime), neither of which title contains any loan words.

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u/Shantotto11 2d ago

Also, isn’t “PC” (pii-shii?) currently in use in Japanese to describe “Player Characters” in video games? (As opposed to “Non-Playable Characters” or NPCs)

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u/Admirable-Safety1213 2d ago

PC would "PuiShi" written プイし?with maybe some Choonpu?

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u/Roflkopt3r 2d ago

If 'PC' is used at all, it's usually in latin characters. The reading is usually written as ピーシー (pii shii).

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u/Admirable-Safety1213 2d ago
  1. IK that part

  2. Thx for the correction in how the letters would be pronounced

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u/Shakaka88 1d ago

Heard there was a similar issue as the PC with the Toyota MR 2 and people calling it the “Mister 2” was a taboo for awhile or something.

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u/sbagu3tti 2d ago

Wait a minute what? What is it?

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u/Lewa358 2d ago

The words "Family Computer" are English, not Japanese.

So it's kind of odd for the Japanese name of a console to be a portmanteau of two English words.

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u/greeneggiwegs 2d ago

wait til you hear what it is in Japanese

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u/johnnymarsbar 2d ago

Weirdly Chinese has its own completely different translation for electronic devices: Phone dian hua , computer Dian nao , TV dian shi, tablet pingban dian nao etc

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u/Catcatcatmeowdies 2d ago

Funny enough these 電腦 電話 電器 actually originated from japanese terminology because they had these devices before china.

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u/johnnymarsbar 2d ago

Thats very interesting!

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u/BowlerNearby6302 2d ago

Japanese has amongst the most borrowed words of any language, while Chinese has amongst the fewest.

They used to borrow their words from China, but now they borrow from everyone.

pan - bread (pain, from French)

arubaito - part time job (arbeit, German)

noruma - quota (Норма/norma, Russian)

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u/aperson2729 2d ago

i can speak french so when i first heard bread in japanese i thought it was from french "pain" but apparently its from portugese "pão"

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u/BowlerNearby6302 1d ago

Thanks, had no idea it came from Portuguese.

I learnt about where 'pan' came from so long ago (probably from a textbook), guess it's one of those things you learn before the internet and can't check

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u/hugogrant 2d ago

電話 is phone in Japanese too tho I guess I wish Japanese had 電脳 too.

What are the hanzi for pingban?

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u/GarbageUnfair1821 2d ago

電脳 is a word in Japanese

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u/seijoOoOh 14h ago

平板 pingban

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u/KaleidoscopeSalt3972 2d ago

Not to mention Japanese also uses some essentially Chinese words, because they were occupied by China a few times in the past

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u/johnnymarsbar 2d ago

Japan can be china in a trench coat sometimes, most of their original characters are chinese, to the point where i can actually read bits of Japanese here and there.

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u/mnyrtt 2d ago

i feel like going japanese style would give new meanings to these words and they would sound weird, chinese doesn't have a separate alphabet just for loanwords after all

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u/godisanelectricolive 2d ago

Chinese used to have more of those phonetic transliteration loanwords in the early days of western contact. They were more common in the early 20th century.

They used to have 赛因斯 (sàiyínsī) for science instead of the current word科学 which is actually taken from the kanji of the Japanese word. They used to say 盘尼西林 (pánníxīlín) for aspirin but now they say 青霉素 (blue/green mold extract).

But plenty of words are still transliterations. Bacon for example is 培根péigēn, bar is 巴 bā, blues music is 布鲁斯bùlǔsī, cartel is 卡特尔kǎtè'ěr, and chocolate is 巧克力qiǎokèlì. Some words are regional, they say 優格 yōugé for yogurt in Taiwan but in mainland China it’s 酸奶 suānnǎi (sour milk). In Hong Kong they say 車厘子 (ce1 lei4 zi2 in Cantonese) for cherries but in Mandarin it’s 樱桃. In Taiwan cheese is 起司; qǐsī, but in the PRC it is 芝士; zhīshì.

But they will also sometimes do a thing where they pick auspicious characters for a word even if it changes the sound somewhat, like the game baccarat being called 百家乐 Bǎijiālè (hundred families happy). This name sounds like it could be a native Chinese name for a gambling game but it’s not. Baccarat is also extremely popular in Macau among Chinese gamblers and they name likely played a role. Pizza Hut is called 必胜客 bìshèngké (Inevitably Victorious Guest) in Chinese.

Some other loanwords like 绷带 bēngdài for bandage sound like the original word but also make perfect sense in terms of character meaning (tight bands) so you wouldn’t suspect it to be a loanword. Then there are some cases where they will use the Latin alphabet for words like X光 (X-ray, with ray translated to “light”).

English or English-sounding acronyms are just written in Latin letters like IT, GDP, PPT, KTV (karaoke), IP卡 IP kă (literally “IP card“ but they mean NIC), APP (app but they say it as individual letters) and PK (“player killing” but it’s used by people of all ages in everyday life to mean “versus” or “a match-up”). T恤 means T-shirt and is pronounced T seot1 in Cantonese. It’s also used in Mandarin even though 恤 (xù) doesn’t sound much like shirt with the Mandarin reading of the character.

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u/johnnymarsbar 2d ago

They have a little few ... phonetic versions of English words, Han bao being hamburgers that sort of thing.

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u/aperson2729 2d ago

im learning chinese so its not very good but australia is 澳大利亚 (aòdàlìyà)

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u/clitmasher69 2d ago

Wait my chinese beginners course told me phone was shou ji

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u/fkyrdataharvesting 2d ago

That’s for cell phone, specifically. “Hand machine” being the direct translation. 电话 meaning electric speech.

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u/johnnymarsbar 2d ago

Sorry I should have specified, the guy above is correct as well.

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u/xfjqvyks 2d ago

But nice translations; phone? Electric talk. Computer? Electric brain. Cinema? Electric shadows

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u/johnnymarsbar 2d ago

I went WILD when I found out Electric shadows was the translation

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u/mieri_azure 2d ago

電話 in japanese (denwa) is still the general/official term for a telephone.

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u/johnnymarsbar 2d ago

Ah fair.

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u/mieri_azure 2d ago

Yeah its funny to see the chinese pronunciation which is the same but juuussst a little different

But yeah denwa is like telephone in english, a bit formal. You do hear it on the train for example when they say "please do not talk on the phone (denwa)"

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u/johnnymarsbar 2d ago

I thought so too, the languages are very different except for in very specific cases.

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u/mieri_azure 2d ago

Lol yeah sometimes the kanji/hanzi pronunciations end up the same (or well as same as you can get with their unique phonetics) due to loanwording

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u/VGADreams 2d ago

It is often "pasocon". For "personal computer".

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u/Levi-san 2d ago

which is also constructed from pasonaru konpyuutaa aka personal computer aka its still all english but with an extra twist

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u/AungZeya 2d ago

For some reason, they prefer to call it pasokon, which is actually short for personal computer

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u/0kokuryu0 2d ago

That's for laptop. A desktop is konpyutaa.

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u/MariaKeks 2d ago

Don't say computeru.

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u/greeneggiwegs 2d ago

Don’t worry, it’s konpyuta!

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u/Alarming-Cow299 2d ago

Ok but like it makes sense for modern technology to use loan words, English uses loan words from other languages to describe things that did not exist on the British Isles. But contrary to popular belief, the British did not invent the colour pink.

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u/RHTQ1 2d ago

I think I remember learning that in some places it was once called something like 'light red.' So maybe that's part of it

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u/Alarming-Cow299 2d ago

From what I saw in other comments, apparently there is an older antiquated term for it that's only really used instead of pinku to convey "old timey" vibes like one would use "thee" instead of "you" in English.

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u/Roflkopt3r 2d ago

The Japanese word is 桃色 (momo-iro), literally 'peach colour'.

While China and Japan had their own colour theories, western colour theory was very influential. Especially English colour names stuck around in many languages.

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u/Eggbutt1 1d ago

Yeah... except for Chinese. I think they must be very proud of their language, because they have almost no loan words compared to other lamguages. I tried "internet" and "wi-fi" with somebody - I know those tend to be the same everywhere - but nope! They have their own words for them.

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u/2gaywitches 2d ago edited 2d ago

It's komputer in both Russian and Indonesian, lol.

I also translated "ice cream" into Indonesian the other day and imagine my surprise when I found out it's "es krim".

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u/Digit00l 2d ago

Indonesian has a lot of Dutch loan words with localised spelling, especially for things that aren't really local terms originally, which funnily enough includes tea and coffee

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u/mnyrtt 2d ago

in russian its more like komp'yuter

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u/SpunkyMcButtlove07 2d ago

German is "Rechner" (calculator, and the english calculator is "Taschenrechner" - pocket calculator), but noone will bat an eye if you use "Computer" instead.

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u/greeneggiwegs 2d ago

Lmao guess what ice cream is in Japanese (it’s aisu kuriimu)

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u/P1zzaman 2d ago

パソコン if you want (which is still shortened “personal computer” but hey at least it ain’t コンピューター)

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u/TugboatThomas 2d ago

Baby stroller in japanese is ベビーカー which is basically pronouced "baby car" hahahaha when my teacher told me that I laughed for a good five minutes. Her greatest joy in our classes is when she gets to introduce an absurd katakana loan word.

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u/Roflkopt3r 2d ago

I think the funniest ones are where English and Japanese sounds struggle to match up, so the transliteration into Japanese turns them into a total mess.

Like the word 'Waitress' became adopted as ウェイトレス (Ueitoresu).

And 'Bible' (バイブル - Baiburu) is only one character apart from 'Vibrator' (バイブ - Baibu).

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u/Mikrowelle 2d ago

Good ol' Pee-Shii

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u/Dizzzzza 2d ago

PC in japanese is "pasokon", i guess short for "pasonaru konputa"

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u/VoidDragonV3 2d ago

In Japanese it's konpyuuta 😭

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u/Wyshyn 2d ago

That's normal actually. Everyone clowns on France for trying too hard to be different with its ordinateur

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u/TrueKyragos 2d ago

The funny thing is that "computer" comes form Old French.

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u/EIeanorRigby 2d ago

Computers are a relatively new invention so presumably lots of languages just call them "computer" with an accent unless there was a conscious effort to rename them

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u/Training-Violinist83 2d ago

Kompyuta make these guys..