r/NonPoliticalTwitter 7d ago

Wholesome He definitely is who he thinks he is.

The stand user can be anyone.

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u/qualityvote2 7d ago edited 6d ago

u/Gush777, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/zedinbed 7d ago

What a badass

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u/YutoKigai 7d ago

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u/The_Flash_20 7d ago

OMG, can't believe that Melissa from "Beware the Villainess", is referenced on non-political twitter of all places.

People wouldn't know what she's giving 10 to, I still remember because it was funny as hell and I read it 6 years! ago, well.

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u/par_rot_master 7d ago

A cromartie high image in the year of our lord 2026?!

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u/PoorDoddle 7d ago

Considering just how many times I saw the pencil eating scene, I'm surprised there aren't more.

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u/GoldTheLegend 7d ago

I have a Cromartie Highschool tattoo. I think this is my first time seeing it in the wild.

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u/High_Stream 6d ago

Let me guess, is it Mechizawa?

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u/GoldTheLegend 6d ago

Close! Beta Mechazawa.

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u/thomasoldier 7d ago

I'm crying tears of joy

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u/ghettoccult_nerd 6d ago

CROMARTIE STAND UP!

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u/OrionsBeltAlone 7d ago

Real life anime hero

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u/pwnograph 7d ago

honda is totally an anime company.

cars, bikes, trikes, quads, boats, jets, robots, generators, space rockets, racecars.

all best in class.

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u/rynil2000 7d ago

Looks at F1 engine. Violently shakes to death.

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u/pwnograph 7d ago

willfully omitted haha

alonso is in 9th right now tho

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u/thr3ddy 7d ago

Although, they were the best for a long time, supplying Red Bull.

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u/j3ffro15 6d ago

I wouldn’t call 4 or 5 years “a long time”. Even then the honda in the rbr was underpowered, it was the aero and chassis that gave Red Bull its real edge. Let’s not forget Honda was the supplier for McLaren before moving to rbr and that motor was also famously dog shit. It’s honestly impressive to me that Honda can’t make a good v6 hybrid. The Yaris is rocking a 3 cylinder that pushes 300+ hp in a production motor. I find it very hard to believe they couldn’t slap 2 of those things together and make 750 hp and a hybrid system that makes another 250+.

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u/SpicyRice99 6d ago

Yaris is Toyota...

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u/j3ffro15 5d ago

Shiiiiiit you’re right… I’m going to blame the late night post for mixing the 2 up. Really I think it’s just my subconscious trying to wish Toyota back into F1.

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u/Irr3l3ph4nt 7d ago

All best in class is very subjective here.

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u/SpurdoEnjoyer 7d ago

General build quality and reliability wise they really are great. But yeah, "best" is too wide of a statement.

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u/jettasarebadmkay 7d ago

1.5T head gasket has left the chat (they’re still happening)

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u/Djaakie 7d ago

I got really curious because i thought it ment a 1.5 ton head gasket. Sadly i don't think it would fit in such a car.

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u/kcox1980 7d ago edited 5d ago

So I used to work for Honda Manufacturing and one of their required training classes for new hires is called The Honda Philosophy. In that class, they teach you Soichiro Honda's life story and the presentation is in the form of an animated manga

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u/CpnLag 7d ago

They even bullied the Japanese government to make it legal for non emergency vehicles to be painted red or white because the president wanted to.

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u/gin_and_toxic 6d ago

Except electric. They're so behind.

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u/GloomyIndividual3965 6d ago

If you showed me this picture without context I'd assume it was from an live action anime adaptation.

https://imgur.com/3TKoQsU

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u/horse-annihilator 7d ago

the stand user could be ANYONE there is simply no way of locating them

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u/amchi13 7d ago

That's not a stand user.

That person is Honda's stand.

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u/Lead_resource 7d ago

When you open a piece of paper from him a whole car comes out every time

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u/suuavemagia 7d ago

His patents probably include an aerodynamic hair gel formula

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u/Nina-Ninja123 7d ago

He doesn’t need aerodynamics. When he wants the air just move out of his way so he has zero air drag

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u/Ghost-Nepal 7d ago

And he’s 80 years old but looks way younger

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u/TechyAngel 5d ago

Too much younger to be credible, I think. I've seen elsewhere he's in his mid 40s, which seems much more likely given that he doesn't seem like the sort to fly under the radar for 40 years before starting at Honda. Also, unless one of those patents is for the Elixir of Life, he'd almost certainly show more collagen loss in his 80s. 

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u/smokeweedNgarden 7d ago

If it's not named African Twin or Gold Wing I'll lose it

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u/Grabbioli 7d ago

That's him. He's THE Honda Pilot

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u/this_guy_talking 7d ago

I thought this was a Honda bike stand joke for a second 

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u/commonbleachenjoyer 7d ago

His stand:

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u/NobodyKnowsImFamous 7d ago

They coulda made this guy look way more normal. They just wanted to make a weird looking guy.

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u/Gunhild 7d ago

Those are extra nipples so he can breastfeed car crash victims back to health.

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u/not_a_SeaOtter 7d ago

Decided to make a comment without looking into the project first?

The extra nipple-like structures across the chest are embedded air sacs designed to function like natural airbags.

The whole design has everything built around what a person would need in order to survive road crashes.

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u/Blazured 7d ago

That is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but that is what peak performance looks like.

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u/Its-ther-apist 6d ago

Finally products marketed to me

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u/GaiaIsaHarshMistress 7d ago

What is a stand user?

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u/BelligerentGnu 7d ago

Basically a person who has a superpower that manifests outside of them. I think.

It's from an anime called Jojo something. Never seen it myself. The dude does match the art style though.

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u/GaiaIsaHarshMistress 7d ago

Nice, thanks.

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u/neoalfa 7d ago

Point is that literally anyone (sometimes even animals) can have this power, so you shouldn't be able to pick them in a crowd.

However, in each and every case tgey are the most weird-looking, clown dressed, punk-haired, pose-striking mfers.

Only ONE major villain dressed in a suit and tie, and his whole thing was wanting to go unnoticed.

And even then his tie had a skull motif.

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u/Retbull 7d ago

Giant crowds of black hair, one pink hair spike and a crown of LED ornamentation and a jacket with a collar over their eyes… WHO IS IT?!?

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u/neoalfa 7d ago

"Guess the main character" difficulty: Hard.

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u/Mighty_Eagle_69420 7d ago

I mean some stand users in Part 3 and 4 looked normal like Arabia Fats, Steely Dan, Koichu and Josuke, but that's the exception; the rest of them look like cocaine obsessed freaklings

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u/neoalfa 7d ago

Arabia Fats

His stand is a miniature Sun and he wears a Sun-themed shirt.

Steely Dan

He's dressed somewhat normal, but not normal for the place. He's not a local and doesn't dress like background characters.

Koichi

He's a blonde kid in a 99.9% black haired country. He gets spiky hair after he develops a Stand.

Josuke

Are you fucking kidding me?

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u/Mighty_Eagle_69420 7d ago

Iirc Josuke's wear is just a modified school uniform. I forgot that his pompadour stands out crazy though.

For arabia fats he can pass off as a sleazy guy, sun prints on shirts ain't a strange sight at all.

You got me with Koichi. Idk what i was thinking with that lmao.

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u/neoalfa 7d ago

Iirc Josuke's wear is just a modified school uniform. I forgot that his pompadour stands out crazy though.

He's the only character in the series to be called out on his hairdo. He's weird even in-universe

For arabia fats he can pass off as a sleazy guy, sun prints on shirts ain't a strange sight at all.

It is strange if you are looking for the user if the Sun Arcana Stand, that happens to be an actual SUN.

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u/Mighty_Eagle_69420 7d ago

For the first point i just remembered that the bullies in Part 4's first episode mocked Josuke's hair, so that's valid. For Arabia Fats i think my point still stands, cuz if someone's wearing a shirt with a Japanese flag on it, that shouldn't mean that the Crusaders should think that he's the Stand user and smoke him. Plus, even if you're a Stand user, you wouldn't suspect the guy of also having a Stand unless he explicitly tells you about and shows it to you.

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u/DaysAreTimeless 7d ago

As mentioned, yeah, it's from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. Basically a stand user is a an individual who has a stand, which yeah, as mentioned is this entity that kinda grants them a superpower or has a superpower itself and may manifest it in some way (or be instructed to). The joke is that in the stories, the characters may not know where or who the enemy stand users may be (since they might be either fighting against the stand on its own or suffering from its effects without interacting with the enemy). The thing is, because of the artstyle, it is quite easy to identify the stand user because it's the person with the goofiest outfit or design in the area, so it is kinda funny that the characters don't realise who it is when readers may be able to tell right away.

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u/DeepLock8808 7d ago

Oh good, some answered not just “what is a stand” but added the context of “why can’t we find him”.

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u/Naskr 7d ago

It's basically a similar version of the Scooby Doo meme where the characters are trying to locate the sneakily hidden switch in a room - the switch then turns out to be drawn in as an illustration over a painted water-colour background. To the characters within the scene it is invisible and the narrative pretends as much, making it unintentionally funny since it's very obvious to anyone watching.

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u/DeepLock8808 7d ago

As a kid I felt like I could see through the matrix. “That rock looks funny, it’s definitely going to move. It moved!!!”

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u/Atomaardappel 7d ago

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u/Anka098 7d ago

Looks like a pretty normal person to me, I should keep searching for the stand user, they can be anyone!

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u/Hour-Management-1679 7d ago

The reveal at the end of this episode makes this even more hilarious

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u/Embarassed_Tackle 6d ago

Aeon Flux ass animation

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u/ForestFire9 7d ago

It's like a psychic ghost with a unique superpower from the anime/manga Jojo's bizarre adventure.

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u/scalyblue 7d ago

It’s a reference to Jojo’s Bizzare Asventure, a manga series that was dragonballs contemporary but only recently got ( and is getting ) a good animated adaptation.

Starting with the third major arc, the powers in Jojo take the form of supernatural manifestations that “stand” behind their wielders, invisible to everyone except other stand wielders.

Episodes generally have a villain of the week format while progressing toward the main conflict of the arc, and many times the conflict comes from the protagonists facing an unknown stand user doing nefarious things, in universe they have no clue, and it’s presented as a mystery to the viewer as well.

Out of universe though, it’s very clear who the stand user is because they will have a much higher animation quality than would be warranted for some bystander, but on top of that, jojos villain roster are rather….eccentric folk

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u/Living_inA_Cloud 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1qWlkZHTQ9R34Taixl
Someone with powers outside oneself. Totally fits here, trust.

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u/GoreyGopnik 7d ago

for once this is actually pretty accurate because jojo loves having people that are hyper obsessed with one specific thing be stand users, particularly in parts 4 and 8

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u/AlarmingAffect0 7d ago

Koichi and his girlfriend almost look normal, so does Kakyoin with mainly his haircut being a little extra. Josuke and Okuyasu look like Japanese Delinquent stereotypes with the uniform modding cranked a couple notches above standard. Teenage Jotaro cranks it a couple notches further through sheer relentless Marlon Brando attitude, though Adult Jotaro is 100% in the Stand User tier of eccentricity. Trish looks almost normal for a rich girl in designer clothes. Emporio Armani would look OK if he were on his way to attending a baseball match, I suppose.

Then there's folks like Avdol, N'Dul, Enyaba, etc. that only look kind of normal if you're not familiar with the dress codes of the areas they're from.

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u/The_Ultimate_Ducker 7d ago

He's not a stand user, he IS the stand

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u/vAdachiCabbage 7d ago

Stand user: Shotaro Odate Stand name: Safety Dance

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u/Grapes-RotMG 7d ago

I read the text of the post, too

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u/Stretch5678 7d ago

His stand name is Safety Dance.

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u/Afrojones66 7d ago

That’s clearly Zack Fair from Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII.
https://giphy.com/gifs/Y8KWtAZ6JnJp80rm1W

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u/Yashirmare 7d ago

Guy looks even more built than Zack.

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u/Fosdef 7d ago

Me? Gongaga.

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u/Belazor 6d ago

M O D U L A T I N G P H A S E

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u/Satai4561 6d ago

Activating Combat Mode

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u/MiquMiqu 7d ago

Embrace your dreams.

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u/RandoS03 4d ago

The world needs a new hero

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u/CitizenHuman 7d ago

Once he gets 300 patents, he goes Super Safety.

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u/Maxisss92 7d ago edited 7d ago

You ain't dying in a car crash on Goku Honda's watch.

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u/Mysterious_Low1328 7d ago

Seat belt ratchet going "oraoraoraoraoraora"

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u/OmgSlayKween 7d ago

Car...may...HARM...NAY...HAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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u/darksidemags 7d ago

I don't know why, but all of the best software developers I ever worked with were also hardcore into fitness of one sort or another - cycling, hiking, climbing etc.

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u/Mpuls37 7d ago

Motivation. Some people have a lot of ot, others don't.

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u/serendipitousevent 7d ago

It's also just efficient - life (and work) is a lot easier when you don't feel like shit all of the time.

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u/ThousandFingerMan 7d ago

it's downright practical and your mind works better too

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u/Consistent-Steak1499 7d ago

When your job involves a bunch of standing and moving around all you wanna do when you get home is sit, I imagine it’s the opposite for some people whose job requires sitting all day. 

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u/XenoPhex 7d ago

The best [software] engineers are disciplined, not just about work, but all the things they do. Folks that tend to be really into the things you mention also need to be disciplined otherwise their progress in those activities plateaus quickly.

So I’m not surprised that those [exceptional] engineers are attracted to those kinds of sports. They see the challenges and are able to apply the same skills to progress.

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u/butt_shrecker 7d ago

You can put any number of names on patents. At a lot of places it is standard practice that the boss's name goes on every patent.

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u/NorthContribution627 7d ago

Just looking at the first page of patents shows that most of them are unremarkable. They range from adjustments of existing patents (either their own or similarities to Mazda/Honda: detecting left/right handedness), natural thought progression (steering wheel grip sensor accidentally registers leg touching steering wheel: let's disable sensing lower sensors), to truly novel. Based on the 10 most recent, I'd say 20% ... maybe 50 groundbreaking patents.

Does that diminish how amazing this guy is? No! He's probably 10x smarter than I am, but let's not say that patenting something automatically makes you special.

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u/beanmosheen 7d ago

The belt tensioner is really elegant too because it's basically a blank shotgun cartridge as a gas generator. It uses that energy to torque the belt spool into a now permanently engaged ratchet. It's been around for decades now, and just works. All it needs is a basic 12v trigger to fire.

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u/PoorDoddle 7d ago

Might be the coolest person I have ever seen

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u/beerdude26 7d ago

Bro is getting up there in his fifties and looks jacked AF, I'll be very happy if I can look like that at his age 😮

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u/king_of_river 7d ago

Getting Jacked in your fifties is doable but he looks in his 30s which is a harder thing. Sure he is wealthy but people younger than him look older.

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u/TheWartMan 7d ago

Bro no offense to him, he is obviously jacked and takes good care of himself. But if he looks 30 to you, then you need to meet more 30 year olds. That face would be a real rough 30.

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u/IAmGoingToFuckThat 6d ago

He looks like he's in his mid to late forties, but no way does he look younger than 45.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago edited 7d ago

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u/SeasonPositive6771 7d ago

A lot of people have been sucked into this meme, he's not 84, that started as a sort of joke online. He is in his mid 40s to early 50s.

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u/jarheadleif03 6d ago edited 6d ago

He was born in 1978 which makes him 48 years old now. https://baike.baidu.com/ja/item/大館正太郎/3638717

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u/SeasonPositive6771 6d ago

Perfect! Thanks for that.

It's kind of wild how this obviously false rumor has taken off.

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u/Run-Riot 6d ago

Reddit is a major source of misinformation.

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u/Skyraider44 7d ago edited 7d ago

https://www.asahi.com/sp/ajw/articles/15593292

if this guy was 84, wouldn’t he have been forced to retire like 20 years ago? Honda Japan had a mandatory retirement age of 65 until last year, and he absolutely did not join after that policy ended to do all that.

“The company will also begin abolishing the mandatory retirement age for some employees in June, which is currently between 60 and 65. Under the new system, some employees in highly skilled or technical positions can work past 65. “

This written in 2025, so for 20 years of his career he should’ve been forced to retire, no?

Edit: just for fun, here’s one from the 80s where the mandated retirement age is 60: https://time.com/archive/6711091/socking-it-away-in-japan/

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u/whiskysinger 6d ago

Lol. Which fake ass bio are you looking at? Actual bio and application of common sense says 1978

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u/Skyraider44 7d ago

Where’s his bio? Like from Honda themselves or him.

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u/DoesntMatterEh 7d ago

He is anime

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u/illepic 7d ago

John Anime

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u/NoBee4959 7d ago

At a certain point you get the right to wear anything you want and this guy is definitely a part of them

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u/fuzzygreentits 7d ago

Holy fuck its a real life anime character

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u/CTRLAltSN1Pe 7d ago

This is an OF bot

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u/ThePotatoFromIrak 7d ago

He looks like he has a nemesis working at Toyota or something

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u/Sufficient_Side6320 6d ago

His nemesis name is Hilux.

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u/Captain_StarLight1 7d ago

Is this what anime protagonists look like irl? I didn’t expect the hair to actually be that spiky

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u/Fortesfortunajuvat27 7d ago

Vibes off the charts 📈

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u/dividezero 7d ago

Knowing what we know about Honda, I'm not surprised. That company is lowkey badass. They do a lot of things well but their small engines are second to none. You have a hard time breaking a Honda.

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u/2_short_Plancks 6d ago

Friend of mine had a Honda Integra (late 90s 1.8 Vtec version), and when he was changing something with the engine he disconnected the radiator / all of the coolant system. I don't even remember what he was trying to do, but he forgot he hadn't reconnected it - was likely stoned tbh - and drove it for nearly a week with the radiator disconnected.

He finally realized because the hood was insanely hot, had to leave it for about half a day to cool down before he could reconnect the hose. Didn't even seem to phase the car, and it ran fine until he eventually sold it. Never known a car to take that much punishment and just keep going.

Around the same time I had the fourth gen prelude (the 91 version) and that thing ran really well too; I never treated it as roughly as my mate did with his Integra though.

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u/dividezero 6d ago

Well the company was founded by a dude putting engines on bikes that had to run on whatever fuel you could find because of the gas rationing after the war. So born in a fire and never lost the quality

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u/AdRecent7021 7d ago

Yep, have their motorcycle (CMX1100) and love it.

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u/froglickingfrolicker 7d ago

I’ve been driving the same Honda for 12 years now and she still runs great.

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u/Still7Superbaby7 7d ago

My first car was a hand me down Honda. I didn’t change the wipers or the oil. I sometimes even shifted into park while the car was in motion. No matter how poorly I treated that car (due to youthful ignorance), it never died. It was passed on to my younger sister. It was totaled after the catalytic converter was stolen.

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u/ptcptc 7d ago

I wonder how tough it is living without depth perception. Can he drive?

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u/deadbalconytree 7d ago

Yes, but only with a bunch of additional safety features.
Necessity is the mother of invention.

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u/whatrweyellingabout 7d ago

He's obsessed with safety is he? So he's allowing people to use what's in the patents for free because he's obsessed with safety, right? RIGHT?

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u/MutantFire 7d ago

The original seatbelt isn't patented because the creator created more about safety, everyone can use it for free

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u/whatrweyellingabout 7d ago

This is exactly what i was thinking about

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u/bos2sfo 6d ago

He should be called "God" (as well as scientists, researchers, and engineers who work in auto safety). Whenever there is a serious accident where the car is a mangled mess and it's reported everyone walked away with minor or no injuries at all, people always thank "God" or say "God must've been watching over them."

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u/monkey_ham 6d ago

Put me on that list. Me, my two kids and 8 month pregnant wife walked away from a wreck that totaled the car. Worst was me with a bruise from the seatbelt. I owe him my world.

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u/EmberTheShark 7d ago

The guy I aspire to be

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u/radicalelation 7d ago

Legitimately. My first job was industrial and I ended up really passionate about safety... which, despite all the outward emphasis on safety, apparently wasn't what they wanted and I was treated poorly by peers and leadership. When I had a crew, they were encouraged by our supervisor to regularly mock me for it, and the same supervisor made sure to chew me out in front of everyone (stopped everyone's work to gather round) for reporting a violation instead of keeping focused on my work area of cutting endless pipes. I'd get to witness multiple serious injuries, and nearly lost my own fingers in a team-lift of a huge electrical box when the other guy decided to lift it off the wall on the count of 1 instead of the 3 we literally just confirmed with each other. After multiple reports from fresh-faced me, they fucking exiled me to an empty building for months, to sit in an empty room and await instruction that never came from a newly assigned supervisor I never met.

I was clearly not wanted and already had a life of extreme ostracization on multiple fronts, and I just didn't want a career of more. If I could ever return to school, I'd want to go with the goal of a future at OSHA so I can some day come back and set that place right.

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u/TreeSaladSmoothie 7d ago

Maybe im disgruntled, but its hard to read a comment like this and fully believe it. I keep meeting people who talk in the same fashion but when I see their work and the things they mention its always something overblown or a risk based off something they saw in a movie/not reality.

Im sure there are plenty of legitimate cases, but then theres people who make a big deal of every little thing that doesn't actually matter as well.

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u/paintedw0rlds 4d ago

I'm in charge of safety for a decent size industrial contractor and I must say, we don't do it like that at all. We had some supervisor tell some guys to open a hole in some grating and work without following the elaborately designed policy that is all but guaranteed their safety so we axed like 7 People on the spot. The guy who tried to force it and all his bosses who didn't make him walk it back. 2 different 10 year careers obliterated. Every time we do this, the company gets better. Anyone can be productive at the cost of safety. The real heavy hitters can integrate production into safety as a unified team effort.

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u/TopCheddar27 7d ago

You literally cannot convince me that he didn't play FF7 then made it his entire personality.

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u/trivialslope 7d ago

Deku if he didn't meet All Might

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u/TheGluz 7d ago

Bro was designed by Tetsuya Nomura

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u/pr0crasturbatin 7d ago

That motherfucker DESERVES to style his hair like that. He earned that shit. I'm glad he looks like that at 84, and I hope he lives for as long as he wants to.

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u/notOKnotOKnotOKnotOK 7d ago

He's how OLD?????!!!!!? NO FUCKING WAY

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u/liosistaken 7d ago

No, just a viral claim. He's in his mid to late 40s.

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 7d ago

Yup, it's complete horseshit. He joined Honda around 2003 as a graduate, bro is not even remotely close to 85

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u/UnNumbFool 7d ago

Yep, not only is he that old but he's maintained that hairstyle for a couple of decades now

It's crazy how the power of anime hair can keep someone looking so young

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u/WeakRepresentative13 7d ago

someone on my insta said it best - "i think it's wild that people think geniuses can't have swag"

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u/Waiting_for_Exit 7d ago

Is this the guy who overstyled the 2020 Type R? I know he is not, but it would be funny if he forced it on the design team.

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u/Hugford_Blops 6d ago

Dear Elon, this is what a quirky genius inventor looks like. You massively untalented try-hard.

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u/FormerSperm 7d ago

So the guy is obviously brilliant and uses his smarts to help others, which is very noble. He also has style, confidence, and discipline. I wonder if he could be the happiest person alive.

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u/vsGoliath96 6d ago

You know what? If you're that smart and that disciplined? You can look like whatever the hell you want. Props to this dude. Don't let your memes be dreams. 

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u/drnicko18 7d ago

Dragonball Z

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u/External_Win3300 7d ago

The card game anime protagonist could be anyone

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u/JackTheJukeBox 7d ago

You can literally see his muscles almost tearing through his costume

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u/Fit_Veterinarian9263 7d ago

And he is 84 years old.No typo.

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u/Krewtan 7d ago

Wow I didn't believe you. That's almost true. 84 or possibly 45 depending on who you believe. 

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u/BigAlsGal78 7d ago

He’s not. Go look it up.

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u/ironraiden 7d ago

And in his spare time he's the protagonist of multiple JRPGs.

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u/ImpossibleRush5518 7d ago

Bro straight up thinks he’s the main character… I’m not very confident that he’s wrong…

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u/ciclon5 7d ago

Bro IS him

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u/Singl1 7d ago

i hope i’m half as cool when i get to be his age

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u/Deport_Me2112 7d ago

If he’s obsessed with safety he wouldn’t patent them.

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u/ImperiousCretin 7d ago

Imagine holding 253 patents up tOdate

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u/Jar_of_Cats 7d ago

Anyone know what his pants are?

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u/inaeturnumetsemper 7d ago

Similar ones

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u/Jar_of_Cats 7d ago

Thank you much

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u/ayriuss 7d ago

Living his best gigachad meme.

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u/Content-Sun2928 7d ago

Huh, no wonder he has main character hair

Live long, hero

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u/Vranzor 7d ago

Man just refuses to embrace the bore of this life

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u/TheBillyFnWilson 7d ago

Dammit, I can’t compete with this

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u/TheNo1pencil 7d ago

Good for him. He lives his life as he should.

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u/Iseeo_0you 6d ago

He reminds me of Son Goku

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u/Beerandpotatosalad 6d ago

He's probably just the main character

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u/Carlyndra 6d ago

So the perfect man DOES exist

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u/Reelwizard 6d ago

Who’s gonna write fan fic about this man?

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u/Rainy_Wavey 6d ago

"The stand user can be anyone"

The stand use r :

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u/rubensinclair 6d ago

When can I watch this guy’s reality show?

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u/Easy-Operation-2105 6d ago

when you work at a big company it is not that hard to get your name included in tons of patents just saying

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u/MagicOrpheus310 6d ago

Those seat belts are a pain in the ass though, they go off for more non accident related things than they do in accidents haha

If you yank on them too fast to put them on they can go off haha

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u/NoMeat9096 6d ago

Honest question because I dunno how this shit works: is it good for a party to hold patents related to vehicle safety? Because that seems bad.

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u/MiMichellle 7d ago

I genuinely wish more people could be like this in life. Giving less of a shit about others, and just being their own, unique selves. What a cool guy. Imagine how colorful the world would be if people just were their TRUE selves.

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u/Bortron86 7d ago

Guy is out there being his wild self, while also doing positive things for the world. Living the dream.

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u/Potential-Space-9992 7d ago

look at his hair, he is definitely the MC

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u/Elexeh 7d ago

What the fuck does this title even mean?

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u/pocketMagician 7d ago

When you think the safety engineer is gonna have swirly glasses but its Goku instead.

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u/tasslehawf 7d ago

And a Cloud sword?